Happy Halloween 2014

Happy Halloween Blogger! It's Maya here with all the deet's about Halloween! So, today is October 31st 2014, the night Michael Myers roams the streets. I'm kidding, I'm not, but I don't wanna scare you who all plan on going trick-or-treating. So, speaking of trick-or-treating, last night I got tricked instead of a treat, in which I expected. So, Lucas tricked me into thinking he was all on my side and could never hurt me and once again I fell for the "I won't do it again, I don't like Riley better and I won't act like it" thing again. That was my trick of Halloween and my treat will be mine tonight, because all that candy will be my treat. Fair is fair, huh? I give what I get and I don't trust going second after what's happened 3 times in a row. So, yeah no. Like Farkle said, I can easily get over this so early into time considering not much has happened, well it has but it only has happened maybe twice, so I'm used to it like this and I can get over myself easily. So, anyway, back to Halloween. So, October 31st only comes once a year. I suggest getting as much candy as possible, kids. You have one night to get as much free candy as you'd like, this is a once-in-a-year oppertunity and I'm taking advantage of it, for sure. So, Halloween costumes are something else. You get to dress up and be whoever you wanna be and nobody will judge you, and again, it's a once-in-a-year oppertunity. You can be the most wacky and weird thing and nobody will judge you, unless you actually don't dress up and look regular. I'm happy for Halloween because kids just get to be whatever they wanna be and go door-to-door getting free candy. Halloween is basically "Kids Day" like, Fathers Day and Mothers Day, Halloween is Kids Day. So, Halloween comes once a year and if your a kid looking forward to trick-or-treating and dressing up and going outside in the dark with your friends, remember to take advantage of it as it only comes once a year. I hope you all are as excited as I am for Halloween. Sure, Lucas betrayed me last night and I shouldn't be happy right now, in fact I should be upset, but I am not letting stupid Lucas get to me and ruin my only day of dressing up and free candy. And I for one am never trusting Lucas again. Ever. I mean like ever ever no matter what anyone says or does, I don't care how sorry he is and I don't care for his lies that say "I won't do it again" because that is never true. Guys mean the opposite of what they say and I for one will be like Maya Bennett and learn to not care. I was able to tolerate it momentarily yesterday and that is getting closer to what I wanna be. If he ain't gonna treat me right, I'm not going with him. So, that was my Halloween trick which wasn't as funny as a Halloween treat or even a trick should be. But I don't care. I didn't come here at all for any of this and I will be that way again. I'm not making problems for myself and I'm not helping Lucas attack me and I will not make it easier for him, no sir-ee. I also changed the theme of my blog just for today for Halloween. That has become my tradition. I will change my blog to to the theme of the holiday, just for the exact day of it and then the next day, it will be back to it's original theme, the pink and black thing. So, on Christmas day, it will be a Christmas theme and on December 26th, it will be my normal one again and same with every other holiday, includng today in which it has the Halloween theme today and today only. The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, Halloween Theme, Limited Edition! So, Happy Halloween, I'm looking forward to hearing about how your Halloween went and you can see how mine went tomorrow, right here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Relieved and Concieved!

Hey, Maya here and this is my latest blog post called "Relieved and Concieved" and I am very relieved and I don't really know what concieved means, I just know it's a word of some sort and I wanted this post to rhyme, so there ya have it. So, I am sooo relieved, and I hope you wanna know why. Well, either ya do, or ya don't but I'm gonna tell ya anyway, like it or not. So, I am sooo relieved that I have not heard from that stupid Austin and Ally bully, the one who was picking on me for sticking up for Trish and then started saying cruel things to me. I haven't heard from them since yesterday night and I am soooo relieved! Last night was the last time they commented and "replied" to me. Yeah "replied" happens to mean that I never replied to them, I replied once every 6 comments they made and it was not very defensive of me. They more wrote message after message harrassing and online bullying me and I decided not replying would be the best idea and I did reply sometimes though to make a point. So, for the past week or so, I have been getting notification after notification of this person telling me mean things, but I've gotten used to it and have stopped telling my friends because God knows they won't care and so do I myself. So, I haven't gotten a reply in a whole day and I think they've cut it out! Hallelujah, it's a Halloween Miracle! Well, it's Halloween tomorrow, so a Halloween-Eve Miracle! Check back later on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

So, This is How It's Gonna Be?

Hey, your reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart! So, I am here to tell you a story. A story about a girl named Maya. She was 12 years old in 7th Grade and went to John Quincy Adams Middle School. Oh, wait! My name's Maya and I am 12 in 7th Grade, going to John Quincy Adams Middle School! It's me! Yeah, I'm going to tell you a story about me. (Also Starring: Riley Matthews, Lucas Friar and Farkle Minkus). So, there was a day. October 5th 2014 to be exact. We all went swimming and well, things happened that day, things that changed my life ever since. Made a huge impact. A difference. A change. Something that is not the same as it was before. So, then I've been going along with that for a while and it took me down a regular path until 2 weeks ago, when it decided to stupidly go down the wrong path and dragged me along with it! So, today I realized that this choice I made was wrong and I ruined everything for myself, having to be upset all the time. If it was how it was before 2 weeks ago, I would be totally fine, but now I would rather have nothing to be happy about than to have something that could make me happy, but isn't. I mean, I know for a fact the whole Lucas-Riley thing is never going to stop. Ever. And you know who I feel bad for in that sense? Farkle. Yeah, he has to deal with it just like I do and he doesn't even realize how awful he's got it there and maybe that's a good thing. He doesn't need to know if it will make him feel bad. So, I know for a fact it ain't happening, nothing is ever gonna change there and I will not expect it to. No matter what anyone says, I don't expect them to stop doing that. I mean, it'd make my day and every day after that, but I don't believe it's gonna happen until it really does. Farkle rarely isn't there with her and rarely doesn't help her so, she has no reason to do this. If anyone does, it's me and Farkle, not them because literally nobody helps me ever and I have no Farkle that'd be happy to listen and care about everything that matters to me. So, I don't wanna do that and I'm not going to, but I'm saying if we don't do it, certainly they should not be. One day Lucas said "I didn't realize I was doing that, I won't anymore, I'm sorry" and then literally a night later, he did it with Riley again. "So, this is how it's gonna be?" I asked myself. And I've never answered that question. "So, this is how it's gonna be?" This is how it's gonna be? I asked myself and never answered it and today I decided to answer it. "No, no it isn't how it's gonna be" I told myself. It won't be like that, I will not let it. So, nothing happens, so I won't care. I heard that if the person your with is always going with someone else, it's possible to adventually not care. So, yeah I've decided to make an executive decision and let this all go, if I REALLY try, I may be able to. So, I'll let you know how that goes and keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back as soon as you feel like it!

To More Than I Can Be...

Hey, Maya Hart here and your reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart! I am here to make an official stand. I know I said this weeks ago, but I am finally over myself. Over this whole Lucas and Riley thing and how Farkle was right and that's never gonna end and Farkle isn't gonna protect me from it anymore because Riley cares about him again and he doesn't need to do anything for me and Riley just lets it all happen, no offense to her, she's so awesome and I love her to death. Okay, maybe I need to take a breath or two inbetween my sentences. I mean, I get what I can but if that comes with the whole jealousy/lying package, no thanks. So, if I am always gonna be jea,ous and I am always gonna be lied to, I might as well go and put time into someone who will not cost a hard bargain like that. I ain't got no cash anyway. So, I am not being who I can be when I am all jealous, I am not reaching my full potential. So, if that dang cost wasn't in this game, well I would probably be Little Miss Too Annoyingly Perky for the day. But yeah, letting go is allowing helping me to be more than I can be. Mr. Matthews told me and Riley to never go with someone who will hurt you hard enough and not apologize and break the promises he breaks, so yeah. The title of this post is a line from my song, so I got the idea and made it work. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!

Horror is Has No Game On Me

Hey, so this is Maya at The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. So, after school today, The Matthews' family's old friends, Dion and Caprice came over. Dion is an adult and talked with Mr. and Mrs. Matthews and Caprice is his 10-year-old daughter who is a bit younger than us, but we got along well. So, we all went outside at first. At the park, we met a 4-year-old named Kegan. He was adorable and loved us until Caprice threw rocks at him and made him cry. She apologized, but he was 4 and didn't understand. So, then when we got back, we went and got pizza for dinner. We each could have 3 pieces, except one of us had to only get 2. I agreed to be the one to get 2, so that worked out fine. Then Riley didn't wanna go outside again and me and Caprice did, so I took her to Farkle's house, who was unexpectedly not home. I showed her his house though. So, then we went to the saucer park and she was sooo scared of the saucers and panicked whenever I went no handed...when I was sitting. So, then when we got home, we all watched a horror movie, well one and a half. One was called "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" and "Halloween 5: Michael Myers's Revenge" it was very terrifying. Michael Myers was a man who always wore a white mask and carried a knife, stabbing people to death. He was shot like a million times and never died. He always managed to stay alive. He escaped out of a mental institution after he shot his sister when he was only 6 years old. In the first movie, he tried to kill everyone. Then at the end, they thought he was dead, but he got in the head of a girl named Jamie who was only 9 years old and posessed her to protect him. In the end of the 1st movie, Jamie ended up stabbing her mother almost to death. Then in Micahel Myers's Revenge, he came back and Jamie was always posessed in the movie and she couldn't speak. Michael Myers went around stabbing people to death. There was a scene where a boyfriend and girlfriend were acting like Riley and Farkle, like exactly like them. Until Michael Myers came up behind them and stabbed the boy to death. "I've basically witnessed this, except for the stabbing Michael Myers part" I said to Caprice. I meant the Riley and Farkle-ish parts. So then I said I was never scared of anything, because I am not and Riley and Caprice were freaked out. I am not afraid of anything. Nothing scares me. Horror has no game on me. It was totally awesome. Right before Caprice went home, I told her Michael Myers is at her house waiting for her. So, we are going trick-or-treating with her on Halloween night, so we'll see her soon unless I was right about the Michael-Myers-waiting-for-her thing. So, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Used to Being Used

Your reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, I'm Maya, the blog author and the girl with the life that is spilled right here! So, last night was very intreaging. I know I didn't spell that right, I don't even really know what it means, but it was still intreaging. So, first of all, karma came back to bite FARKLE in the butt. Yeah, only Farkle was affected and he tried to tell me I was, but I think he didn't wanna be the only one, so he dragged me into it and told me I was jealous and karma was after me. So, I just listened. So, what karma did to "us" was the homework thing. Farkle used to help me with my homework, much to Riley's dismay. Yeah, I know what that means, it is all over wikia. So, what Riley usually did was go on her computer and crank up her headphones very loudly. So, Farkle dragged me over to the main computer. "Go get your thing-a-majigs" he said. I got up from the chair and grabbed my headphones. "And I love it how you know what a thing-a-majig is" he said. I sat back down and we went on YouTube. He clicked the song, Avril Lavigne What the Hell. Then he cranked it up so loud, almost blowing my eardrums. "Ouch!" I yelled at him. "Turn it down" I said. "No, live with it" he said. I rolled my eyes and turned my focus back to the screen, where on another window, he put up our wikia. So, after the first song was finished, I was relieved that the blasting of my eardrums was over. So, the he clicked the next song and my eardrums started crying again. Heaven. So, then I screamed again and Farkle slapped my arm. "Stop it, listen" he said. So, then on wikia, I wanted to go on my page but Farkle wouldn't let us go on any page but his. So, then Riley and Lucas finished and wanted their computer back. "Yes have it! It's killin' me!" I said happily giving it up. It came to Farkle's dismay that I gave it up so easily. Then at bedtime, Farkle was telling me what to do and basically had all control over me. He told me something that made me listen to whatever he said so he would protect me from seeing what I didn't wanna see. He told me that Riley and Lucas were not gonna stop doing this together thing, no matter how many times Lucas promised me he would stop. He said if I listened to him, he would keep me from seeing and hearing them like that. I agreed but wasn't gonna let Farkle get to me. Adventually, I felt be-littled and Farkle was outta control, he controlled my every move. That is not a joke. So, then adventually Farkle didn't wanna be in the same bed with me, so he kicked me off and made me go anywhere else, he didn't care. So, I lyed on the floor fidgiting around. "Stop it" Farkle said. I dropped the piece of the old dresser I was playing with and it fell on my head. "Ouch" I said quietly. "What!?" Farkle said annoyed. "It fell on my head, the sharp part" I said. "I didn't ask for your life story, hun" he said many times over that night. So, then he made me get back on the bed when Riley and Lucas were constantly getting outta the other one. Farkle yanked my arm on and shoved me into the wall. He banged my head into the wall, forcing me to move over. I was about to get up, finished listening to Farkle, he didn't allow me to get up, but I was gonna do it anyway. And before he could, he said "Would you rather just see them in front of your own eyes, because I could make it happen" Farkle whispered to me. I backed up back into my spot. "Get me the water" he said. I got up and went over to the water. I grabbed it and brought it back to Farkle. "It's all wet, take it" he said shoving it up to me. I gripped it and took it back over to where it was on the little TV. So, then I stood there in front of the TV, holding the water bottle to the ground and I suddenly stopped thinking properly. All the things Lucas said, nights before, all the promises he made compared to what he did afterwards, breaking everything he said to me, stuck with me. My best friend having betrayed me and would've rathered to hate Farkle, than to love me, stuck with me too. I rubbed my head, where Farkle slammed it into the wall, Farkle, one of the most innocent people I know, did such a thing because he wanted attention from Riley. It stuck with me, all of it. I thought of it. Then Riley and Lucas got off the bed and I remembered Farkle promised to keep me away from it, so I for once in that hour, turned around from the water bottle. "What are you doing?" Lucas asked Riley, knowing it wasn't something he'd be pleased in her for. "The right thing" Riley said. "Huh?" I thought, turning around slightly. "Your not gonna hit anyone, are you?" Lucas asked her. She didn't answer. "Oh no" Lucas said concerned. "Are you gonna hit me?" he asked. "No" she said. "You gonna hit Maya?" he asked. "No!" Riley said as if it were the dumbest idea ever. "You gonna hit Farkle?" Lucas asked. She didn't answer. "Uh oh" Farkle said. Riley slapped Farkle and was yelling at him for attacking me. I turned around, not my whole body, just my head, so I could watch. "Maya, get over here" Farkle said. I ran over and jumped beside him. "You can't win her over, she's on my side. She'll listen to whatever I say" Farkle said. "You don't have to listen to him, Maya" Riley said. "She will" Farkle said. "Maya, go turn on the lights" he said. I jumped up and turned them on and plopped right back beside Farkle. "Look at the bruise you gave me" Farkle said showing Riley and tiny red spot. "There's nothing there" Riley said. "Yeah, there is" he said. "Turn 'em off Maya" Farkle said. I jumped up and turned them off, placing myself back beside Farkle, fearing what he would put me in front of if I didn't listen to him. I then finally got up and stood beside Riley and gripped her arm. "Come on, Maya. You know what they'll do" Farkle said. "Riley would never mean to" I said. I had trust in them that they wouldn't do that and I didn't need Farkle to protect me from it. Riley grabbed onto me as I did to her. Lucas grabbed onto the other side of me, but I huddled up against Riley. "No? Okay then" Lucas said offended. Then Riley said she's not forgiving Farkle for attacking me and he said he's not forgiving her for attacking him. Then after a while of conversation about nothing, Farkle said he forgave her, much to Riley's surprise. Then Riley forgave him too. The two were being all "Riley and Farkle" and so Lucas and me both felt left out, so we kept trying to get with them to come with us too. So, then me and Lucas were making mean comebacks at each other like "I would rather date Claire than you" and if you knew who Claire was, you'd know that was a huge insult. I said I would rather date Ethan than him. Again, huge insult. "I would rather date Katie than you" I said. "But she's a girl and so are you" Lucas pointed out. "Oh, I know" I said implying I would rather date a sickening girl than him. So then I said that Lucas couldn't do this all night, firing lame comebacks at me and so he tried. Farkle encouraged him to keep going and he didn't know it but it did really hurt me, all the things he was saying. Like, my problem with my family is my fault, nobody wants to be my friend (which is not true, I am the most popular girl in 7th grade) and Riley is sick of me and I am a failure and more. So, Farkle finally realized that I wasn't taking this as a joke anymore and told Lucas to stop. Lucas didn't know it wasn't a joke anymore, and so I ran out crying. Farkle came and got me later from the other room and Lucas apologized to me and I accepted because I know he'd never mean anything like that, or so I hope. So, then that ended that. It took me all day to write this post. Started writing at 8:08am and eded at 8:57pm. So, that's just great. Check back soon on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Hart's Hated Hatable Hates

Hey, it's Maya Hart here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. Anyone who reads here regularly wonder how many times it is I write about "Nights I just had that I really hate" Well, I wondered how many that was too. I hated some because I cried and others because I laughed. Sometimes, it is not cool to laugh. It wasn't for me. It really wasn't. I shouldn't have. I wouldn't have. It wasn't good and I hate myself for that. So, here are the list of nights I hate and why I hate them:

October 12th 2014 - The night I got burned on my oven trying to catch Ginger from going under the oven. I was in the deep deep physical pain of death. I thought I was gonna die.

October 13th 2014 - The night I was still in the hospital, but I should've been picked up that day, but my mom forgot me there. I talked to Lucas on the phone all night about him having a crush on Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood and our crushes and all. It was too good being left there, and I don't like that.

October 23rd 2014 - Why? That was Thursday night. What was sooo bad about Thursday night? Well, the night that I was gonna be totally overly-perky at school because peep's are too nice (that is one reason, I don't like that at all) and also because it turned out to be a catastrophe, I had to take Angela down and showed her all the pictures on my DS. Read: The Instant Feeling of Life to Death

October 26th 2014 - The night that I had to tell Lucas the story of how I was bullied online about Trish from Austin and Ally. He forced me to tell him and then we did the boys and girls challenge. Any night including the boys and girls challenge is a bad night because it was too good.

October 27th 2014 - Last night, I cried sooo hard like for real and it wasn't because of the boys and girls challenge, promises were broken as my heart. Dignity, how it's all gone. Then also it ended doing the boys and girls challenge. That is another thing that I do not like. I don't like it. Do not. At all.

Once Again, Totally Burned

Hey, it's Maya here and I am here to tell you a story. 2 stories, actually. So they are based on the same thing, but different moments. I mean come on people, duh. The first one takes place on October 12th 2014 at 9:48pm. So, we were at my house, busy preparing for our late-night snack, because I honestly didn't eat much that day before time. So, then my mom was upstairs doing the laundry and Gammy Hart was on the other side of the kitchen. I had Ginger down there with me and she ran quickly through my legs and I panicked that she may go under the oven and be stuck there and there would be no harmless way to get her out. So, I backed up and fell into the open oven and right on the edge of the dish the food was on at 400 degrees and it flipped right up and smacked me in the back, and the pan stuck there because my mom forgot to put on stupid cooking grease so it wouldn't stick. But it did. Thanks mom. So, then Gammy Hart got my mom and they called 911 and got me to the hospital at around 10:30pm. So, I stayed there all night long and I was supposed to be dismissed and going home the next day, but my mom left me there and didn't pick me up that day, the day after, October 13th. So, I stayed there on the night of October 13th and talked on the phone to Lucas all night. So my mom didn't pick me up on the 13th, but instead she picked me up on the morning of October 14th, the day I had school. So, 7:15am, I get outta there, Hallelujah! So, yeah it was better after that. So, then that is where the next story relates and comes in...

So, today at school. Yeah, it takes place today. But no, I am not in the hospital and I am totally fine. So, I had art first period and in homeroom, Sarah came up to me as the bell went and kinda new about the boys and girls challenge, well she did know because darn Lucas told her everything. I mean EVERYTHING. So, I tried to avoid Sarah and her babbling questions on the boys and girls challenge in art class. "So what did you do when Riley and Farkle did the boys and girls challenge?" Sarah asked. I stared down at my seahorse art project with ink all over it, rolling the rolling pin in the ink with my other hand. "Watched" I said not looking up. "What did Lucas do?" she asked. "Watched" I repeated, still not looking up. So she basically asked questions like that all art class. So, then the bell went and I was finally free of Sarah. To go to shop and go right back to Sarah...didn't think that through. So, then in shop, we had to do electricity experiments. I was slow on Experiment #1 so, when everyone else went to do the blow torch part, I was busy doing Experiment #1. So, then when I was done Experiment #1, I went to do the blow torch part. I didn't know what to do and only a few kids in my class were still doing it. So, I watched them and begged them to help me, trying to repeat what they were doing. So, then I grabbed my watch-a-ma-callit and my blow torch and decided to figure it out myself. Bad idea, that was. So, I put the wires up to the thing-a-majig and well, turned on the blow torch and fired at it. So, then after I figured out that was all wrong, I put down the blow torch, not turning down the heat dial and I set my thing-a-majig watch-a-ma-callit thing and turned to reaction girl who was standing beside me. "Can you help me?" I asked her. "Sure, grab the blow torch and then put it up against the plaster and the wire" she said. I bumped the blow torch, still on high heat and it smacked my finger and fell on the ground. Both her and I screamed. She looked at me madly. "It burned me!" I screamed. Her and a couple other kids looked around. "Run it under water" one of the girls said. I did as she said and left the class, reaction girl picked up the blow torch and turned it off. When I came back, it was all regular, except the pain was...well, painful. So, that was that. Then at lunch, I showed Farkle, Lucas and Riley and as usual, no concern there. So, the at Period 7, we had English and I was "reviewing my notes" I wasn't really, I was just pretending to. I was playing with my pencil and I accidently stabbed the burn on my finger with it and it's lead-ish ink and it got all inky and the grossest part is, it started oozing clear goo. "I'm dead..." I thought drifting off. I got up and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and I did. Sarah and Lucas both looked at each other as I left the room, looking like something was up. They stared at each other for a couple seconds, until Sarah got up and chased after me. She helped me clean up and we went back to class. It still oozed goo in class, but I didn't care. We were about to do the girls and boys challenge in class. I know that sounds TOTALLY wrong, but I don't mean it like that. The boys and girls challenge is COMPLETELY different from the girls and boys challenge. The boys and girls challenge is the one me and my friends did, the girls and boys challenge is the one my 7th grade English class did. So, the girls and boys challenge is where the girls go up to the front of the class and try to answer questions on Grade 7 English and the winner gets candy. Then the boys go up and do the same. The boys and girls challenge is where there are two teams, a girls team and a boys team. There are two groups. A boy and a girl in each group, but still on different teams. You partner up with someone of the opposite sex on the other team. Then we compete. How we compete, is confidential information. So, yeah.

I got burned twice in this month and it was just as gross each time. It was grossly large and weird the first time and 2nd degree burn-ish. The second time was first degree burn-ish. First degree burns are not as bad as second. First is the best, then second, then third. So, yeah. I got a first degree burn today and a second degree on October 12th. So, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Hold Onto the Promises

So, last night started out to be the worst night I have ever lived. Well, besides for my 7th birthday, besides for when I was 3 and sleep under a tree. I was camping in my backyard with my cousin who sleeps over alot. He one time slept over during July this past summer and we were sitting on my couch, I was in my pyjamas and he was sitting there staring at my bag of smarties, watching me eat them and I said "Do you want some or something?" and he just started off topic after that. I don't think he really wanted my smarties. Okay, anyway not the point. So, last nigh was one of the most emotionally painful nights of my life. Better? I don't care. So, yeah. So this'll all make sense, I'll tell you what happened the night before and then this'll all make sense. So, the night before when the bullying thing first came up. That is the reason what happened why it happened last night. Am I the only one that made no sense to? Eh, who cares. No, that was not a question. So, that night, Lucas told me that he would stop doing this whole "All-I-care-about-is-Riley" thing and actually care about me too. He said he wouldn't turn on me and actually be there for me, which I actually believed. Then the next day (which was yesterday) goes as normal. So, the the night comes and Riley and Farkle start some stupid arguement about the boys and girls challenge, because Riley didn't wanna do it, randomly. I supported Farkle on it because I really wanted to do the challenge, myself. So, I stuck by Farkle, which turned Riley against me. Farkle made everyone vote, who wanted to do the challenge. Me, Farkle an Lucas all voted to do it. Riley did not. Then this is where the so called "problem" started. Riley assumed Lucas was nice to her, even though he voted on me and Farkle's side, the side of the challenge and I guess he felt the same way as Riley. So, he took Riley's side, guess what he promised me he wouldn't do, the night before? What do ya know! The...exact...same...thing!! Huh, who knew? Oh, I did!! So, that started a problem and no, nobody cared, only assumed. What does that mean? Oh, I'll tell ya what it means. So, I started crying, like actually crying, for real ligitemently crying. So, oh what happens next, Maya? Well, let me tell ya exactly what happens next. So, I'm still well awake and you know what Lucas says? "Topanga" uh huh. "Hey!" Riley cried. Riley and Farkle are often called Cory and Topanga because of their weird relationship and their way of playing the challenge. "Not you and I don't mean it in that sorta way" Lucas said. "The dating romantic way?" Farkle asked. "Yeah" Lucas agreed. "Then what do you mean?" Farkle asked. "No, you'll be against it" Lucas said. "No, I won't. Even if I am, I won't say anything" Farkle said. "Maya" Lucas said. "Huh?" Farkle questioned. "She's acting like Topanga" Lucas explained. "Eww" Farkle said. "Not like that!" Lucas said. "Like crying about something that is no big deal, like Topanga did on the way home from the dentist" Lucas added. Farkle didn't say anything, as he said he would. He gazed over at me and knew it wasn't fake. "How do you even know what she's crying about?" Farkle said. "It's kinda obvious" Riley and Lucas agreed. "How? I don't see it" Farkle said. And there it was. Back to Lucas and my conversation the night before, what did he say he wouldn't do? Oh, yeah I remember! He said he wouldn't turn on me and actually be there for me. Oh, well there it was again, another promise that was broken. Then Riley kept constantly scratching the walls with bobby pins making marks all over it. Lucas kept being stupidly concerned for her and it was frenqually annoying. Oh, yeah there it is again. The "All-I-care-about-is-Riley" thing, something he promised NOT to do. Shocker...Well, so that went on for a while, a long while. Me, sitting there still crying my eyes out for real and everything like that. So, then I realized what I normally did in these situations. Get my little kid, Angela! She went home so I called her and she said she couldn't get out because of her Nana. Ben got her out and took her to us after a while, a story I couldn't explain. When she came, I grabbed onto her and held her so tight. "A-Are you okay? Did anything happen?" I asked, crying my eyes out, stuttering on my own words. "It's not a big deal" she said. "Oh, okay...Wait! No big deal!? What happened?" I asked again. Everyone knows when Angela says "no big deal" that something that is a big deal happened. So, she wouldn't tell me anything other than "she got mad at me" about her Nana Stacey, so I took her onto the bed with me and started crying again. Then Farkle woke up, he was asleep that whole Angela scene. He and Riley made up like 20 seconds after the kid woke up, again, Shocker...Then Riley suddenly wanted to do the boys and girls challenge again. So, but there was noooo way, I would be doing it after what Lucas did to me, considering he was my partner for the game. Our partners aren't our teammates, our  teammates were boys and girls. So, then Lucas utterly apologized to me and we ended up doing the boys and girls challenge and we epically failed it. So, we called off the challenge and it kinda ended. I explained at school today about how nobody won by default. My classmates even said "You fell alseep?" and I said "Yeah, I did though. Riley and Farkle did not" So, that is how that ended. So, yeah, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon.

The Dented Dentists Lock

Hey, Maya here and I am about to tell you something that normal people do not write about on blogs. My dentist appointment. Yeah, it was really lame. We were there for almost 2 hours! It was regular, really. I got in first, then Riley did, then Auggie did. But it wasn't shortly after, because we were all in for the majority of the same time. Apparently I have biting problems. So, at first it was regular, they basically shoved and freaking mirror down my ding-dang throat! Then they did cleaning and all that boring stuff. Then my dentist lady said I was ready to see the doctor and make sure of no cavities. So, she left and she didn't come back for 45 minutes! I was waiting all alone, watching Phineas and Ferb, all by myself for 45 minutes waiting for the doctor. It turned out, the doctor was with Auggie, then Riley and that's why it took so long. He was busy with Riley and Auggie while I waited. It makes sense, but it took soooo long! They should'a had more than one doctor. Riley kept her record of going all her life without a single cavity. I on the other hand, didn't get one this time, but I got one when I was 5 years old and another when I was 9 years old, so my record was gone centuries ago. Auggie got a cavity when he was 2, when he was 3, when he was 4 and now he is 5 and he has to go back soon because he has 2 cavities this time. Poor Auggie, and I wondered why he got them and then he did what he always does. He pulled out some hard candy and started biting on it pretty hard, it made me shiver. So, yeah that is how my dentist appointment turned out. Check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon! I'll be right here!

Bullying Where It's Prevented

So, yesterday I went onto YouTube, logged into my account, looking to watch videos of some sort, I was probably going to watch mine, like Flaws and things like that. But then I heard that laws. Austin and Ally have a similar episode to Flaws and it seemed really threatning, so I was interested and I realized "I don't care about their episodes, I don't care if I watch them before they air" So, I decided to watch their episode that is similar to Flaws. It was called "Bullies and Beauties" so I watched that. It was pretty darn similar to Flaws, not exactly the same but the concept was pretty similar. The plot was similar and how they found out who the bully was, was pretty similar. The bully was a main person in the episode who normally didn't have so many speaking lines, but did in this episode. That was the same as our episode. Trish got the role of sleeping beauty in the school play and people were making fun of her online, making comments that she isn't pretty enough to play sleeping beauty and she smells like rotten onions and things like that. So, then after I finished watching, I went down to read the comments. Many of them were people telling their bullying stories. Other were people saying things like "Darn bullies, why do they have to pick on kids all the time?" and things like that. There was only one comment that really stood out to me. One person said "Finally, Trish gets it back. She's always bullying people she really deserved it" And I was shocked. That person defeated the moral of this whole episode! So, I saw other people replied to the comment, saying "That's not very nice, she's just a character" and things like that. So, I commented and did the same as everyone else did. The person who wrote the comment didn't reply to anyone else's replies on his mean comment, except for mine. "Trish is lame. She deserves it, she bullies people all the time" he replied to me but with more words, I just shortened it. I kept telling him things like "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" and "Your defeating the purpose of this episode, being like the bully in this episode" and "Trish doesn't bully anyone. She only picks on Dez and if he was really hurt by it, he wouldn't be so happy all the time" and things like that. Then the comment author kept firing back at me with the meanest comments ever, anyone could ever say. It was very hurtful and I almost cried reading them. Why would anyone say that about me? I was just standing up for what is right. This isn't right, it isn't fair. Why would someone say that about me? I didn't say or do anything wrong. W-Why would people tell that to me? Why would someone bully a younger girl (he said he was older than 12) on a Disney episode about bullying prevention? We are basically living the episode in the comments section. I'm basically Trish, and he's basically the bully. So, yeah that happened. I was crying last night about it and Lucas got me to spill it and tell him what's going on. Then we went to bed, the end. Well, okay that wasn't really the end, I guess. The boys have a competition against the girls about something you shall not know. What happens in the sleepover, stays in the sleepover. Sleepovers. They are pathetic, but in a good way. So, Lucas promised me he would stand up for me, but it's fine. I don't need people standing up for me, I've got this. I can handle it, I'm not even offended. Jokes on the bully because I don't even know what some of those words meant. I'm not offended, it doesn't hurt me at all. Not one bit. I don't care what some mean people say, they are just jealous of Trish, so they are taking it out on me. It's all good, I don't care, it doesn't hurt me at all! Not one little bit. So, check up on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon.

The English That Makes No Sense

Hey, so I was just really bored, so I decided to look back on old blog posts and I saw 2 of mine in a row, which were from, not that long ago. They were on October 23rd and October 24th. One of them was called "My Anthem of Contention" and the other one was "The Dynamic Catastrophe" the first one was on the 23rd and the second one was on the 24th. It was the days that I felt soo bad about myself, that I wanted to change who I was, to be better than I am. That was why I did that. I told Lucas first that night, the night of the 24th and now I feel like I can tell everyone else, but just not publically. I just felt so bad about who I was because everyone was so against me and I thought it was me, something was wrong with me. "It all centers around you, Maya. Everyone hates one person and that's you, there are many of them, they clearly all can't be crazy" I told myself. "Am I too mean? Do I fail too often? Am I too dangerous? Am I too dumb?" I asked myself. "That's it" I thought. I changed everything about me. I changed into girly clothes and a heart diamond necklace and I started using bigger words, after googling them on the online thesarus. I was nicer to people and had more concern for everything that went on. Yeah, it was weird and yeah I felt like a children's cartoon show character. But I thought I was better like that. Lucas, that night, said I wasn't better like that. Being dumb and mean is better than being nice and sweet? What is the world upside down? I thought so. But the moral of the lesson was that no matter who you are, it's better to be who you are. It's better to be hated for who you are, than liked for something your not. An original is worth more than a copy. Never change who you are so people will like you. The right and true people will like you for who you are. So, I guess that was the moral of the lesson. I mean, the blog posts "My Anthem of Contention" and "The Dynamic Catastrophe" I don't even know what they mean. I don't know what half those words meant, in those posts. You wanna check them out and see for yourself if you can actually understand it? Well check them out here: The My Anthem of Contention & The Dynamic Catastrophe. So, yeah those make no sense to me, don't tell me they make perfect sense unless your a big time scientist guy. Those posts are the English that made no sense! So, anyway, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Failed to Make It Work

Okay, so we went back to First Alliance tonight. It was pretty regular for the first part of the night. Then at small group, we talked about just what we usually do. We checked for our names in the attendance list and we still haven't been added on yet. We may be on next week. So, then here is the real news of this post. You will not believe who showed up. Missy Bradford and Isadora Smackle. I don't know what the heck this was about, but coincadentally, they both showed up. So, Farkle and Smackle get all together and Lucas and Missy did. What the heck was that about? We all know Farkle doesn't like Smackle and Lucas doesn't like Missy. So, Riley went and asked Lucas what it was about, and I asked Farkle. "So, you and Smackle?" I asked Farkle confused. "What's up with that? We all know you don't like her like how you are making it look" I said. "Nothing's up" Farkle said. "Just being normal" he added. "Spill it, I won't tell anyone" I said leaning closer to him, forcing him to tell me. "I really don't feel like Riley cares about me, so I'm trying to make her jealous" Farkle said. "Your secrets safe with me" I said smiling to myself, knowing I was going to go and spill it some place else. So, then I returned to Riley and told her what he said. "Lucas is only going with Missy because me and Farkle always hang out and he's usually has to hang out with you, and because he can't go with you, he's tryin' a make you jealous" Riley said. "Me? Jealous? Oh wow!" I said laughing. "I don't get jealous, I am not even friends with Lucas right now" I said. So, Lucas and Missy & Farkle and Smackle were sitting right next to us during the service talk and trying to get a rise outta us, and it was not working. Nope, not at all! They failed to make it work! So, then on the way home, Lucas and Missy kicked me outta my seat and made me sit on the floor. Missy sat with Lucas, still tryin' a make me jealous, which like totally failed! So, yeah, it failed. It really failed....Okay, so it failed. So, then Smackle and Farkle were doing the same thing. So, Riley was getting jealous, so she made up a fake boyfriend named "Mike Jensen" who was supposedly in the other Grade 7 class and was a hot supermodel who Riley's been friends with for 2 months and she's ready for him to sleepover with all of us. So, now me and Riley are supposedly supposed to be having this "Mike" character coming over and flirting with Riley, which cannot happen because Mike can't make it because HE'S NOT REAL! What are we gonna do, I wonder. We'll figure it out and I'll tell ya tomorrow. So, see ya again later on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Got The Gutt to Graduate from the Grudge

Hey! Maya here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, here with some news that is major to me and is probably like "So what?" to you. So, I have FINALLY decided to change my cover photo on Google+ and I am finally graduated for holding a grudge on something I know I'll never have. I never wanted to change that Google+ cover photo, but now I realized, I have all of this, everything I came here for in the first place and of course, if I could have it, I definently would. But because I cannot, I told myself "Maya, just get over it, you'll never get it, so be like episode 7 you and realize, not to hope for things so you don't get disappointed" so that is exactly what I did. I decided to completely change the subject of my Google+ cover photo, to one of me and Riley in the cafeteria in Girl Meets the Forgotten. I also changed my profile picture because I wasn't really feelin' the one I had. Yeah, I changed it to a one from Flaws, but it is just me standing there in that gym scene which I am like totally over. So, it is totally fine. I will even show you my old cover photo, compared to my new one and my old profile picture compared to my new one:

Old Cover Photo:

New Cover Photo:

Old Profile Picture:

New Profile Picture:

So, see? The old cover photo, is now gone, replaced with the new one, which is now here. I was just not feeling the old profile picture, see there was nothing wrong with it, I just wasn't feeling it. And yeah, my new one is from Flaws, but it is totally regular. That Flaws gym scene, yeah I think it is the exact same scene, in fact, I know it is the exact same scene, but it looks perfectly regular and just fine. So, that is that. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and don't forget to check back soon. I'm watching you! No, no I am totally kidding. I ain't watching you, that'd be weird! Okay, so bye!

Two Doubled Meals

Hey, it's Maya and I have a very interesting story to tell you. So, we are still up on Riley's family vacation. Her uncle took us and his friend to Smitty's restaurant for breakfast this morning. When we got there, Riley's uncle's friend wasn't there yet. So, we got in and they took us to our table. Me and Riley looked at our menu's which said "Smitty's Kids Club!" and below it, it said "Kids ages 10 and under" and I was strongly offended. "10 and under?" I questioned at Riley. We both laughed to ourselves. We also had coloring books and a set of 3 crayons, blue, yellow and red beside us. It was hilarious and offensive. Then we got to get our own buffet food. Riley and me got loads of pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries galore all over. It was a delicious disaster. Then Farkle and Lucas each got a couple pancakes with a bit of butter and syrup on top. "You only live once ya know" I told them. They didn't care, they still wanted to eat good. We told Riley's uncle's friend the muffin story from Girl Meets Crazy Hat. Then after we were all done eating, me and Riley were sooo full we were complaining and Farkle and Lucas were all healthy. "The benefits of eating well" Farkle said. Uggh!!" Me and Riley both cried. "How came something that tastes so good..." I said. "Make you feel so bad" Riley finished. "Ugh!" we both cried. Then Riley's uncle and his friend were talking. I was cutting my kiddie book with a knife and Lucas kept taking it away from me. "Hey, give it back!" I cried reaching over at it. "No, it looks disgusting" he said, taking my coloring book away. "No!" I cried. I got it back and kept cutting it. "How do you keep getting that back!?" Lucas asked surprised, taking it away from me. He put it somewhere I couldn't even see it anymore. Riley was reading a weird story in the back of the children's book where you have to fill in the blanks. Then I was cutting a crayon with that knife because Lucas took my kiddie book. "Stop it" Lucas said taking it away, again I always found a way back to it. He tried to take the knife away from me, but I was too strong for him. "Give it to me" Lucas said. "Why?" I asked. "Just give it" He said. "I'll give it when you tell me why" I remarked. "Because, I don't want you getting hurt" he said. "Why do you care? Were not friends" I said. "Yes, your my friend and I care about you, so give me the knife" he said. "Fine" I said sadly, handing over the knife. Then Riley wanted to try cutting a crayon and Farkle wouldn't let her because he feared her getting hurt. "Just give it to Maya, she's tough, she can handle it" Farkle said. "No! Give it to Riley" Lucas disagreed. Adventually, me and Riley were trying to put dents in our hands with the knife and Lucas and Farkle were taking it away from us. Then we got on our way home. In the car, we were freezing cold, so we all huddled up. Farkle hugged me and Riley and Lucas joined on the other side of Farkle. Then when we got home, Riley's uncle mysteriously disappeared. We saw him walking down the street. "What the?" I said. Then he walked up to the steps and locked the car doors, with us in it. "No!" I cried. We were trapped in the car. "Let us out!" we were all screaming. It was very tense in the car and everyone was going AWOL. So, then Farkle said "Girls, calm down. We can find a way out if we calm down" Farkle was right. "If we have to result in eating people, your first on my list" I said to Farkle. "Actually no, Lucas is, he has the most meat on him" I changed my mind. Everyone agreed to eat Lucas first. "Then Maya, she has the next most meat on 'er" Lucas said. "Hey! You'll already be dead #1" I cried. Then Farkle and Lucas decided to team up and get us down and eat us first. So, Farkle tried to calm Riley down. (How? that's confidential information). Lucas tried to calm me down. I almost fell asleep, those idiots almost won. Then they kept trying to get us down so they can eat us first. "I call Riley, she's the sweetest" Farkle said. "I call Maya, she's got the most meat on her" Lucas said, patting my leg. "Hey!" I cried, still half awake. "You callin' me overweighted?" I asked offendedly. "We should have Mackenzie, we'd last a lifetime with her meat" Lucas decided. "Eww, who wants to eat all that?" Farkle pointed out. "Good point" Lucas remarked. Then we tried to opened the car doors and it turned out, that was all we needed to do. We were in there for over an hour. "Seriously!?" I yelled, getting out. We all went inside and that ended that. So, later, Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Matthews and Riley's Uncle are all going to play tennis and we have to stay here. Then we are going to First Alliance tonight. I can't wait for that! Although, this week went by so fast, I feel like it was just 3 days ago I was there. Weird. Well, anyway, I gotta go get my hair done. I am being forced by Mrs. Matthews. So, before she gets me into more trouble I already am in, I gotta go. Catch ya later on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

May Contain Sexual Content

Hey, I know the title sounds pretty darn weird, but when I tell you what happened tonight when I went swimming with Auggie, Angela, Ben, Ava, Riley, Farkle and the other one, you'll understand why I would give this post such a strange title. We are on our trip to Riley's family's house who live 3 hours away from here. So, we went swimming at the pool there. Okay, so when we got there, we split up into 2 teams of 4. So, Riley, Farkle, Ava and Auggie went together. Leaving me, Angela, Ben and you know...the other one who I very strongly dislike. So, then Lucas and Angela were forcing me to go swimming where my feet can't touch the bottom. I told Angela that I was in swimming lessons and I was on Swimmer 5 but Lucas knew I never learned. So, he still forced me to go in and literally pulled me into the water, knowing I couldn't swim. Thanks for attempting to drown me, Lucas! So, then me and Angela got split up from Ben and Lucas and me and Angela were gonna go down the small slide. Then I said "I don't wanna go" because I was scared of the deepness of the pool at the bottom. "Maya! Maya! Maya!" Angela kept shouting loudly. "Okay, you don't need to say my name so much, I would rather you not" I said. "Maya! Maya! Maya!" 3 kids, 2 girls and a boy who were 2 feet away from us yelled. They heard that I didn't wanna go in so I was sitting on the edge, about to go down by the force of Angela and then the boy, motioned at Angela, asking if he could push me and Angela nodded her head in excitement. So, he pushed me down and I screamed and I thought I was gonna drown, until I felt my feet on the bottom. I stood up and looked up at them with the "What the heck!?" look on my face. So, then for a while they kept pushing me down all the time. Then one of the girls, asked for a piggy-back and I carried her back up to the slide. "What's your name?" she asked Angela. "Angela, what is yours?" Angela said. "Bryce" she said. "And that's my brother Liam" she said about the boy. "What's her name?" I asked about the other girl. "Umm, I forgot what her name was" Bryce said. "What's your name?" we all kept asking her. "I'm not telling" she said. We all kept nagging her to tell us her name. She wouldn't tell us so we called her 'Someone' for a while. "Fine, it's Maryanne" she said. "Maryanne?" I questioned. "Yes! finally someone got it right, nobody ever does" she said. "How old are you Bryce?" I asked. "I'm nine" she said. "Oh, I'm twelve" I said. "I'm eleven" Liam said. "I'm almost twelve" Maryanne said. "I'm seven" Angela said. She was the youngest by far. Adventually, I told Bryce the truth, that I can't actually swim. I told her not to tell Angela. So, she didn't. She was happy that I told her and we just met and I didn't tell Angela, who I have known for over a day now. So, then Maryanna asked if I could tell her. When Angela went way ahead, I told her. Then Maryanne had to go home, so it was me, Bryce, Liam and Angela. Then Bryce found a lifejacket floating in the water and put it on like a diaper. She was floating around for a while in it. "Maya, wanna get a diaper?" she asked me. "Yeah!" I said trying to fit in, even though I found her very strange. "Me too" Angela agreed. So, we all went to the lifejacket stand and got lifejackets, except for Angela who didn't want one. Then me and Bryce got in trouble by the lifeguard and we had to take off our diapers/lifejackets. So, then we put them on like normal lifejackets. Then we lost Liam and Angela and they were off on their own. Me and Bryce played together for a while. She hooked her lifejacket to mine and we floated around. Then we said it was like we were attached by an ambilical cord and I was like "So were twins?" she said, "No, the mom is attached to the baby" and then we both said "Eww!" Then we both agreed that we were just twins. So, then we went into a bench area and sat down. Then we saw Liam and Angela and they came over to us. Liam told Bryce to jump off the edge while I sat down so when she jumped, I would fall with her. After a while of her doing that, Liam wanted me to jump, but I was scared of drowning and I told Bryce that. "I need to talk to Maya in private" Bryce said leading me away with our so called ambilical cord. "Okay, do you think you can jump?" Bryce asked me. "Uhh, I guess" I said. "If you need help or get scared, just say the word "go" and I will help you" she said. "Okay" I agreed. We went back to Liam and Angela. "Maya's gonna jump" she said. I stood up and jumped only a little bit, Bryce didn't even fall. "You suck" Liam said in a joking way. "I didn't wanna fall and drown" I said. So, then Liam wandered off and this is where the title comes in. I'm not gonna tell you all of what she did, but I will tell you some of it. Some of it is just too weird to talk about. So, Bryce, she backed up and put her back on the jetts in the pool. So, then she said like "Haaaa" so relaxed. "That feels good" she said. "Uh huh" I said strangely. Oh, but what I didn't know was that wasn't even close to the weirdest part. Then she backed up her butt onto the jett and said "That feels even better, it's getting to my vagina" she said. "You should try it" she said. "Why would I do that?" I said almost throwing up in my mouth. The kid is nine, you would expect less sexual content outta her. "Because it feels sooo good" she said. I made a disgusted face and turned my head, and almost threw up. That is not even close to the worst part either. I'm not gonna tell you anything else she did because it is uncomfortable to talk about. So, check back again soon on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.

Remember That?

Okay, so school today was exactly as I thought it would be. Yeah, I went crying in the bathroom every period at one point, besides for Sports Medicine which we learned CPR and I was interested in that because I wanna know what NOT to do if Lucas is dying because of....some unknown reason that definintly would not be my fault. So, I went in for the rest of the periods, and cried in the bathroom each period for like 5-7 minutes of it. People had to ask me twice to repeat what I said because I was crying not to cry and I didn't wanna be so out there. So, yeah that happened. And the worst part of this all is, in history class I couldn't focus because I was back thinking of things I know I could never have. Yeah, I knew I'd be thinking of that today. But I thought I would be overly happy because of it. But no, I was upset because of 'thinking of things I know I'll never have' and I quote, my line from the episodes, episode 5. So, on the bright side, no updates on Flaws and what happens there. So, yeah that was really how today played out. Remember when I told you I'd be crying? Remember that? Remember when I told you I'd be thinking about that? Remember that? Remember when I told you I know how it's gonna turn out? Remember that? Remember when I told you about how it feels to lose yourself within a second and go into a little mini heart attack because you think of something that makes you go all tingly and it almost feels so weird, it hurts? Remember that? No, you don't because that is the first time I told you that. I remembered that because it happened to me a 1:38 seconds ago. Oh, yeah there it is again. Nevermind that. So, enjoy your life and be happy your not me because there are storm clouds hangin' over my head. No, I'm not kidding, it's raining here in New York City. So, just be glad because my mindset is only tearing me apart. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

The Instant Feeling of Life to Death

So, first thing I have to say is sorry for being all smart and all, in my last couple posts. I was doing it in real life as well. I thought I should make myself better by making me girly, not mean like I am and smart, not like I am. So, I thought I would be better nice and smart, so I decided to go researching to be smart. So, that happened. But I am back to normal again. Although, it seems weird because I only feel worse than I did before I became all smart and all. So, last night. Remember what I told you on my past post? I know it didn't make much sense to a lot of you, but I said that everyone was staying overnight and that did happened. It was me, Riley, Lucas, Farkle, Ava, Auggie, Ben and Angela. Auggie, Ava, Ben and Angela all slept on the top bunk. Then I had to sleep with Lucas, Riley and Farkle. I was sooo terrified, I accidently kicked Riley in the head too hard, freaking out. She and I made up and oddly, our friendship is better than it was before the fight. Maybe that was God's point of it. Trama brings two people closer? I don't know, but we are better now. So, Farkle apologized to Riley and he was truly sorry and Riley admired that and decided to accept his apology. Riley also admired the fact that Farkle knew for sure that she actually wanted to be with her (in a physical way) and she was happy about that. Lucas and me made up too. Riley and Farkle did a weird version of their normal routine, but it wasn't like weirder like more intense, but like different and lasted at most 2 minutes everytime they did it, but they did it multiple times. Then Farkle and me made a plan to see if they (as in Riley and Lucas) really cared, so we pretended that Farkle did something to me (not that bad honestly) and see'd if they cared. So, what happened with that? Riley bursted into tears and cried on me, when I kicked the boys out to talk to her alone. Then Farkle knew she truly cared and he was secure for the rest of the time. We told them it was a test and Riley was way better knowing that. Then Lucas was like honestly killing me, I knew I would lack focus today in school because of what he did to me. Honestly,  knew it would be good lacking though, because these past 3 days I have been lacking focus thinking of things I cannot have. But I would've been lacking focus thinking of things I can have and I wouldn't mind lacking focus. So, stupid Lucas and his stupid good doings put me to sleep and I fell asleep for a while. Then during that time I was sleeping, it was like perfect life, I fell asleep so happily and then from that, instantly to the most painful death you could imagine. I woke up to Farkle kicking me and I was like "What the heck!" in my head. "What are you doing?" I asked miserably to Farkle. "Oh, I thought you'd be happy waking up, considering how you fell asleep" he said. "I would've been, but you kicked me and ruined that, so what do you want?" I asked Farkle, madly. He nudged towards Riley and Lucas who were holding hands! Farkle and me both devistated. They quickly let go. "We aren't doing anything" Lucas said. "Maya, they were. Who do you believe?" Farkle asked. "I don't believe anyone" I said after many moments of silence. "Why?" Farkle said. "I don't have to...because I saw it happen" I said turning away and crying. "Great, now Maya's ACTUALLY crying" Farkle said crying. Riley started crying and apologizing to Farkle. He forgave her because he knows she really wants to be with him and she isn't doing it because she has to. So, then I began crying and only Riley cared. Oh, I forgot. We each got assigned a little kid, because there are 4 little kids and 4 big kids. Riley got Auggie, I got Angela, Lucas got Ben and poor Farkle got Ava. So, I went up to the top bunk crying. "Oh come on, Maya, don't leave" Farkle said. I ignored his remark and went up and woke up Angela and took her down with me. I held her on me and cried. She told me exactly what I've always wanted everyone to hear. "My mom says if someone is crying, you should ask if they are okay and talk about it with them, unless they say they don't wanna talk about it" little Angela said, very wisely. I nodded my head, more thankful for that than it looked. I showed her all the pictures on my DS. Then we went to bed and I held Angela all night and I woke up with her too. I know God was helping me because I didn't instantly fall asleep last night, but he prevented me from thinking of what Lucas did to me, followed by what he did with Riley and how that situation combines. What I do know now, is I will be the most upset girl in school today. I won't focus, only on crying. So, don't be surprised if I tell you every period, I went crying in the bathroom. Check back again soon on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.

The Dynamic Catastrophe

Good day everyone, I am Maya Hart and you are reading this literature of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. I have an unforseen controversy that abruptly came up. Tonight, I will be spending the duration of the eventide at Riley's house with Auggie and his new associates, Angela Carter and Ben Morris. They will be staying the obscurity with Auggie and I. Also, Riley is going to have to surface with us as well. The inferior part is that Lucas will also allocate with us for the duration of the dusk time, so that will be disquieting. I don't think I can revenue materializing in the same clearance as him. It may cause adversity and it is going to be extremely undermining. Conspicuously subsequently what has transpired in the past 3 diurnal courses. After what I advised to Farkle not 72 preferences ago. I am very disconcerned for my prosperity in Lucas's latency. So, I would advise yearning me superior surendipity. Thank you for conceptioning The 99 Problems and ascertain to recompense encore promptly!

My Anthem of Contention

Hey, it's Maya here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and this is my establishment to my new song, My Grown Up Christmas List by Kelly Clarkson. So, this song is escentially about Christmas, of course. It is about an adult wishing for delectation and unity for Christmas. Well, I know the song has naught to do with me and it is irrational that I would be determined to listen to a song with this prime of  an affair, but I savor and relish the beat and melody of the song and I really like it as a prevailing song, not what it may form on. So, these are the lines of this song that happen to genuinely epitomize me.

Do you remember me?
I sat upon your knee
I wrote to you
with childhood fantasies

Well I'm all grown up now
and still need help somehow
I'm not a child
But my heart still can dream

So here's my lifelong wish
My grown up Christmas list
Not for myself
But for a world in need

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
And time would heal all hearts

And everyone would have a friend
And right would always win
And love would never end, no
This is my grown up Christmas list

As children we believe
The grandest sight to see
Was something lovely
Wrapped beneath the tree

But heaven surely knows
That packages and bows
Can never heal a hurting human soul

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
And time would heal our hearts

And everyone would have a friend
And right would always win
And love would never end, no
This is my grown up Christmas list

What is this illusion
Called the innocence of youth
Maybe only in our blind belief
Can we ever find the truth

No more lives torn apart(No more torn apart)
That wars would never start
(Never start)
And time would heal all hearts
(Oh, hearts)

Everyone would have a friend
(One would have a friend)
And right would always win
(Would always win)
And love would never end
(Never, never end, no)

This is my grown up Christmas list
This is my only lifelong wish
This is my grown up Christmas list

So, those are all the lines that exemplify me, and my latitude and all that substance. So, you have my gratitude for accounting my blog, The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and I anticipate that you will recover back here again promptly!

Shot Down No More (Maya's Attack)

Hey, so it's Maya back here with a message that will set things all into proportion. I learned that word 3 days ago. In school. Yeah. Uh huh. Anyway. Yep. Anyways! So, this is how it will go down:

Riley, I'll tell you what. Yeah, you. You can have whatever you want, as long as I find out what it is first to see if it is even possible. I cannot tolerate communication problems, for one. I don't wanna deal with babies or kids who cannot even speak properly. I for sure am not leaving this situation, you can call that outta the question. Because I would rather keep living alone with Farkle than be gone. And nothing even close to threatning on my half! Heck no! No family issues, nobody with my personality, nobody who fails school. Also, if you go, Riley, your songs go, your everything goes and there's no "They aren't available to anyone else!" because if your gone, they are exactly available to everyone else. No, mine are not because I ain't goin anywhere fast, or anywhere at all! So, I will be okay with that. Because, uh, I'm the better person. I know it can't be 100% my way and that is how life works and I'm willing to accept it. I have no other choice. So, consider yourself lucky. But I am not starting no conversation and neither is Farkle, I won't let him. So, just be aware that I am completely considerate right now and I will be okay. Just consider yourself lucky that you, Riley, the person that used to be most important to me is not anymore. I have other things to be focusing on and that highly raises my consideration because you aren't my main focus anymore. So, consider that a good thing. So, today is my field trip, Farkle is terrified of being alone in his class, and I am stuck with stupid stupid Lucas and well, Sarah and reaction girl, who will always wanna be together. So, I'll just go on my field trip as regular. So, I hope that you consider yourself lucky that I'm not basing my life on you anymore. So, be happy about that, other people are more important to me and that is why I am sooo considerate right now. I'm not trying to offend anyone, I'm just saying I have other interests other than you now. My gutt wouldn't spill it if it had to, but I will be just fine with that. So, be happy I don't need you as much anymore. I only really need you because you are apart of the show mainly. So, happy living, because you are lucky now.

I'm well aware that wasn't really an "attack" but the title sounds better that way. So, it was more of a defense, but it doesn't matter. Check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon! Have a great day and wish me luck on my field trip today and wish Farkle luck going to class! He's really scared to and doesn't want to at all. So, maybe he can just go where he goes in Flaws, going missing from class. So, I'll tell him to do that if he can't handle it. Well, wish us luck today!

We Could've Been Gone...

Okay, so I just discovered something very very disturbing. Last night when me and Farkle were outside at 8:00pm in the picth black we could've been highly in danger. If we didn't spend most of that time in Safeway, we could've easily been gone. It's New York City, there was a terrorist attack on our capital city today and Mrs. Matthews explained to us that there are "sleeping terrorists" everywhere, who are terrorists and they are born and raised in this country of America and attack people to die for someone called "Olla" which is their God and they die for this so called "Olla" and they kill everyone they can find and then they die. That is a terrorist attack. So, there are sleeping terrorists who are born and raised to be terrorists and they await their day to die for Olla. These "sleeping terrorists" randomly attack people because it is their day. So, if a sleeping terrorist had last night as their day and they happened to be living in New York City, me and Farkle would've been gone. They would've likely got us. It could've happened. We could've been gone...But were not! I told Farkle last night as we were leaving Safeway, "If anyone wants to get you, they'll have to get through me first" that is exactly what I said, because it is true. I am not letting someone hurt Farkle. If they wanna hurt him, they can get passed me and if they do...well, I'll be gone too. So, we could've been gone, thank god were not. I am glad that New York was a target in 9/11 and it won't really be anymore, likely. Hopefully. So, we are okay and I am sooo thankful for that! But we could've been gone...Glad were not. Well, I for sure would've been gone. Maybe I could've convinced them to let Farkle go if they got me. I would've done that. Or if they wouldn't have let that happened, they would've been too focused on getting me, me making myself the target, Farkle could've had time to get away. I don't know, these are crazy thoughts, honestly. Well, thank god we are okay, not like we saw anything out there at all. Were okay and that's what matters, Farkle is okay and he's fine now, just scared. So, thanks for reading and please pray for those who are under attack, I know we will be praying too. Check back again soon!

Talked No More

So, today was an boring regular day, aside from the Riley trama. So, last night, Farkle stayed with me and I wrote quotes on my DS and showed them to him and then he read them out loud and I saved them afterwards. Then I was staring at something on my DS from 10:33 to 11:45, that was the time I checked on my DS when I started and finished. I am not even kidding. So, then Farkle turned off my DS and put it down beside me and he put my stylus on the desk beside the bed. "Lay down" he said. I slowly laid down, crying. "It's gonna be okay, I can't stay here with you, I can't sleep with you, that'd be awkward" he said. "You call that awkward when every night before this you and Riley--" he cut me off. "You stared for over an hour" he said, stopping me from saying what I was gonna stay. "I'm cute in that picture" I said. "Adorable" Farkle said. "No, don't say that. I was cute" I said. "What about very adorable?" he asked. "Very annoying" I added, turning around. "Who? Me?" he asked. "Ni-Night Farkle" I said motioning him to the other bed. "You'll be okay" he said on the laddar of the bunkbed. "Sh-yeah, you keep tellin' yourself that" I said. He went up and that ended. When we woke up, he followed me around in the morning. Then when we got to school, I willingly let him go to class, but he held my arm so tight. He didn't wanna go. "Farkle, it'll be hard, but I'm stuck with Lucas, ya know and that'll take away all my focus" I told Farkle. "But you've got it better. Lucas is nicer than Riley" Farkle pointed out. "You will be okay, if you really, I mean really, like it's urgent and you need me that much, go to the office and get them to call me down" I said. He slowly let go of my arm. "Go to class, were both gonna be late" I said. He let go and turned around, walking away, looking back only once. In class, I was way early for homeroom and only Sarah was there. I told her what happened last night and she was shocked. Then I went to gym class normally and everything there was normal. It was normal up until lunch. Then Sarah and me went and got Farkle to sit with us. As soon as we met up with Farkle, he ran up and gripped my wrist and said "Don't make me go back" he was nearly in tears. "What happened?" Sarah asked. I grabbed Farkle's arm and pulled him up to me on one side and looked at Sarah on the other side. "I'm betting nothing happened" I said. Farkle helplessly held onto me as we walked over to the table by the office. "This is where me and Lucas sat yesterday" I said taking my seat from yesterday. Sarah got in Lucas's old seat and Farkle shared my seat with me. We went into the library afterwards and normally did our thing. Then the bell wrang and I knew this was gonna be hard. We walked out of the library and me and Sarah immediately turned to Farkle. "She won't hurt you" Sarah said to him. "I-I know" he said. "Think of me, and us and don't hesitate to get us if something goes wrong" I said. He nodded. I gripped his hand and shook it lightly and let go. Sarah grabbed my hand and squeezed it tightly. "Let's go" she said, guiding me away. Farkle walked away with no confidence in this situation. Me and Sarah got to my locker and we had History. I grabbed my books and headed off. "I hope Lucas doesn't sit in his normal seat" I said. When we walked in, he was sitting in it. "Just great" Sarah said. She walked with me to my desk and I turned and sat in it before Lucas could look at me, or I could look at him. Sarah stood in front of me. "Pay attention" she said. I put my head down on my desk. "You'll do just fine" she said, she walked to her desk on the other side of the room. Mr. Matthews was in a meetin and we had a weird substitute. So, she read through our textbooks with us and everyone took turns reading. When it came my turn, my voice was quiet and it sounded like I was going to burst into tears. I didn't pay attention at all to what the teacher said. I don't even remember what we were even talking about. Then at the end of class, Sarah came up to me and asked "What did you get out of the lesson?" Lucas was still in his desk, packing up his stuff for next class. "Umm" I said looking at my page. "The government election fixes" I said reading straight from my page. I slammed my book shut and smiled up at Sarah. "Maya, you just read that from the book" she said. "And that isn't nearly the page we were on" she said. I looked down upset and confused. "It's alright, we have religion next" she said. "The movie" I said outloud. "What about it?" she asked. I realized, I never told her I couldn't handle watching it. "Were...watching it" I said slowly. "Uh huh" she said. I put my head in my hands, almost crying. "It's okay Maya, your innocent" she said glaring up at Lucas who clearly saw her. The bell wrang and she grabbed my hand and walked me away. Then in religion, she stayed with me on half my chair and put her arm on my shoulder and we watched it together. It ended at a really scary part. Then after religion was science. In science, we did 40 questions that we will be continuing for a while. Abby who sits beside me was annoying the life outta me! He asked about chemical properties and if color was a physical property or chemical property. "It's physical" Abby said to the kid in front of him. "No, it's chemical" said randomly. "Really?" he asked in disbelief. "Yeah" I said. "I don't trust you" he said. "Why not? Are you calling me dumb?" I asked. "Pretty much and you fail like every test you write" he said. "Well then" I said turning to my work. "It's chemical" he said to the kid in front of him. "Told ya" I said. "Well, you got one thing right out of a thousand, congratulations" he said. I rolled my eyes. He kept accusing me of starting and arguement, but it was a joke, he was laughing. "No, I'm not" I said. "See your arguing" he said. "Ugh!" I said and turned back to my work. "I miss when Lucas sat here" I thought to myself. Then after a long while of Abby annoying the life outta me, the next class began and nothing interesting happened then. So, now me and Farkle got back to Riley's house and Mrs. Matthews said there was a terrorist attack in the captial of our country today and it scared poor Farkle. So, now he's scared freaking out. I said "Here, look at my DS picture, you'll feel better" I said showing him the picture I stare at for hours. "That only works for you!" he said. "Why would a picture of you on--" I cut him off. "Check this out" I said pointing to my screen. So, I cut him off for a reason. He didn't think a picture of me doing something stareable would make him feel better. It makes me feel better sometimes, and sometimes it makes me feel worse. It is like 45% of what I was thinking about in History that got me distracted today. The other 55% is the same topic, but not the exact picture. So, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

The Dark Deal, He Couldn't Do It

Hey everyone, sorry I didn't tell you this sooner, I have been on here for a while, reading stories, editing wikia, and mostly crying. So, what ever happened to me today? Well, Riley and Lucas and Farkle and me (Sorry about that and and and thing) went to the park and it was all 100% normal in the beginning, 100%. We went to pick up Lucas because Farkle was already here. Then when we got there, his mom came out and because he almost literally ditched her without telling her. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To the park with my friends" Lucas said. "Oh, hi Farkle!" she said. "Hi, Mrs. Friar!" Farkle shouted back. "Hey, Riley" she said. "Hi!" Riley cheered happily. "And the Maya" she said. I smiled and waved. "Wait, THE Maya?!" I said confused. "Mom, don't call her that" Lucas said. "Okay, well you did say--" Lucas inturupted her. "Bye mom!" he yelled. "That she was--" his mom tried to continue. "Bye!" he said and shut the door. "What did you say about me!" Farkle asked happily. "I said you were my best friend and my peanut to my butter" Lucas said. "She must've found that annoying" I said quietly. "What'd you say about me?" Riley asked. "I said you were a weird girl who used to have a crush on me" Lucas said. Then when we got there, Auggie and Ava were there. They stole the swings. Riley picked up Ava and put her on Auggie, who was on the other swing. "Okay, c'mon kiddies" I said picking up both of them. Auggie stood there looking at me with his arms crossed, looking mad. "Go dig a hole or something" I said. Ava went on the monkeybars and Auggie followed. "I'll pass" he replied to me. Then we were being all normal and suddenly Riley got mad at us and said she didn't want Farkle and Lucas sleeping over anymore. I was sooo confused. Then she kicked me out too! I mean, what kinda best friend kicks their best friend out when she has nowhere to go!? So, I had heard enough and Farkle was almost in tears. 'C'mon Farkle" I said getting up, he followed me. "We're not coming back" I said. Then we argued for a bit, me and Riley. Lucas took Riley's side and I was beyond shocked. "I thought you were my best friend" Farkle said. "Yeah, and I thought you'd never hurt me" I added. And before we knew it, he was gone with Riley and they scooted home. "Were running away, let's go" I said. "Maya, I'm scared! What if someone hurts us" Farkle said. I don't even really know why, but my eyes suddenly filled with tears and I began crying as well. "We'll be fine, Farkle" I said crying. "I know what do to" I said. I couldn't stop crying. Was it what Riley said? It must've been. Was it the fact that Lucas utterly betrayed his best friend and...me? I don't know, I didn't expect that, maybe that was it. So, it was getting dark and I took Farkle into Safeway. We wandered in there for half an hour, looking at the treats and oddly, I wasn't hungry at all. I wasn't tempted to actually eat anything. We wandered in there for a while, realizing that it would be open until 11:00pm, which the sign said. So, after a while, me and Farkle did up our jackets and made our way outside. We rode from Safeway, passed the blue park and passed John Quincy Adams Middle School and down the street by Riley's neighbourhood. Then we decided to take the long way home in the complex. Then we ran into Lucas and Dallas and all of them. "Where's your sister?" Lucas asked me. "I don't have a sister" I said. "I mean, your friend" he added. "She's at her house" I said. "Why aren't you?" he asked. "I have mentioned before that I can stay out as long as I want and my mom doesn't at all care about me" I said. "Oh" he said. "Wanna help us look for the ding-dong-ditchers" he asked me and Farkle. "I don't wanna" Farkle whispered to me. "Sure!" I replied. "They ding-dong-ditch...us all the time!" I said. "They ding-dong ditched me too" he said. So, Farkle, me, Lucas, Dallas and a bunch of their friends all went around the block, looking around. Then we couldn't find anything, so we all went back in front of Lucas and Dallas' house. We all stood there talking for a couple minutes. "Hey, what if the ding-dong-ditchers went in the backyards" Lucas said. "Maybe" I replied. He got off his bike and wandered into his backyard, without a second thought, I followed behind him. "I saw a big man in black and I saw a bullet shoot" he said. "That can't be good" I said. "Are you scared?" he asked me. "No, I don't get scared" I said. "I was trying to scare you" he said. "Ain't workin" I replied. Then we all started talking about crushes and everything and saying they all had girlfriends. I was only really talking to Lucas and Farkle (Farkle was terrified, he was so scared, he couldn't say much) and I didn't really hear the conversation everyone else was having until I heard Dallas say "I won't say it though, because there's a girl here" I was like what?! "What?" I said. "Your a girl...and so is he" Dallas said, looking at me and then at Farkle. "He's not a girl he's...he's a Farkle" I said. Farkle moved up to me holding his hands up to his chest, scaredly. Then we started talking about health class. "Do you guys go to health class?" Lucas asked me and Farkle. "Yeah, duh" I replied. Lucas said he goes to a class about making babies and all and he has to "practice" and Farkle, looked so confused, it was laughable. I told Dallas and he looked at Lucas like really? So, then randomly, they all said that they have to go inside and everyone split up. "See that wasn't so bad" I said to Farkle on the way home. "You live like this all the time?" he asked. "Basically, when I was little. Just not what Lucas said" I replied. Then we got inside and it got boring. So, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Theme Change

Dear Blog Viewers,

Hey, it's Maya here with some news of some sort. Good or bad, I don't know. Well, no this is not about Riley Jake, as all the important notices are. I have changed the background of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. I only did it for one reason. Because my original background blacked out and I could not find the same image again, I got a decently similar one and I think it looks pretty good. I actually kinda like it. I'm gonna miss my old one, but I'll get over it. Nothing else on this blog will change, just the theme and this isn't gonna happen often at all. I won't do it unless I actually have to, like I did today. So, that is the only reason for the change, this will likely not happen again! Just letting you all know!

Sincerly,
Maya Hart

I Ain't Supposed to be Like This

Okay, so right now it is 8:36pm on October 20th 2014. There are 11 days until Halloween! Okay, that was really random, just pointing it out. So, the point of this post? Oh, yeah...that. So, they usually say people get rewarded for doing good deeds and people are punished for doing bad things. I thought that was how the world works. My world, apparently does not. In my world, Maya Hart cannot win nothin'. So, all I do these days is try and be the best friend and person I can be, and usually if your nice to someone, they'll be nice to you. It's called karma people. But no, in the world of Maya Hart, the only person being punished is me, nobody but me. Riley is being se...Nevermind that. Pretend I didn't say that. See! There I go again, protecting people! So, I am nice and what you would get for being nice is, people being nice to you. Oh, no. Definently not. So, I care about my friends. I am naturally that way. I care about every single one of my friends. I get worried when I feel something's up. I ask them if they are okay if they look the tinyest bit upset, and even when they don't, I randomly ask just to be safe. I know I am never safe, but it's a saying. So, how do my own friends treat me back for that, you might ask. Well, they ignore me when I am upset. They only ask each other what is wrong. Riley and Farkle obviously care about each other. Lucas is ALWAYS asking Riley what's wrong, I am almost sick of hearing how he says Riley, waaayyy more than anyone else's name. Almost as much as I am sick of hearing him say to Farkle "Your my peanut to my butter" which I am HIGHLY sick of hearing, but not in a bad way, like the Riley thing. So, he clearly cares about her and Riley also admitted to caring about him. It's kinda obvious, they all care about each other and nobody cares about me. I am upset, they ignore me. Me and Riley, both injured in some sorta way, they ask and help Riley. Hello!? This ain't karma! I ain't supposed to be like this! It isn't right, it isn't fair! Nobody cares about me and I care about them more than they care about me! I went outside and sat there for like half an hour and Riley literally walked right passed me, like she didn't even know I was there. But oh yeah she knew alright. The lights were on, the door was half open, the whole happenin' scene. And all I do is worry too much and care too much about people who see me seconds to crying and only watch it happen. Not even ask. You'd think karma would come and bite them in the butt! But, no karma is missing in action and Satan's all on my terf! So, now I am really upset and if this doesn't stop, I'm gonna care for them like they care about me and that is not a good thing. God says not to get even with people, oh but this is unessecary. Indefinently unessecary beyond the general factors of life and friendship problems. Yeah, I can sound all smart! I learned it from...school! I got the smarticle disease! And I also have another problem. I am extremely lacking focus in every area right now. It turns out we had history class today and I didn't even know it and it isn't like I wasn't there! I was sooo unfocused, that I didn't even know I what classes I went to today! I sit there in science, sports medicine, workshop and art thinking about....So, it was really hot outside today and Riley and me went to DQ with Daniella in our grade today. Anyway, I lack focus! Reeeaaallly badly! So, I don't know what I'll do. I may have to talk to someone about this, wondering what I'll do. ElderWisdomCircle! Why didn't I think of that! Check up on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back soon! I have 6 minutes to submit an ElderWisdomCircle letter!

The Newest News of New News

Hey, it's Maya here gettin' all up in your news! I'm kidding, really. So, why I meant to say is I have some things that you may find interesting. You may not, I mean, I know some of you who will not find anything in my pathetic life interesting. You know who you are, don't play dumb with me, I don't fall for it. Ever. I know more than you think. Okay, anyway. Enough getting mad at people who likely are not even reading this. So, today we went back to the leisure center. Muffins Farkle returned. Yeah, he was being his mean muffin-self. Then me, Riley and Lucas all walked away on him. Then Lucas grabbed me and Riley and told us what Farkle said was a lie. Farkle said we were pathetic and not very good friends. I pointed out that Farkle was right about us being bad friends, oh I know it's true. Not giving myself credit here, but I am the best friend to people who actually want to be my friend, trust me. I would definently know. And I said that Lucas and Riley are not pathetic at all and Lucas got mad at me for not saying me too and going against myself, but it wasn't because it wasn't true. It was because it was annoying. Yeah, annoying, we all know how much I hate when people call me annoying. If you don't know how much I hate it when people call me annoying, I hate it when people call me annoying. Well, so I got mad and then Lucas tried to apologize to me just get me to help him and Riley make Farkle jealous that all of us are still friends and he is not apart of us anymore. I knew that is what he was up to and I said I ain't fallin' for it. He said that wasn't why he was apologizing at all, but I did not believe that either. Anyone, I mean ANYONE in the world would've said that in that position. But adventually I gave in, I mean who would encourage to stay in a fight, especially if someone apologizes? Not me, that is for sure. So, then Sarah and reaction girl came and hung out with us for a while, helping us make Farkle jealous. Riley and Lucas were acting all date-ish to make Farkle jealous and boy was it ever working. On more than just Farkle too....Reaction girl! Yeah, she like totally has like a major crush on Lucas and she was like totally jealous!! Haha! Yeah....So, then Sarah was helping me out, being a better friend than Riley has been in 1 month and a half. Then Riley suddenly got this rage and said "Why can't I have a best friend!?" and I was like, whoa, okay that was very random! In my head, I thought that. "You can have me" Farkle said. "I want a girl!" Riley complained. Sarah called over reaction girl and she went with Riley. Then when we were leaving, Riley showed reaction girl one of the things that I knew were extremely secerative and important to her and I was strongly offended and upset ever since. I know I was mad at Lucas, but I had nobody else so I went and grabbed onto him. He thought it was random, but didn't really care. Then when we got home, I came on here and discovered some other new things. Other new things that I ain't proud of, that's for sure. Why you might ask. One word. One simple, simple word. Flaws. Yup, it is Flaws. Girl Meets Flaws, to be exact. The gallery. The bitter sweet gallery. It isn't that bad, I wouldn't say, but I am disappointed. So, check this out for yourselves.

Okay, maybe it is not that bad. I mean, I am kinda adorable looking. I mean, come on already, I am the mature one. I might as well continue that habbit and truth, while it still is a truth. So, I am adorable in that picture, honestly I find myself very adorable in it. Like my general looks, as in me in general. Well, that is new for me, check us out again soon on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

P.S - It look me over an hour to make this post, due to how slow this computer runs. Maybe I'll do those updates that the computer has been begging me to do all weekend and I keep putting it off, so maybe I won't next time it asks.

The Return to FAC

Okay, so I just got back like 15 minutes ago from First Alliance Church. That is what FAC stands for. So, it was really awesome, once again! We did our normal worship thing at the beginning. We did songs from Camp Belwood and when they didn't have the right lyrics up, me and Riley were one of the only ones who actually knew the lyrics off by heart, so we were clearly heard loudly. Then we did a song where we had to swing our partners and me and Riley were together, Lucas and Farkle were somewhere else in the room together. It was really fun! Then in small group, we had sooo many girls in Grade 7 Girls, that we had to split into 2 groups. We had to go around and say our names and the best part of our week so far. "As both Riley and Sydney just said, my name is Maya and the best part of my week was when the school bell wrang at the end of Friday" and that got me some laughs outta people. So, then Me, Riley and Kayley in our group, were all the funny and popular ones, talking about shorty-shorts and the most annoying girl in 7th grade. I cannot say her name on this blog because I know someone from school (Riley Jake) is stalking my blog and may know who she is and everything, so I'm not gonna say it. But we all bonded over her annoying voice and how she drives me outta my mind! Riley and Kayley both had injuries and that was one of our prayer requests, Riley and Kayley's both. Mine was that the most annoying girl in 7th grade would catch up with the generation. Then at the end, me, Riley and Kayley all wrapped our arms around each other and went skipping down the Youth Group center thing all walking like idiots. Then we split up and told Mr. and Mrs. Matthews all about it, as well on the drive home, Farkle and Lucas told us all about their group. I didn't pay attention much to what they were saying, but it was something about being obsessed with Lucas's 24 horses and Farkle having to beat Smackle at his debate. Then we got home and I sat here. So, thanks for reading and be sure to keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!