Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Going to Far, Is it Gonna Stop?

Hey Blogger, so I have some more feed update on Girl Meets Writers and there is only one major thing, oh and also one other thing I feel the need to mention too. So first off, they say that in Season 2 it is possible that Feeny, you know...passes on, goes to heaven, bon voyage. So yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what they meant, but...yeah, it's likely. Also anyone remember what I said in the very first episode of Girl Meets World, literally titled Girl Meets World? Well either ya do, or ya don't and whether ya do or ya don't, it's the topic of this post. I said "I go too far and I don't think that's gonna stop" and I then as some people would say I "went soft" and wasn't as much of a rebel anymore and so my statement "I don't think that's gonna stop" stopped. So but apparently it didn't, Girl Meets Writers said that I got into mischief in Season 1 and I mess up big time in Season 2. "Mess up big time" with that statement, who knows what I could've done wrong. I guess we will see in Spring-Summer 2015 when Season 2 makes it's airing and for now, Season 1 continues as Girl Meets Game Night is the next episode, so I hope you all stay tuned for that and also stay tuned in this blog. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and one day, I shall make a post saying what it was in Season 2, I messed up big time on.

Monday, December 29, 2014

Are They Serious? Are They Even Real?

Hey Blogger, huge and serious announcement here and I am here to set a few things straight. So some people on wikia said that I will be 14 in 2015 and I was born 2001 but that is not the case. I was born 2002 and will be 13 in 2015 just setting that straight. They said Girl Meets Writers said I will be 14 in 2015 but they did not, just setting that straight too. But it's another thing with Girl Meets Writers, interesting stuff and recent posts. So as we all know the next episode is Girl Meets Game Night. There is proof and pictures that everyone including Josh will appear in the Matthews apartment in this episodes. Girl Meets Writers did say that in Girl Meets Game Night, both Josh and Lucas will be staying over night. Which is a shocker for most of us. Not all of us, but most of us. Then they also said that I will get kissed in the Season finale, which could get interesting and complicated for sure. They also said that the neighbours to the Matthews house will appear, I don't know not that major. They also said that Shawn will learn a lesson from my dad, which could be weird too. They said we will also explore my dad's other family in Season 2. Oh and another major thing, they also said that Me and Riley have a major fight in Season 2 and it will be a shocker who stops it. They also said Farkle has not found his birth cirticicate and it is possible he is a clone! Weird, right? In other crazy news, they also said you will see my dad in Season 2. What!? And they did say that something will happen between me and Josh #Yay!! And they said that Farkle's mom hasn't been guessed and will be a big surprise. They said that me and Lucas's relationship will change, which could be a bad or a good thing. Alot of good questions here with no answers, but I think I have the biggest question yet. Are Girl Meets Writers even serious? Are they even real? Some of their other posts that are not important enough to be mentioned on this blog post, but they said some pretty weird things that make @GMWWriters seem unproffesional. Some things said are unlogical and make no sense. Are they even real? Do they mean all these things they say? Are they even telling the truth? Are they even associated with Girl Meets World at all? Or are they just posers? Who knows, you can be anyone you want to be online, anyone at all. Maybe they are real, maybe they are not. I don't know if I'll ever be able to uncover this mystery. Well thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and ask any questions if you have any.

The Famous Song Relation

Hey Blogger, I am here to do another song realtion, but not of any of my songs, a song that is very famous worldwide and I'm sure anyone reading has heard it. It is one of my favorites and also one of America's favorites. So I will be doing a song relation with a song from Disney's Frozen called "Do you wanna build a snowman" I know, great song and very famous it is. So here is my song realtion for Do You Wanna Build a Snowman:

Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on lets go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away-
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman.

Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bikes around the halls
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
the pictures on the walls-
(Hang in there, Joan!)
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms,
Just watching the hours tick by-

Please, I know you're in there,
People are asking where you've been
They say "have courage", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you wanna build a Snowman?

Okay, so not the whole song has a relation but the main last verse does, mostly and so does some of the other lines too. Me and Auggie were singing it when I told him that it was relatable last night before he made me watch Toy Story, the first one. I hadn't seen the movie since I was 9 so I remembered alot. So anyway thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon.

Sunday, December 28, 2014

When March is Too Far Away!

Hey Blogger, so I am here to post something important to me and something that will make time go by so slowly. So the season finale for my absolute favorite TV show, Red Planet Diaries just aired recently so the show is in between seasons. If you have not seen Red Planet Diaries, you are seriously missing out on soooo much! So on the season finale, Ashley the Astronaut finally was going to reveal who she was in love with, Blarg or Blarg's other head. So then right before she said it, Auggie turned off the TV and made me sooo mad. So I tried to negotiate with him, we did but he got mad at me for showing up, so that ruined everything. So I adventually heard that Ashley had feelings for Blarg's other head and when the episode was over, it was almost what was expected. So then I was waiting for commercials and no new episode commercial for next week. Then I asked Riley when the new season would start and she said not until March. I wasn't sure because that seemed way too far away, and so I googled it. And apparently it was true. Red Planet Diaries next season airs on March 13th 2015 at 7:30pm. Just great! So now time will go by soooo very slooooowly when I think of Red Planet Diaries. Ashley just announced her feelings for Blarg's other head! Nothing's happened since then. I gotta know what happens!!! It will be empty and blank for months. Months! What am I ever gonna do now! I guess I will just have to wait. And wait...and wait...and wait some more. Too much wating. Maybe I'll watch re-runs of old episodes from the past season. Eh, either way, I'll figure it out. I just wanted to share my misery with you guys. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon and also check out Red Planet Diaries if you haven't already!

Back to the Dinner (2012...and 2014?)

Hey Blogger, so I guess I have a really tough situation right now. It is pretty much spelled out in little Auggie's blog, Auggie's Blog of Coloring and Mr. Googly which you can read at auggie-matthews.blogspot.com and read the post called "Had She Meant to Say?" and you'll know the story. So as of that situation, I will lay it our briefly to you:

2 nights ago Riley ditched me for no reason, well no reason that is good. So yesterday morning, she apologized and promised in exact words "I still had no right 2 do that, I won't do it again I promise" and I accepted because she had never done this before, everyone deserves a second chance. So then last night, she couldn't sleep and I said "If your gonna do it, just do it now" and she knew I meant leave me for no good reason but she didn't, she sat by the window. So then I fell asleep and got woken up by Auggie shaking me to death finishing it with smacking my head on the wall. She apparently invited Lucas over, did these teams like I did something wrong, like we were fighting. So me and Auggie talked and about the part he said I do stupid random things sometimes, it's not true. So then they did exactly what she said she wouldn't, they ditched. Ditched! Unbelievable, is it not. Liar liar, I will be the one to light her pants on fire. Or better yet death is upon us and by us I mean Riley. So then me and Auggie talked for a bit and I realized something....

I have half a mom, my dad has another family and my best friend makes me pay a monthly payment for friendship. Who do I have now? My family life is pitty and who do I cry to about that now? 5-year-old, Auggie? Yeah, I don't think so. So now what do I do? I only have my mom left. I have half a person left in my life. So she's all I got, what am I gonna do? What could I do? I can't rely on her, no chance. She pays no attention to me but only to her "career" which is not exceeded at all. So she's all I got. I got half a mom, have a chace. Back to the dinner, not literally. I am not going back, I will spend my time with Auggie and maybe Farkle if I have the chance and I am not going to join 2012 and spend my everyday in the stupid Nighthawk Diner downtown New York City! So that is not pleasing and I will not do such a thing. I half a chance, half a person and have the great ideas on how to get out of this. Epic. Not really, not at all. So anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and oh, if anyone has iMessage I am always willing to text! Just sayin'!

Saturday, December 27, 2014

What's Up After Christmas!

Hey Blogger, sorry I haven't been on in a while, I am now like addicted to my smartphone so I haven't been on the computer much. So now we have access to making and publishing our own YouTube videos and you can ask Riley to give you a shout out, I'm sure she will, Auggie will too. So I am addicted to Flappy Bird and my Talking Tom gamed, where I named my cat Violet and I have had 2 hour arguements because she repeats everything I say. So Christmas was almost 3 days ago, 2 and a half and it seems so long ago already. I was sick yesterday and me and Josh watched a bunch of episodes in Mr and Mrs Matthews's room and I also spilt my tomato soup on their bedroom floor and had to clean it up with sink washer, a face cloth and a hair dryer. It took alot of effort, but I did it. So now me and Riley get to get smartphone cases before school goes back, which is on January 5th. So we get to take them to school as usual. Oh and my school's annual skiing field trip is on January 20th and I get to go on a skii lift and everything, I am super excited! So I got alot of clothes for Christmas, which I have to wear to make the gift-givers feel good. So I am indeed not excited to go back to school, other than I get to see my friends who haven't ripped my heart out, so that's good. Well I have one friend that is as cruel as Satan himself, but I wouldn't give a rip if she was absent, I actually may be happy about it. Because she always tries to hort in on my half-done projects that she was absent on, like I am gonna put her name on my work, like no. She literally bribed me with money and items once to put her name on my project. So yeah and then there is the actually doing school work and the stress of that! I don't do my homework anyway, so what's the harm? Well sitting in a classroom is a start. So school doesn't start for a while, I don't even think we are half way through break, and I am too careless to calculate so ha! Anyway, so I guess that's all that--Oh wait, Mr Matthews was driving his car with a suspended liscence and now we have to walk everywhere if we wanna go anywhere until the end of January, pathetic isn't it? But we get to walk to the skating rink tomorrow, being carless in New York, isn't gonna be fun. Well, wish us luck on not getting mugged! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

The Past, Present and Future

Hey Blogger, I know it is sort of a cheesy and stupid title, but that is basically what we are talking about on this post of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.


So as some of you may know, The 99 Problems of Maya Hart first went up on July 26th 2014. I made my Official Google+ Account on July 24th 2014.

This was my first ever Google+ profile picture. You can even go on my account and my first post is "Maya Hart changed her profile picture" and it was this picture. So this was my first Google+ profile picture, set on July 24th 2014. It was from the first episode of Girl Meets World, which makes perfect sense. First profile picture from the first epiosde.

This was my very first Quotev profile picture. I registered for Quotev for the first time in mid-August, unsure of the exact date. I got suspended from Quotev in September, early September. So that didn't last long.

This was my very first Google+ cover photo. I remember that, also from episode 1 which makes sense, perfect sense. I don't know why I remember my first cover photo from 5 months ago, but I guess I do.

This was my very first song, added to my playlist, "Maya Hart's Playlist 2014" which was made on July 24th 2014. I know this because I have it saved as the first song in my playlist. That playlist has come a long way and so have I. This followed by Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi were my very first songs.

This was my very first blog post, on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. It was like our show's first episode was the title of our show, my blog's first ever post is the title of my blog. That post included one of the first and original default pictures of me and Riley. I introduced myself to all of you, on that post and it is where it all began. 

This is a picture from one of the first episodes, Girl Meets Boy, which is the 2nd episode of Girl Meets World. It is at the top of my scrapbook which means it was one of the first ones put in. Oh and it is the scene where I first get my phone for the first time, which was a long time ago, it seems.


So, the present is about what is going on right now. So today is ironically, December 24th 2014, Christmas Eve. So right now we have just aired the episode, Girl Meets Home for the Holidays, the Christmas special. So right now, the episodes in the airing are Girl Meets Home for the Holidays and Girl Meets Brother. Those are the top 2 most current episodes.

This is one of my most recent cover photos. It is from one of the most recent episodes. I am almost sick of all this current stuff, because it is so current, ya know. I mean, I don't hate on it, not at all. But everyone's ready for a fresh start and that's why I am happy, 2 days from now I will see Girl Meets Brother.

This was one of my current profile pictures, very current. I had it for the past 2 weeks or so, when I was cool with the fake impersonating Riley. I first posted this picture on one of my most recent blog pages.

This is the episode, Girl Meets Home for the Holidays. It is the most recently aired episode because it is Christmas time, it is literally 7 hours away.

Cry by Rihanna is one of my most recent songs. It is the second last song in my playlist followed by my Madilyn Bailey song which is too new, I got it yesterday. So I listened to this straight on end for 20 minutes straight sometimes and now I don't love it as much as I used to. But it is still a very current song!


So the future is to come. I don't know much about it, but I am going to try my best to talk about it.

This picture is from one of the long-to-come future episodes, Girl Meets Master Plan. This episode won't air until 2015, which I am pretty sure Girl Meets Game Night won't either. So this picture is fairly new, I think I found it yesterday. So yeah, can't wait for this episode to air, in the future!

This picture, I am not in, is from the future episode of likely 2015, called Girl Meets Game Night. Girl Meets Game Night will air before Girl Meets Master Plan. I can't wait to see this episode, I haven't even seen one picture of me in it yet. We will see what it has to come for!

Well, I don't know any of my future songs, or future profile pictures and cover photos, so what now? There is nothing left known of the future, and that is why it is the future!

So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, take care, come back soon and be sure to follow us through email, Google+ etc. Be safe and have a very Merry Christmas (only in 6 hours) and a Happy New Year!

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Merry Christmas Riley!

So if any of you follow my best friend, Riley Matthews's blog, Take On The World at riley-matthews.blogspot.com and have seen her most recent post, it is very similar to this one. Titled "Merry Christmas Maya!" I decided the right thing to do would be to make one just like it, but for her. So here is the Merry Christmas Riley post just for her!

We can read each other's minds. I knew exactly what she was thinking. Pizza, Clouds, Farkle. It couldn't get any more simple than that. So I know her so well, I know what she is thinking.

Dear Riley,
I wish you the best Christmas this year. You are my best friend in the whole world and no online fake Riley could replace you. We've been best friends since we were 6 years old and that will never change. I haven't been friends with anyone else online for more than half a year. I hope you have the best Christmas and if you really want, we can make Best Friend Stockings and Ornaments. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Riley!

Love, Maya Hart

Monday, December 22, 2014

Happiness Has a Price?!

Hey Blogger, I didn't think I'd get back to you, but I did. I'm pretty bored and I decided that this needs to be said. If Riley is only going to me miserable and ab-normal, yeah she does both SOOOO well, than she should just give it up. Seriously, if your not gonna be happy about anything than just find your own thing and give it up already! I would be more than happy to control this all myself and she can stop ruining my relationships, stop ruining my show! She can make whatever she wants out of her own thing, but not mine! I am sick of her trashing my relationships and making me like Bailey! I mean, can't she get her own thing and ruin it! Get a grip or lose the grip! If she is going to ruin everything than she shouldn't have it because I would love to control it all and even make it my own. So she can find someone else's relationships to trash, I am done being her victim. So if she is not going to fix up, at least stop being negative, or I will say something and she will be done. She will be able to find something else of her own that has nothing to do with MY show. So fix it up, or give it up. Me and Auggie wish we could be happy, but we can't with Queen Negative is making everyone around her miserable! So she is making me and Auggie miserable and ab-normal. As I said, fix it up or give it up.

Early Christmas Dedication

Hey Blogger, so today is December 22nd 2014 and it is 3 days until Christmas and only 2 days until Christmas Eve. For the next 5 days, we have a really tight schedule. So if I don't get back on Blogger before Christmas, I would like to wish everyone reading this a Merry Christmas and I hope you find better people to spend yours with than I do. Christmas and possibly Christmas Eve may be my only chance and only hope to have the slightest bit of non-misery and I am lucky and will take it. So I hope you have fun with your happy family/friends and I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

Yeah, I made the words a little bit too low, I am just realizing that now. I didn't realize that there was more space above, but oh well! Merry Christmas is the point and that is very well visible. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Maya Hart - My Only Christmas Wish

Hey Blogger, so I've been thinking alot....nah, of course I haven't. But Christmas is coming around in 3 days and I have taken a solid 30 seconds to actually think about it. So Mariah Carey sings a Christmas song called "All I Wanted for Christmas is You" in which I am listening to because it is Christmas time and I always listen to Christmas songs instead of regular songs during the time. So I have seen all the presents under Riley and Auggie's tree, but I am spending Christmas with them, like said in Home for the Holidays. So a fair amount are addressed to me and I thought "What could possibly be in those presents?" me and Auggie have felt and shaken a few of them and tried to guess what they are, classic 5-year-old wanted to, so I did with him. So also Riley's uncle that isn't Josh :( told Mrs. Matthews that he is getting me and Riley such amazing gifts, it will be the best present ever, something we could never imagine to get. They said it will be so good, they'll have to get our reactions on video. If it is that good, I wonder what Darby's reaction would be, considering we gave her the nickname "Reaction Girl." So I know even though I don't know what it is, I feel I wouldn't give it up for anything. But I also figured that nobody is ever nice to me. My best friend would actually rather fight with me, or be miserable. She is not nearly the same and all I ask is if she would change, or just give it up and find something of her own. Seriously!! So I turned to all the presents under the tree and thought "I would actually give all that stuff up to be treated properly, without misery" and I can't believe it, this only happens in movies, it is actually true. I would probably give everything under our tree right now to the orphans of New York to be treated properly and like episodes by her. Seriously, the only present I wouldn't give up for that is the supposed-to-be great one. I would rather that gift, from what I hear about it now, than respect. But every other present under the tree, I would give up for that, I really would. I am not even kidding. I would actually tell Riley's parents they can give them all to the orphans if Riley would actually treat me like she did in Girl Meets World, honestly. But I know that there is no Christmas Miracle in the world that would make that happen. So I guess my Christmas presents under the tree are something I could really use right now. So that is my only Christmas wish, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and I hope you have better people to spend yours with than I do. Oh and a Happy New Year! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again for more Christmas exclusives and also regular posts too!

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Ya Could've Chosen Better - Original Page -

Hey Blogger, I am here to post one of my original pages "Ya Could've Chosen Better" that I wrote earlier when I got on here. It was earlier today, like 30 somethin' seconds ago and I decided I needed to publish it as I was writing it on pages, so here it is:

Hey Blogger Page Stalkers, Maya here and I am here to say something that needs to be said, I just don't know if I should say it on my blog posts or not, so I am publishing it to pages first. So our show is Girl Meets World. On it, is Riley Matthews, Maya Hart (Me), Lucas Friar, Farkle Minkus, Auggie Matthews, Topanga and Cory Matthews. Those are the people, those are the only people. You can't change any of us, especially the mainer ones of us. You can't just change something like that, not just attitude and personality and everything but literal birth features. I mean come on, like no. No no. Ya could've chosen something that is going to ruin just watching our show! Something that is going to change the every sentence I say. Something that is going to change the way I care. Something that is going to be like the awful parts of August and July when I couldn't stand watching our show with anyone else. When I hated when it came on, when I'd rather watch the show alone. No way! Like seriously, that is basically what is happening here again except for the stupid add-on feature of why birth regulated things are changing. They are changing for no reason now! I mean come on, don't take something from my show and change it! Pick your own thing that isn't going to change my everyday episodes. I mean, yeah talking to new people is no big deal at all. But changing who my friends are, the people I talk to. My best friend. Like no, I hated how I couldn't stand watching my episodes in July-Early August, why on Earth would I put that back!? Like no, no way. I mean that is like no. I mean, seriously, you could've chosen anything in the world, but nope we had to rain on my parade and change what I call people! What I say to them! Like no, I am not going through not being able to stand watching my own episodes. That was July-Early August and only July-Early August. Seriously, there is no way that is happening. In August I wasn't even considering changing it back to the non-episodes thing for a valid reason, the reason it was changed in the first place, I am not changing it now for no reason. Hell no! So yeah people your not making me hate watching my episodes, your not making me trying to avoid them and your not making me have to change my basically every sentence. So good luck with that and there was a obvious better choices, like something that has nothing to do with Girl Meets World. Yeah, great idea. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart - Pages and come back if you really desire to.

So yeah that is my original blog page "Ya Could've Chosen Better" and if I have anything to say about that, it's: Ya could've chosen better.

Maya Hart - What Happened 2010 (Coming Soon)

Hey Blogger, so right now I am working on a blog post that has taken me a long time, not even close to finished, called "Maya Hart - What Happened 2010" and it is about me when I was 8 years old and it lets you look in on how crazy that year really was. So "Maya Hart - What Happened 2010" will be coming soon, I don't have an exact premiere date yet, but I will publish it when I get it finished for sure. It is taking a long time now and I just wanted to let you all know that I was working on something big. So yeah, it will be coming soon, just not sure when. So keep it locked for "Maya Hart - What Happened 2010" coming soon to The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.

Friday, December 19, 2014

We Did This, We Were Gonna Do That

Hey guys, you all know about my busy day I told you all about on the previous post "The Next 24 Hours..." and the majority of that ended up happening. So last night actually nothing I expected to happen did, so really the boys stayd with us, but everything was normal. Nothing out of the ordinary. So yeah that was not interesting. So then this morning I walked to school by myself and met up with my friends in choir and we all got ready. Then we performed our songs and I did do my solos as the lead soloist pretty well. I got compliments after school on how I did from teachers and a couple students too. So then the assembly was during Period 1 and that was math, so I completely missed math. Then we finished just in time for Period 2 which was English and I ditched to go to the other Grade 7's religion class with them. So then I stayed there for Period 2 and at Period 3 I went to go to religion which was next and I banged on the door like 5 times and nobody answered, so I saw my friend up ahead and I went and caught up with her. Then we went and cleaned the table of the art room with her and I was the only one there that wasn't supposed to be. So then Period 4 was Sports Medicine and I ditched and went with her to her Drama class. Then me and her and her other friend who is now my new friend, then at the bell me and my original friend went to our lockers and ran out the back doors of the school and went our seperate ways home. So then we were supposed to go shopping after school and we didn't because both Mr and Mrs Matthews are sick now and can't go anywhere because of their stupid friend who they were with last night and they over-ate and everything and both of them are sick now. Riley said that we were going to go to Youth Night at the leisure center, which FYI is still possible to go because it doesn't start until 7pm, but likely isn't going to happen and was confirmed not. So but because of their stupid friend, we don't get to have any fun and now we are bored out of our minds. So that's great. And so we are officially on Christmas break, no school, Hallelujah. For sure next weekend is Girl Meets Brother being aired and we will likely get to go to Youth Night so next Friday will be better than this one. So we will watch Girl Meets Brother at 5pm and go to Youth Night at 7pm, done. Easy weekend! Although it would've been better if we went tonight because there is no new episode tonight so we are really bored. So anyway that is what happened then and check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

The Next 24 Hours....

Hey Blogger! So the next 24 hours of my life and pretty jam packed. So of course I have to shower tonight and I am also looking forward to playing the wii sometime tonight. Doesn't seem so major does it? Not really, don't lie. So then there's bedtime tonight which marks everything I do. I could change everything forever tonight. My whole life depends on this, what I am going to do and whose footsteps I will follow in. Bailey's or Maya Bennett's? Then I wake up tomorrow morning and tomorrow is Friday. It would make my day alot busier if there was a new episode airing tomorrow. Phewf, there is not one anytime soon. Okay the new episode commercial may be something to worry about. What episode is next? That could all be dictated tonight. So then this morning I wake up and there is literally only half a day today in school. We usually have 8 periods and tomorrow we only have 4. I have math first thing and I didn't/am not going to do my homework. So but more importantly than math, I have to quickly check in with TA and then I have to go straight to the band room for choir rehersal. We are rehearsing until it starts in the morning and then we go straight to the assembly, in which I am performing in front of the whole entire school. I am a soloist, the lead soloist and aside from the lead solo, I have the first multi-solo. So that's not gonna be freaky at all. Then after school we have Christmas shopping for other people at the mall and we are finally on Christmas break. And then tomorrow night, is the first non-school night and just the beginning of a revolution of non-school nights, which means there is alot of time to "do things" there being no wake up time. So that is just too much for me, really. All this stuff is just too much. Half day, math homework, lead solo performer in front of the whole school, my future depending on these next two nights, Christmas shopping (I never know what to get people) it is all just too much! Geez, way too much for me! Oh well, I'll get through it. Better than being bored that's for sure. I mean lead soloist in front of the whole school, including older kids Grade's 8 and 9 I have so much to cope with right now. Although, performing in front of the whole school as the lead soloist can't be worse than...math class! Okay, so thanks for reading and keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and don't forget to check back again soon!

We Wish You a Sweary Christmas!

Hey Blogger, I have an immediate story to tell you.  So last night we did our usual throw down with the boys. Until Sarah showed up with (Darby) and Lucas was really mean to Sarah and made her cry and leave. "For once it'll be you coming to school and crying about him instead of me!" I laughed, which in anyone else's defense, I basically just offended myself there. Then Lucas couldn't chose between me and Riley so Sarah told me not to go with someone who would put someone else in my posistion ahead of me. I looked down at the purple bruise on my stomach that I got when I threw up on November 23rd after Lucas attacked me and I agreed with Sarah. So then we all fought for a while and Darby said the "A" word because me and Sarah were making remarks about how I don't have to go home for lunch because I have friends and Riley doesn't have any. So Darby said she'll kick our "A" word's and then I said "Wow, somebody needs a swear jar for Christmas" and everyone laughed. "Yeah we'll get her some coins to get started!" Riley laughed. Then we were playing sherades and we all were going "beep!" in the middle of our sentences and all knowing we were being Darby. "Darby! Darby! Darby! Darby!" everyone else shouted. "Maya!" I shouted. "Maya?" Sarah questioned. "Maya" Lucas said all sweetly. I laughed and smiled to myself. "No! No! No!" Sarah said trying to slap me into my senses. We all said that we were gonna get Darby a swear jar for Christmas and some coins to get her started. Darby swore and everyone was soooo shocked. So much for that old Reaction Girl we knew. She's gone now....So yeah then we all went and did our little things and mortalized Sarah for life. She was terrified. She couldn't breathe and she may have cut the cheese in there somewhere too. So Darby swore and that ruined her reputation forever and ever and ever. So some of this text, most of it actually that I just wrote, came directly from the blog page I just wrote! Just an FYI on that! So anyway thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Won't Change Any Moment

Hey blogger, I am here to do a song representation about me now, today. Like today like December 17th 2014 today. So this is on Jordan Spark's song Tattoo, I just liked the beat of it and everything the words actually turned out to an easy representation. So here I am now! As usual, I will highlight in yellow the representing parts.

No Matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire, sooner or later
I get what I'm asking for
No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
The truth is a stranger, soul is in danger
I gotta let my spirit be free
To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize nothing's broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back, got a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do

You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Just like a tattoo
I'll always have you
I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides

When I looked in the mirror didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could
Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I've gotta be strong
And leave you behind
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize nothing's broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back, got a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do

You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Just like a tattoo
I'll always have you
If I live every moment
Won't change any moment
That's still a part of me and you
I will never regret you
Still the memory of you
Marks everything I do
Can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize nothing's broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back, got a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do

You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Can't waste time so give it a moment
I realized nothing's broken
No need to worry about everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back, got a new direction
I loved you once and I needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do

You're on my heart just like a tattoo
Just like a tattoo
I'll always have you

So that is my song lyrics representation to this song, Jordan Sparks -Tattoo and nobody correct me on how to spell her name. Anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, check back soon!

You Call That Advice!? (EWC - The Unsolicited Reply)

Hey Blogger, this is the last thing I thought I'd be posting right now, but earlier this morning right before I went to school, I submitted an advice letter to ElderWisdomCircle. I knew they never replied for at least 24 hours, so I wasn't betting on seeing a reply for a while. So, I checked it anyway and I saw my letter said "Answered" by it so I thought I lucked out. But boy was I wrong, it would've been better luck if they didn't reply. So I saw that there wasn't a very big reply, but after reading my own letter over again, I went down to their reply and it was oddly from the administrator. Why was the administator being the one giving me advice? But it wasn't advice at all! It was a big glob of sass. So I disgustedly replied with the same amount of words as they did, but alot more nasty words. Actually, mine were no better than theirs...It's this sad, I know. I mean I don't know because nobody knows anything because people say they know when they don't, they just say it for nooooo reason at all. Unless they are trying to get to you somehow. I don't know. But anyway, their reply was terrible, nasty things were said. And they're all gettin' up in my business, I got better advice from criminals. So yeah never get advice from ElderWisdomCircle because they'll let you down. ElderWisdomCircle? More like ElderDumbArseCircle. Yeah, I said it. So anyway thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and if you care about your dignity, you won't put your personal life in the hands of those freakheads....

Listen to Your Heart's 2014 Finale

Hey everyone, so who here knows I have a playlist? Wait, everyone does because I posted it on here like for the past 4 months. I forgot to do an update of it this month of December, but I am getting way too many songs and it would take like an hour to just do one playlist. So I just listen to it on YouTube right now as I am listening to Demi Lovato - This is Me right now. So everyone knows the 7th song in my playlist is Listen to Your Heart by DHT. So it also used to be my favorite song of all time and I listened to it during the day and played it in my head at night. So in October or near the end of it, I decided to take a break from the song so I can get it back to how much I loved it in August because now I have gotten used to it. So now I am listening to my 3rd favorite song, Take a Bow by Rihanna. Cry by Rihanna is my second favorite and Listen to Your Heart is obviously first. So I haven't been listening to the song for a while now and I think in January once we go back to school, I will listen to it again. So until January, I will never listen to the song again. Listen to Your Heart's 2014 Finale is here, I will never listen to the song again in 2014. I'm graduated from this year! So I hope we can renew the song in 2015 and it will be back on top! Happy New Year and Merry Christmas Blogger! Keep checking back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Library Class - When We Went Seperate Ways....

Hey blogger, it's Maya here and I have something to tell you that happened today. So as you all know last night I gave into the boys' pittyness and let them sleepover and things happened and what not. Really disturbing things happened last night that involved me and...wait, that isn't the point at all. So yeah ironically, the next day I had library class. I was freaked out, then I remembered me and Lucas got into a fight after the "creepy" thing last night....Man, how I miss it....Anyway! Feeling like your gonna die is a bad thing. Wait what? Okay anyway! So then I knew library class wasn't going to be how it was with Lucas and all, but I planned to pile up pillows and good books and surround myself with cotton candy and exclusive television programs...Which never ended up happening anyway. It wouldn't have. My mom's a waitress, she couldn't make that happen on my life's salary. So it was wayyyy worse than I percieved it to be. So yeah Lucas sat at one of the tables with Billy and Sarah and you know Sarah, she hates it when I do the thing with Lucas and then he betrays me not an hour later, so she was basically eying him down the whole time. I sat on the cusions with one of my other friends. So she stole my comfy spot and used it for her own needs and left me to sit on a half fluffed cusion reading a book for 7-year-olds. I spent about 20 minutes just trying to get comfortable moving my cusion around then testing it and making a disgusted/annoyed face and my friend laughing like it was funny, which it wasn't. Although she thinks everything bad that happens to me is funny. Like I'm her entertainment. I saw Lucas watching me trying to figure out my spot, I assumed he was laughing at me in his head, I was being pretty loud, plopping down on my pillow and then looking and sounding disgustedly annoyed. So I finally gave up and was miserably uncomfortable the whole class, reading a kiddie book that was more pictures than words. So that was my awful library class, anyone remember the first library class I told everyone about on pages? Of course ya don't. Because you don't know how to access my pages. Unless your an evil genius. Which I am assuming only 1/3 of you are. So yeah last library class (like 6 classes ago) I was in Heaven and happiness, spending the whole class with Lucas and doing things and such. Not too weird things, like last night....Yikes. So yeah anyway, library class has taken a wrong turn to Misery Town. Founded by Maya Hart! Okay anyway thanks for reading and luckily I don't have another library class until January when we go back from Christmas break. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and remember the old saying, "if you feel like your gonna die, try and not laugh your head off inside until you get breath and it is all over but you wish it wasn't" Yeah an old saying that I just made up! I call it an old saying because it is old. Not cool, old. So thanks for reading and buzz off if your just someone I don't know stalking me, or someone I do know who just has nothing better to do than read on some pitty blog about what I am doing! Thanks, I should've just said thanks....

The Thoughts I Refused to Ignore

Hey everyone, it's Maya here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart. First off, I have a terrible terrible cough right now. I have had it since like 8pm last night and it hasn't gone away since. So yeah you will not believe what happened last night. I broke. Yup, that is what happened. So I let the boys come back and sleepover. In science class I thought of it and tried to ignore it, but 6 hours later and what do ya know. So it was amazing at first, I mean come on I gotta admit it. Yeah it was sooooo awesome! I almost died. Yeah, I know that doesn't sound so great, but it was. I do not know how I almost died but I actually almost did. I actually couldn't even breathe. In the end, I kept having to catch my breath. It was insane. So yeah who knew that almost dying could be a good thing? Hahahaha!!! .....no idea, not me. So yeah then things happened. People lied, others died. I died but this time it was inside (it was inside and outside last time) and it wasn't an enjoyable death. Nope not at all. So I ended up having way to many emotions everywhere. I was mad, threatning people, I would've killed someone guarenteed. Then I was upset, crying my eyes out, shaking and coughing to death. So it turned out like that, that is where it ended. And I mean it, that is where it ended. It didn't happen again and it won't happen again. In this condition, I ain't fallin' for anything. I wanted my episodes life and I said I would consider this again if it went well. But it didn't and it is never fair. Ever. It never has been. So I quit. That's it. I'm done. I am going to go back to forcing episodes relationships again. Yeah that's right, try and stop me. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, catch up if you can. I have something important to do right now. So bye bye people.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Waited for the Time

Hey Blogger, so Home for the Holidays recently aired and before it aired, there were episode clips of it uploaded online, on a girl called GMWFan345 and she had all the major clips uploaded and I wanted to watch them sooooo badly! But I waited for the right time and that was after the episode aired, and after it aired, I took no interest in it. But anyway, I thought I'd post them here to show you what was tempting me beyond temptation.

So those are all the clips I was dying to watch, but after watching the episode, clips from it I already seen came to no interest of me. So thanks for reading/watching The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Sunday, December 14, 2014

The Choice to Hold Custody

So I am almost dead-out, straight up, definently, totally sick of Riley and this "issue" she has. Really, it is making me wanna blow my top. So I have decided to not ignore this. Yeah so I would actually rather make this right myself, I am finished. I realize now she is never going to make it right, ever. For more than 3 hours, no. So that is it. Absolutely it. You think I can't do it? This just in, I can! Yeah in July and early August, that is exactly how it was. I had all the custody and I was never miserable! I never was, I never had a reason to. Then when she held that custody, in August our fights started! This is not an illusion, it is not impossible nor ironic it is. It is something called common sense. OMG, some of us have never used such a thing. I was fine in July-August and actually I was more than fine, I was happy! I was glad with what I had. I mean not all of it, I had to live with some pretty sickening people and I had other issues, issues similar to this whole "Farkle thing" going on now. But me, what I was doing and my relationships with everyone I know were like all I ask for! I could have my episodes relationship with everyone back! So don't think I am not willing to actually take custody, I actually am. And I would be 200,000 times better at it than Riley is. I think I can actually hit it spot on. So yeah I'm not afraid, afraid of something to benefit me. Try me, and see where it goes. So yeah thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

The Truth Couldn't Hide Forever

Hey, so it's Maya here to tell you a few things that have recently happened. Last night we went to church and right before that, Riley sucked up to me just to hold her episodes reputation. "Once we get home, normalness, it's all over" I told myself on the drive back as Riley had her arm around me. "Not much longer, I'll see" I thought. Then when we got home, it was pretty decent up until bedtime. Then we were back. It was all about Farkle and how I never let them come over anymore. Yeah, there is a reason for that. I don't let them come over because I don't wanna start "that" up again and screw that if I'm getting involved, which I'd have to make it happen for them, even if it didn't happen for me and I never signed up for that. No way. So I'm waiting for Riley to get over whatever this is and then I will let them come back. That was my plan. So then we got Shawn and Mr. Matthews in and they were trying to help us. Mr. Matthews adventually got it out of Riley, she just wanted "her friend" A.K.A Farkle and not me. So way to go her. So she admitted that, which yeah as nice as that was. Then Shawn was giving me and Auggie (especially Auggie) PS. Poor kid's only 5 years old, he was giving us heck even though Riley was the one who made the 10-minute-speech about how she didn't care about me and Farkle has been more important all along. Geez, I didn't see that coming. So I guess the truth couldn't hide forever. I always knew it, she just finally admitted to it. So then Shawn gave me and especially Auggie heck and Riley credit. So Mr. Matthews was fed up with it and decided to get me and Auggie away from it. So he took us downstairs at 2:08am and we watched the Austin and Ally bullying episode and Girl Meets Flaws. Auggie said I was watching those because I know how Trish/Farkle feel in those episodes. So we went on the computer and checked our notifcations a couple times. Then at 3:58am, Mr. Matthews came down and told us we needed to get some sleep, knowing me and Auggie would never fall asleep there. So when we walked upstairs, Mr and Mrs Matthews lights were on and Mrs. Matthews was up. She said she was thirsty and told us to come with her. So we went down and got a drink and she sent Mr. Matthews to put us to bed. He told us to go onto the top bunk and we'd be okay. So we did. He said goodnight and left us alone. Auggie told me multiple stories about his school and his classmates and friends then we went to bed. So we woke up at 8am, somewhere around there. Then we had breakfast, cereal. Then I remembered how much me and Shawn both loved those original waffle cakes, so I ate both of them to tick him and Riley off. They aren't even awake yet, so I'll see how that plays out. It has only been me and Auggie awake for a while now, Mrs. Matthews came down once, that's it. So here are some quotes that represent me.

So that's it for now, be sure to check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

When They Walk Another Way

Hey guys, so Girl Meets Home for the Holidays aired last night and it turns out that episodes are turning another way. They aren't following what I am doing anymore. They are now actually taking another turn. It's not that they are not just following me, they are going in the other direction. So now what do I do? I don't know what to follow! My own ways, or the ways of the episodes. I have to admit, Girl Meets World, the episodes know what they are doing. They are not weird or awkward, or making idiots out of us. So I think it would be the smart thing to do, to follow them. They can't be wrong, they don't make a fool out of me, which now I kinda am doing. So maybe I should follow them. They walk another way and I am not forcing against them, and then when they do show obvious other things, it won't be weird. So that is what is gonna go. Where they go, I go. So thanks for reading and be sure to keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!

Childtstarlets Overload (Part 4)

Hey, blogger! I know I said I would post this at 6pm last night, it was on my mind at that time, but I wasn't allowed because I got into big trouble. You know me, classic Maya Hart always getting into some sort of trouble. But now Mr. and Mrs. Matthews are out and I have time to post this. So I apologize for the late post, but I am finally here to announce the biggest truth. Riley Matthews, I was right about her. The jerk will never live to see friendship again. But the second biggest truth, I am finally here to post this, right here, right now. So stay locked for "Childstarlets Overload (Part 4)"

And that's it for this post! Sorry for the late post, again. I apologize for that. Blame Mrs. Matthews for banning me from the computer. So I hope you all enjoyed this post, I was in a rush to make it anyway! So thanks for reading and be sure to check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!