The Popularity Test

Hey Blogger, so today I did something that I don't normally do. I call it The Popularity Test. So I decided to badazzle myself up to looking like one of those cheap popular girls and see what happens, and test my theory that popularity isn't based on "how nice you are" and stuff that your annoying parents tell you. It's based off who has the coolest clothes and wearing brand names, hair styles and makeup. Was I right? Yes. So I wore stupid brand name stuff that we got from Riley's older cousin, Mackenzie, and straightened my hair flatter than the bathroom floor and went to school like that. So you could probably imagine how I looked, pin straight thin hair and stupid pink brand name stuff and so guess what happens? First period we had gym class. We had to get into partners and as soon as the teacher said "Go!" one of the two most popular girls in my class immediately said "Maya, wanna be my partner" and I of course agreed. So it was me and her for badmintion, then we were called on to get into a group of 4 so we went with her best friend's group. Yeah, she partnered with me before her best (popular) friend. So then we were in a group of 4 and then after gym, I went to english when I got buzzed to the office to get my penicl case I left at the Matthews' apartment. So then I went to my locker to drop off my science homework (I also forgot at the Matthews') and the other one of the two most popular girls were there. "Maya, I love your hair!" she said. "Thanks" I replied. "Is it naturally curly?" she asked. "Yeah, so it takes longer to straighten than to curl, that's why I usually don't do it this way" I replied. "Well it looks cute!" she said. I smiled as she walked to class. Then I can't remember what happened after that, the point is, wearing hair like the popular girls and brand name clothing is what makes popularity what it is, not being nice to everyone and making the world a better place with the golden rule! That's how parents see it, and that's wrong. I proved them wrong with the scientific test and have living breathing proof! This doesn't really have a lesson behind it, but honestly don't wear clothes you don't like and do your hair the way everyone else does, even if you don't like it because it's not worth it. If being popular is that important, do me and yourself a favor and don't drag on about it because if they don't like you for you, that's their problem not yours. Okay there is a lesson behind this. So anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Keep Calm and Love What I Love!

Hey Blogger, so earlier today Auggie wrote a nasty blog post about me at his blog, Auggie's Blog of Coloring and Mr Googly and he actually got a "Keep Calm and Hate Maya" picture and posted it to the public! Stubborn! So that made me realize that they have a "Keep Calm" picture for everything and I mean EVERYTHING. So I am going to post one for everything that I do like and ones that represent me!

Okay, this one obviously. I am Maya, so obviously, Keep Calm and Love Maya is clearly a captian obvious one! So I also chose colors that represent me! I will for each one too!

This one is dedictaed to my pride and joy, Declan! Of course I love him and he is the second one because he is one of the most important people in my life! I love Declan and if you hurt/hate him, I will kill you, I swear.

This one's kind of a biggie, I hate homework and never do it! I have nobody to help me with it so I don't do it, it's just that simple. Besides, teachers get our days, let's take back our nights, who's with me?

Aww come on, I love Riley! She's my best friend and I adore her! I never knew how bad I was to her at some points until I saw someone else do to someone else, what I did to her. I realized, "That's how I look and sound?" and I felt bad for her and anyone I trashed her to. I'll never do that again, I love her to pieces and not because I want some reputation at church or anywhere.

This one comes back to Declan, I babysit him and that's the main reason I posted this! This one's also for Riley and Turner too, babysitting! I will for sure see Declan before I go off the camp this weekend, so I'm happy!

Well thanks captain obvious, I love Girl Meets World and I am on it! You can't care about a single word I am saying right now if you don't like Girl Meets World! The season finale's airing on March 27th, don't miss it!

Oh come on guys!! If your reading this, you gotta love my blog, it's awesome!! You get to hear about the daily life of your favorite Girl Meets World star! This blog is legit, no?

I love tuna! I love the tuna melts at my mom's diner, but tuna is like the most delicious fish ever! If you don't like tuna, you've got a problem, seriously.

I love all my amazing friends! Riley, Farkle and Lucas (and Jax of course) are all amazing friends who have been with me, like there with me like alot of the time! I don't have the best things to say right now, but they are all pretty nice right now, so I love 'em! Were workin' at it, really.

Well I am the rebel of all of my friends, enhance starting the homework rebellion. I'm more the cool and popular rebel girl of the group, but that's not much to say, right?

How could I forget this? I love New York City and am proud to live in my country! I always wear NYC logo shirts and stuff because I love living here, I'm a city girl!

Okay so that is it for keeping calm for now, so all I can say now is keep calm and check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon! Later haters, and see ya all again soon!

Just a Little Girl - The Real Thing

Hey Blogger, so last night we sorted out our differences with everyone, kinda. Well everyone else ended up okay and I....did not. Luckily, I had Mr Matthews who was there and he made sure I was okay. One thing you can do is make a little girl cry and then you could also show no consideration whatsoever. So I decided that I want to be no different with anyone than I was on Girl Meets World. I want to be exactly the same in every single way and that is my goal. "Let's talk to the one who's made it her life goal to be normal...Maya?" Mr Matthews said when we were trying to work everything out. Jax and I both decided that we want to be just like we were then, and I have a new moto for that. "If I wouldn't do it, I'm not goin' through it" and yes, I am aware I rhymed it with it but still, it's catchy. So then after Jax's dad came and space invaded us (just kidding), Jax and Matt went to bed with him on the top bunk and me, Auggie and Mr Matthews stayed on the bottom. That's not exactly how it was going to go, I had to fight for my spot, which I decided not to. Mr Matthews was going to go to bed with me and Auggie and then Shawn said that he wanted to go with them, and at this point, I'd been hooked to Mr Matthews all night, wrapped in a blanket, and it was something new when I actually said a word. I was on the verge of crying, I had nowhere to go, nobody to go to and I was all kinds of upset. Then Shawn wanted to go with Mr Matthews (and Auggie) and when he asked to, Mr Matthews looked at me. "Maya?" he asked. "I'll sleep on the couch" I said getting up and nearly walking out the door. "No, Maya! Wait!" Mr Matthews said. I walked back and sat on the bed. "Shawn, can you sleep on the couch?" Mr Matthews asked. "I want to sleep with you though, I don't wanna go on the couch!" he said. "Well Maya's only a little girl and she's upset and I don't want to leave her alone like this" Mr Matthews explained. Shawn was mad that Mr Matthews was more considerate of what I was doing, instead of him but logically, who should get the spot? The 14-year-old little girl who is too upset to say a single word, or the grown man with no excuse whatsoever? So Mr Matthews started arguing that I should get the spot and I would probably emotionally die if I was left alone on that couch. Shawn started bringing up Riley and as upset as I was, I was highly annoyed of the topic. I don't care if we talk about general Riley, but when someone is fighting for her nasty behaviours, I flip. But I didn't this time, I could barely say a word. Mr Matthews was kinda flipping, but only because he was right. So then adventually Shawn decided to go find Riley or whatever. "At least we don't have to worry about where he's gonna go now!" Auggie said happily. Mr Matthews nodded his head in agreement and that was that. Apparently I am apart of this family, and I am glad to be, I'm just...I don't know. I have to go shopping with Mrs Matthews and Auggie now, so I'd better go get dressed and such, so check back soon bye!

The Little Moments That Ruined A Whole Awful Lot

Hey Blogger, so I guess you haven't heard this in a while, mostly because I haven't been online and haven't been able to cry to you about it. So my new friend Jax often pleases me whenever I see her for the first time in a while. And during that while I wasn't with her, I was with Riley. Or should I say stuck with Riley. Lucas always tells me that she's doing better, that she's trying and she ain't the problem. And yeah, she isn't the problem, but she's a problem. Just because she plays it perfectly on purpose during Truth or Dare every night, doesn't mean that little portion affects her whole visibility. I don't see her as that, at all like 80% of the time. On the bright side, she's made a comeback by 20% and is 20% less bad than she was before, when she ranked the impossible 100% bad. So everyday after school and about until 4pm, I have to be with her. Can I say, her problem and her main problem over being ab-normal is her negativity. OH MY GOSH, I could die!! She is sooooo negative, Zack and Bailey negative and I'm downright tired of it!! I was literally this close to tears when I saw Jax one day after Riley left, I hugged her in happiness to see her and mostly in happiness of NOT seeing Riley. Then every single day, she's still got the voice problem and then she makes her stupid voice sound even stupider by talking negative in it. She kills me! I can't take it, she can't be normal for over a ding dang hour! Everyone else wins, when I let this all slide. Everyone I loved and cared about and affected me hugely, does something wrong, hates me, leaves and then everyone expects me to act happy, like nothing's bothering me and like nothing ever happened and "nobody's doing anything wrong" just might be the problem. I'm pretty sure I just quoted in the quotation marks back there, at least 3 people. Farkle, Lucas, Riley and Jax. So 4, huh how ironic, the number of people who don't understand me has increased. So that's my problem, everyone I care about, everyone from my show does something wrong and then everyone who isn't from my show, expects me to be all cheery around them and everything's gonna be okay, my problems aside. Well they are always aside and I'm downright sick of everyone else winning because me being upset over people who hurt me and left, is a problem because I am "taking it out on them" (Just quoted both Jax and Riley) and I shouldn't be sad and take it out on the only people who are ever there. If I can't take it out on the only people who are there every second of everyday, I am supposed to become silent about the things that matter to me. If I am not allowed to be upset around everyone who's with me everyday, they expect me to act like nothing has happened and I'm supposed to act like I'm all good. How can I act like I did in Girl Meets World, if my circumstances are nothing like they were then!? When I start getting treated like I did then, I'll start acting like it. Until then, I'm a free girl to act like whatever...oh and I bet you didn't see this coming...and whoever I want. I don't care if I'm not being normal and I'm being to similar and threatning to anyone because my image is gone because everything I had is gone. And if I don't have that, I have nothing to lose. I don't care if people see me as beyond ab-normal because we see Riley as beyond negative and well they are both main components to Maya's guide called "Be the Most Annoying Person to be Around in 3 Quick Steps!" and there will also be a sequel coming out soon. I know this because being around Riley has given me some pretty good ideas on how to write a whole 500 page book about people who are not what they appear to be, or have been for the past 6 years. And I don't care if people think I'm not normal anymore, because I don't act like it unless I get treated like it and plus, I was never proud of who I am, so why do I care if I've changed from being someone I'm not proud of? I wouldn't care and I don't care! So the main issue here is people I care about fight with me, walk out and I never see them again and then everyone else excpects me to act like nothing's happened and I shouldn't take it out on the people who I am with every second, thus not allowing me to ever act the way I feel. The other component, which is a lot shorter than the first one, is Riley's negativity. Those are the two main reasons I am writing this post and it stands, I meant every word of it. Thanks for reading and feel free to check back again soon, or don't. I don't care either way.

Refuse to Face It Alone

Hey Blogger, so right now I have access to a computer because Mrs Matthews let me use it to fix up my English project and because she is right now upstairs talking to Declan's mom, Ronnie. She came over and I don't know what they are talking about. Riley won't be home 'til for a while because she is on a band field trip. So Mrs Matthews told me that they are going upstairs and I can "Do what I want" as she put it, so she forgot to take my computer, so hahaha this is what I want to do!

So last night was pretty rough for me and apparently only me. So yeah, things happen and anyone who leaves you, you're gonna be upset about. Apparently by definition there is no distinct difference in the way you act in saddness, and negativity, because there is no difference. And sure, even if I was mad this morning, nobody cares about me or anyone else around here. When anyone is crying, we all act like we've got no clue, 'cause unless you can sleep and cough at the EXACT same time, I'm no Einstein, but I'm not an idiot. Wait....Nah! Okay so nobody cares who leaves anyone and who it effects. Everyone else just assumes it doesn't matter at all and that we've all moved on and it effects noone! Well unless I'm noone, it effects someone! But no, I don't want questioning, talking to Riley about it today made me almost flip until we walked in the door to Auggie and Matt, who were there to change the subject when we came home for lunch. So why should I be the only one who has to face this misery? Why should I be the only one suffering this stinkin' loss. No no no, I shouldn't be and I'm not gonna be. Adventually, I will just walk on my own, knowing nobody can do nothing because there is nobody to do something. Or I will put everyone through my suffering pain and I won't face this alone. I can't take being the victim, the Bailey and the souless freak that has to face this non-normal, non-episodes and crazy shenanigans. If my episodes problems are the ones I miss, I won't be the only one missing it, because I hate being alone and why, oh why should I face these things alone? Only possible answer: I should not. So, this is over and it's over now. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and come back soon!

Wireless Has No End

Hey Blogger, it's Maya Hart here and I know I haven't been on here for a while and I know I also haven't been talking to you guys on Google+ for a while either. But 2 weeks ago, Mrs Matthews grounded us for no reason which appeared to be because we had a "bad attitude" which I've been trying to work at, but can't because I'm grounded. Having a positive attitude being grounded is hard, so if she were to unground me, she'd see an attitude change and I'm still not ungrounded now. Your probably wondering why I am on here, because I don't have my phone or computer. Well when I was 4-9 years old, I often found myself locked out of my house with nowhere to go. So adventually I found the New York Public Library and I went in there. They loved me, because I was there all the time. They saw me as a 5-year-old girl who spent all my time in the children's section of the library. They got me coloring books and stuff. They asked about my mom and how she was doing all the time. They knew what was going on because the first time I walked in I told them the story, with my dad too. Then so after a while, I started going to Riley's apartment building more often than the library. Now I am not there as much, but that leads to this moment. We've had no interent, phones, computers and electronics for weeks. I finally remembered that they had computers and decided to take Jax, Farkle and Matt there. Now we are on the library computers writing this. So now this is my secret grounded hide-out. You need interent in New York City? Maya Hart's got the place for you! So being grounded may not be so hard anymore. As long as we are allowed outside! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Never Grow Up - Declan's Dedication Song

Hey Blogger, so I've had this idea in my mind for a while now, I just forget about it fast. I wanted to find a song to add to "Maya Hart's Playlist 2014-2015" that is dedictaed to and represents Declan, my little angel that I love so much, who lives across the hall. So Riley did it today for Turner and I wanted to do mine for Declan now too, so I found this song that overly represents Declan and it is a very true representation for him, and I hope you all like the song! It's Taylor Swift - Never Grow Up, dedicated to Declan. So anyone I know, still don't listen to it. Here are the lyrics, I will highlight the ones that represent Declan in one of his favorite colors, blue. I know I usually hightlight them in yellow, but this one's for Declan.

Your little hands wrapped around my finger
And it's so quiet in the world tonight
Your little eyelids flutter cause you're dreaming
So I tuck you in and turn on your favorite nightlight

To you, everything's funny
You got nothing to regret
I'd give all I have honey
If you could stay like that

Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
I won't let nobody hurt you
Won't let no one break your heart
No one will desert you
Just try to never grow up
Never grow up

You're in the car on the way to the movies
And you're mortified your mom's dropping you off
At fourteen, there's just so much you can't do
And you can't wait to move out
Someday and call your own shots

But don't make her drop you off around the block
Remember that she's getting older too
And don't lose the way that you dance around in your p.j.s getting ready for school

Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
And no one's ever burned you

Nothing's ever left you scarred
And even though you want to
Just try to never grow up

Take pictures in your mind of your childhood room
Memorize what it sounded like when your dad gets home
Remember the footsteps, remember the words said
And all your little brother's favorite songs
I just realized everything I have is someday gonna be gone

So here I am in my new apartment
In a big city, they just dropped me off
It's so much colder than I thought it would be
So I tuck myself in and turn my nightlight on

Wish I'd never grown up
I wish I'd never grown up
Oh I don't wanna grow up
Wish I'd never grown up
Could still be little
Oh I don't wanna grow up
Wish I'd never grown up
It could still be simple

Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
Just stay this little
Oh darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up
It could stay this simple
I won't let nobody hurt you
Won't let no one break your heart
And even though you want to
Please try to never grow up
Don't you ever grow up
Just never grow up

So that was my song dedictaed to Declan, some parts didn't represent me or Declan, but the general song does. The little brother part made Riley happy when she was watching me do this, to see that it meant Declan's little brother, which is Turner. So Declan's birthday is in just over 5 days and his party is 2 days after that! We are going to McDonalds for his 2nd Birthday and as long as he's there, I don't care where we go! So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!! :D