August to December - Extreme Relation

Hey Blogger, so today I am gonna do a song relation. It isn't about current me at all, I should've done this relation back in October-December. It is Taylor Swift's song, Better Than Revenge A.K.A my newest song and it strongly represents October me. So the red parts will be the extreme representation and the yellow parts will be the regular representation.

Characters/Cast
"I" - Maya Hart (Me)
"She" - Riley Matthews
"He" - Farkle Minkus

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage

I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa, but
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha

She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but

Sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity 

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha

I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
whoa oh

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys

on the playground won't make you many friends

She should keep in line, she should keep in line
There is nothing I do better than revenge

And do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do, don't think you do

Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say 'sabotage'

So that song is really representing, but not anymore. From August-December, it was VERY representing. "The story started it was hot and it was summer and" I mean, it started in August, duh. "I had it all I had it right where I wanted it" I had it like episodes, right where I wanted it. "She came along, got him alone" I mean that's exactly what happened. "I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspect it" Really? For the past 6 years she took no interest in Farkle, but I didn't see it coming. Wouldn't have suspected it! "She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum" for alot of that time, it was beating on me like a drum, painfully I just wanted to go back to episodes. "She's not a saint and she's not what you think, she's an actress" I mean hello! Everyone who's seen Girl Meets World thought she was a saint, but she wasn't what they thought. She was acting, on Girl Meets World it was all an act. "She's better known for the things that she does on the matress" I mean duh!! The boys and girls challenge, she changed after that and that was all I knew her as. "On the playground won't make you many friends" I mean, come on. She went home everyday for lunch because she had no friends and I did. That was the hugest relation I've ever done.

I have never done such an honest song relation before. I mean, none of that matters to me anymore except for episodes. I really don't feel that way anymore, but it was huge back then. I mean, I didn't even know that is was such a huge relationship back then because I never really heard the song before that. So all that matters now is episodes, I just saw what a huge relation this was and decided to do a relation lyrics. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, be sure to check back again soon!

Gone Down Hill (Literally!)

Hey Blogger, so today was John Quincy Adams annual skiing field trip. It was sooo awesome! On the bus ride there, it was awful. Me and Sarah sat in a bad seat and some kids would not leave us alone. They never stopped bugging us and they kept dragging us into conversations we weren't in and didn't wanna be in. Then when we finally got there, we had to get in groups of our sport and lesson. Sarah was in Snowboarding Level 2 and so was Lucas. Farkle and Riley didn't go because they are wimps. I was in Skiing Level 1. My friend Siena was in it too, so I decided to stick with her. She was my old friend who wound up in Skiing Level 1. So first we went down to the station where we get our equiptment. Me and Siena were both size 6 boots. They were sooooo heavy! We got orange vests that said "Snow School" on them to indicate we were in school lessons. Then we got our skiis and 8 of us gathered with our instructor, Trevor. He asked us all our names and then made us go round in circles wearing 1 skii only. Then we had to try the other skii only. Then finally we were able to go on the Bronze Carpet. The Bronze Carpet was a conveyer belt made for humans to ride on. The bronze one lead to the littlest mountain, where we started. Then we went down. We had to make a pizza shape with our skiis. They called it "Pizza" shape because we were "Little Level 1 Kids" and we were treated like kindergarteners. So then we played red-light-green-light going down the little mountain. Then we were able to go on the Silver Carpet which is the human conveyer belt that lead up to the medium mountain. Then we tried a few things down it, played red-light-green-light and adventually it was time to break for lunch. Me and Siena were relieved that we could take off some of our snowgear. Then we went to order lunch, I bought some for her. We each got a small pop, she got orange and I got cream soda. We each got a cinnamon bun and shared a giant sack of fries. Then we were about to get back out on the hills, when I had to go to the washroom. So Siena and me went into the bathrooms and took off all our equiptment to go. Then after it took a while to get it back on and we realized the whole group was waiting for us. Then we got back out on the hills. We did one more run on the Silver Carpet, then we went to the Gold Carpet. Dun dun dun! Nah, I'm kidding about the dun thing. Then we finally got to go on my dream spot, THEE CHAIR LIFT!!! Ahhh!!! It was sooooo awesome!!! It was like a sitting elevator where you can see where your going, almost like an open gondola. I thought I was gonna fall off, but I realized how stupid that was. Then afterwards, we had to do some more runs on the Gold Carpet. The Gold Carpet conveyer belt line was sooo long and you spent like 5-10 minutes just standing there, riding on that human conveyer belt. Then we had to zig-zag down the side of the mountain. Next Gold Carpet time, we switched sides of the mountain. After riding the Gold Carpet, I was the only one who couldn't climb on my skiis up the rest of the moutain. I was falling down the mountain so slowly. "Maya, come this way!" Trevor called as the rest of the group watched me struggle. I adventually made it and went second down the hill. Then on our final Gold Carpet run and the final run of the day, we got to go down freestyle! It was so awesome, I went so fast! Level 1 was way to easy for me. I really should've been in Level 3. Not Level 2, I just like Level 3. So then the bus ride back was only half as bad as the ride there. I didn't get stuck by the naggy kids, so me and Sarah kinda just talked. Then when we got back, we had to go to 15 minutes of 8th period. It was History for our class and we had to watch the second Narnia. It was mostly through but it was strange. Then I was determined to rush home and tell Mrs Matthews all about my day. So that was Maya's day falling down the skii hill! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

What About Now? (Auggie's Reminder)

Hey Blogger, so today I am going to tell you about last night. I bawled my 14-year-old eyes out last night, just like I did when I was 3-6 years old and then 8-11 years old. So Auggie was the only one who really understood the problem, although he acted as he didn't. He played along with everyone else. Then Penny was trying to give me her Omaha Boy, a weird bed bug stuffed animal pet thing. I wanted it and we ended up fighting each other for it. Then adventually I gave it up. I kept on crying and everyone tried to figure it out. I just wanted to go home, but both me and Auggie knew that could ruin everything, so I decided to stay here and face this. "She's been like this all her life, except she would've fallen asleep by now because she normally didn't have people rattling on her, asking what is wrong. She cried herself to sleep all the time as a child, she's used to it" Auggie claimed. That he let out and I had no problem with that, especially when I didn't care about anything. Then adventually everyone decided to let me be so I would stop crying and fall asleep. Auggie stayed beside me because he had no other spot. Well he did, but he stayed anyway. Hello!? "Nobody Did...(Post Version)" even said it, he stays! So then Auggie said. "C'mon, don't be upset. Tomorrow's another day. It could be the best day, where everything resolves. It could be better than your birthday, and maybe not just for a day. Everytime you wake up, it's a new chance to see a change. You know, it might be the day everything goes the way it should be. You could come home and the best thing could happen, who knows? Just don't count on it, just keep that in mind" Auggie said. He was right, any day could be this turn-around, really. I know not to count on it, I live with disappointment I said it in Episode 7. Any new day could be the day that everything works out, don't count on it but just remember that. I'll keep it in the back of my mind. Just remember that. It's not all about the past 14 years of my life, what about now? What about today? Yeah, those are lines from my song, but still it fits. So maybe today will be the day, every new day is another chance it could work. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

But Nobody Did.... (Post Version)

Hey Blogger, so I just did a page called "But Nobody Did... (Page Version)" and I put it on pages for a reason, but I can still discuss it in a way that doesn't spill out all the information in a post. So I once heard that people deserve to love the ones that stay. It was more specific, discussed in the page version. So "[I] can't get to close to someone who just leaves" (BTW, square brackets mean that the original word of the quote was changed to what is in the brackets). The original quote was "I can't let Maya get close to someone who just leaves" and so I changed it so it was from my perspective. It's just Auggie caring for me, while being surrounded by people who are purposefully ignorant of my discouragement. Auggie stays, he cares. Penny and Riley stay but they are purposefully ignoring my sadness (in a sense that makes sense to people dumber than me). They don't care, never asked what's wrong once. And no, that's fine. I'm totally unaware of it, except for the fact that I realized it 2 days ago and I just said it. Oh so wait, maybe it's well on my mind. So why should other people get to love the people who matter to them and have them stay? Everyone else should have their Auggie and that's it. Riley can have Lucas or whoever, Penny can have Amy or Bernadette and that's fair. So I wanted to go home, but Auggie did point out that that could set everything clear and I'll be well aware of whether this was an accident or not. "If you go, you'll know for sure. That could fix everything or make it worse, are you willing to go there?" Auggie quoted. I wasn't ready to throw away the chance that this could all be one big misunderstanding, so I decided to stay and ruin my field trip tomorrow. I don't care about my looks, I don't care about showering tonight, I don't care about anything. It's just me, Auggie and my computer. I will see my classmates and people at Auggie's house like I have to but no positive renforcement will come out of it. I'll just keep on dying inside until I do realize it's been so long there is no misunderstanding at all except for the fact that I am misunderstood. Nobody gets me, but it doesn't matter because nobody cares. What's the point? I've lived too much life for the past 14 years and I should've known that I got lucky. People say "If you could do [blah blah blah] for a day..." and guess what? I got my day, I got my wish. I had one day that was all I wanted and it was January 16th 2015, my birthday. And then it was it. Even Riley returned to her ab-normal self when that day was over. It was only just a dream. My field trip is ruined, as my life. I have Auggie who tries to make it better but the kid's underage, even for me and I'm 4 years underage. He can't fix anything, he doesn't get it. But who does? Who cares? I'm not gonna sit around and care when nobody else does. This world's got a problem and why should I be the only one it matters to? I can't change the world. The ratio is 1:7 billion. Me against 7 billion people. I can't change a thing, I give up. I am a Clutterbucket, I give up and I don't care who knows it. Little Miss Maya Clutterbucket, that's who I am. We see that the rest of the world is gone and we are too little of a portion of this world to change a thing and then we give up. Well that's where I'm at now. I've already realized, I'm 1:7 billion people, I can't change and thing and this is where I give up. Right here, right now. Thanks for reading and enjoy your life, I'm sure it's better than mine.

The People That Matter - 2015 vs. 2014

Hey Blogger, so today I am going to do a competition between people I know and there importance rank 2014 compared to 2015. So let's see!

Round 1:
Okay, so we are gonna play 2014's Riley Matthews vs. 2015's Penny. So Riley Matthews, important ranked from July-September and then from December-present. She was my best friend for 6 years before this and was my major plot all throughout Girl Meets World. In July-September, she acted relevant and relatable enough to be considered normal. October-Novemeber, I didn't really pay much attention. December-January, she has failed miserably to play the part. She has been negative, rude and discouraging to me and Auggie, leading us to be wonderous of the feeling of happiness, which we do not know how to show anymore. Moving on to 2015's Penny. At first started out as someone who had no real relationship with. She was just there to prevent Riley's negativity and block her out for a couple hours. She has greatly improved over the past few days, trying to reconcile the relationships between Me and Auggie with Riley. She has made it work decently. She tried and cares to be here. She hasn't tooken over our show since the beginning and has made an agreement with us.

Winner: 2015's Penny

Round 2:
We are going to play 2014's Lucas Friar and 2015's Shawn Hunter/Katy Hart.
In 2014, I gained some bond with Lucas due to the fact that Riley had paired with Farkle, being the only 2 left, we made some connection. It worked out some of the time, he made me really happy. There were times I felt I needed him, like he needed me. Although, on the side bar, he did hit me several times through out November 10-December 2014. I was upset and mislead by this relationship often and questioning taking part in it. Moving to 2015's Katy and Shawn. These people have became a big highlight of my life since Girl Meets Master Plan, my 14th Birthday. From 2001-2014 I saw my mom as someone who neglected me and who never cared for me more than her career. Now I saw on my birthday that she does care about me and I do matter and we've formed a better relationship. Now Shawn was also something else. Throughout my childhood, I felt like I was often alone and discouraged. I felt like I was the only one going through this problem with my family and my school work and I felt like nobody understood me. Then he told me that his mom was like my dad and his dad is like my mom. I realized I wasn't alone and I wasn't the only one who grew up like that. Then on my birthday when he took charge when my mom didn't show up and those two started fighting at the diner, I felt like he really cared about me and not just because he's been where I am. I felt like I had a family for once, like they were actually there for me.

Winner: 2015's Shawn and Katy.

So 2014 was a rough go, I would say. Since then, my family life has improved and so have my friendship stances. I would say my family issues are now more of a problem than my friendship issues, which is what I was aiming for. Maybe New Years Resolutions make sense, not that that was an assigned resolution. So Penny and my family have made a great impact on me and I've been really happy with the outcomes. Riley and Lucas, those times were hard, but even mine and their realtionships have noticably improved and that's nothing to complain about. I'm glad this year could become a greater success than the last year and I can see this year coming along quite well, unless something unexpected happens. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Maya Hart - Behind the Scenes

Hey Blogger, so today I am gonna show you some behind the scenes stuff, stuff you wouldn't be able to see otherwise unless you were actually me! So this is gonna be an exclusive look at all of my Google+ Blogger and computer stuff that I do on here while talking to some of you guys!

So this is my laptop background, desktop cover thing. It's me and my mom, I've loved this picture the minute I saw it and made it my goal to set it as my desktop cover. I loved it.

This is my profile, you can zoom in and see there's all the editing tools, so this is obviously my account. I can edit it and change everything, you see.

This is my +Maya dashboard, where my notifications, proflie settings and hangouts are. As you can see my profile picture is in the corner as well.

These are just some of the notifications I had, Kiwi Matthews and Riley, Ginger is in there too and Richard Vargas.

This is The 99 Problems of Maya Hart's Blogger Dashboard. I have all my posts and as you can see I have 288 posts total.

This is my profile, my circles and you can see I can edit them at the bottom of the circles and it says "In your circles" so this is my profile.

This is my hangout chat with the official Michael lugojr who is someone who talks to me often. You can see my other hangouts on the side there too.

This is me replying to a conversation on the last blog post I made "Ginger Hart - Remember When..." and I shared it to Google+ and it immediately got comments, like all my updates do.

This is my hangout with my good friend, Jamie Zamora. We were talking about what Riley was currently doing.

This is my blogger profile, you see it says "Edit Profile" at the top, so I can edit my blogger profile and manage blogs I am following.

This is my Video Manager for YouTube. My latest video is for my 2nd favorite song, Just a Little Girl by Trading Yesterday, followed my Maya Hart's Channel - Video Collab and so on.

This is my creator studio on YouTube. I can manage my videos, edit them too, see?

This is my subscriber dashboard. You can see I can sign out, there's my profile picture and I can go to my creator studio, add an account and I have 131 subscribers.

This is my Google Contact Information for myself, this is all off my iPhone.

This is the end of my "About" on Google+ you see I can edit it at the bottom and there are my bragging rights, you can view those on Google+.

This is my YouTube channel, I can continue to my subscribers at the top, which is 131 subscribers, I can also view my video manager from there.

This is my Gmail inbox, I have my notifications and settings at the top and I can manage my pages of gmail's and so on.

This is my gmail inbox, in case you were wondering what that looks like. I was just downloading these pictures as my latest inbox messages and such.

This is another one of my Gmail inboxes, I don't really know why I've got that twice.

And finally, this is "Maya Hart's Playlist 2014-2015" this is a pretty famous playlist, I'm on it everyday and you can see I can add a description and edit it.

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Ginger Hart - Remember When...

Hey Blogger, so today I am going to do a post about my ferret Ginger. Lately, I've been missing her alot, staying over at the Matthews's so much, so I decided to write another post about her. I made one all about her in the past I think. I'm pretty sure it was "Save Me From Home" when I told you all about Ginger.

Ginger hasn't changed much since then. My mom has been feeding her for a while now and I've heard that he's been doing good. So I'm happy to hear that Ginger is up to date at home.

This is the profile that someone made for Ginger on Google+ that I am very happy about. This Ginger has made me feel like Ginger is still with me, even though we are neighbourhoods apart. Ginger has always been apart of my life, even since I haven't been home often. Since me and my mom are on better terms since my birthday, I may talk to her more and stuff like that. So I may be able to see Ginger again soon. So please add Ginger "The Ferret" Hart to your Google+ circles, courtesy of Maya Hart! 

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