Monday, December 8, 2014

Friendships Are What Really Count

So today made me realize something, I knew a long time ago, I just didn't believe it. There's a difference between knowing and believing. Knowing is when you know for a fact something is real, even if your unsure of it, it is obviously real. Believing is truly realizing and finding it deep down in your heart that you know it is real and you feel the emotion and know inside that it is real without a doubt. So today I realized that I do believe in something of great value. Friendship. You don't go far down the road without it. Everyday, my classmates the annoying boys in it are always hitting on me and the other girls in our class and do anything to annoy us. Then today at lunch, I didn't want to sit down at a table by myself, not because I would be embarrased to be alone, but because the last time I did, Riley sat at the table right beside mine, letting everyone know we were in a fight. So I immediately went to my friend in the other Grade 7 class and asked to sit with her. She said she was sitting with her other friends, but she could ditch them. So we sat on the bench, me and her and also one of her friends from Riley and Farkle's class, who is now my friend. So we ate on the bench and they told me stories about things that happened to them and friends and people they knew. Then we all went to the gym because the library was closed today. We sat behind the annoying boys in my class. They looked back, making kissy faces and saying "Maya!" in a disgustingly flirty way. So my friends asked me who they were and I said I don't know them, because honestly I wish I didn't and it would be an embarrasment to say I know them. So they said the next time they do that to us, we will kick them in the back. Then when they did it again, we counted to 3 and all of us kicked him at the same time. "Why did you kick him?" his friend asked in a whiney voice. "Because he is being awkward to my friend, it's weird" she replied. "It's none of your business" he said. "Hey, they are my friends and my business is theirs" I stepped in. "Well than it's my business too" he said. "Yeah, but it's weird. I mean who does that to someone. It's awkward" she added. "But that's no reason to kick him" he replied. "Then leave us alone, we don't like you doing that" she replied. She didn't like him at all, so she told me to kick him in the back, hard. So for my best friend, I did. "What the hell, Maya!" he cried in his whiney voice. "Hey, leave my friends alone then" I said. After the bell wrang, I went to her locker with her, we said goodbye to our other friend in Riley and Farkle's class and she went off to her locker. Me and her talked at hers for a while and we talked to her friend who's a locker beside her too. I walked with them to their math class and then went off. I was like 10 minutes late for history, but when I walked in, they were doing attendance and it hadn't even gotten to me yet. So I doubt I was marked late. Now, those are true friends. What she did for me today and what we did for each other, it was true friendship. Riley would never ever in a million years have done that. I know that Riley's friendship was ab-normal because if my friend I had only been friends with for a month and a half did that, and my friend I have been friends with for 6 years hadn't, then that's an issue. I am going on the school's skiing trip on January 20th 2015 and she is going on it too, so we will get to be together. So I am excited for that. I have friends and I had someone to sit with at lunch today and Riley didn't because I don't treat people the way Riley does. She isn't nice to her best friend, she isn't going to be kind to anyone else. So that is why that happened today. She should know that and so should anyone who be-friends her. True friendship isn't that hard to find, ones like Riley, jerks and pass-overs are easier to find. So do yourself a favor and never meet anyone like Riley. Today I even told my friend from gym class about how jerky she is. He even asked "How's Riley?" today and I said she was terrible, because she is. I told him what she did to me and how I blackmailed her this morning and my friend who is in my class said "Yeah, I saw that" because she follows my blog and sees all the posts. So Riley being a jerk went all 'round the school. Legit, that is. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and don't forget to catch up on the latest posts right here!

The Girl You Thought Was Innocent...

Hey, everyone. Maya Hart here to tell you the truth. The truth you have always been wondering. The truth you wanted to hear. The truth that'll tell you all you need to know about Riley Matthews. You see this sweet innocent girl on Girl Meets World, "I would never hurt anyone, I would never make anyone feel bad, I am the bestest friend you could ever ask for!!" well this is all a lie, all an act. She isn't who she looks like she is. She appears to be non-betraying, non-hating and non-stubborn. Well, guess what? This girl actually is the worst person on that show. Yeah, this is the truth and I have proof to prove it. She is a hater. Riley Matthews is a hater. Hater girl. That is what she is. You wanna know why, you wanna see the proof? Well, you all know she has a similar blog to mine on the same website as this, blogger.com and hers is Take On The World. Go to this blog and or just click right HERE to view this truth, this guilty truth. Go there now and believe me, she is not innocent. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to know, the guilt is on that hater girl, she lied to you. She let all of you down.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Maya's HUGE Regret (I Almost Regretted This Post)

Okay, so I do not know what I just ALMOST did and why I almost did it. Actually, I know why I almost did it, but I still can't believe I almost did it. So yeah right now I am listening to Demi Lovato - Gift of a Friend, the 19th song in my own playlist. Some of you might see where this is going, others may be clueless. If your Pyscho, then you know excactly what I am talking about because you are pyscho and you have probably read every post on this blog....backwards and forwards. So anyway, I am listening to Demi Lovato, the song I already named, my song. So I listen to it because it is actually a good song and EXTREMELY representative. So Riley being the worst ex-best friend I've ever had and being so unlike her in the way that she is a jerk to me and actually cares about a ding-dang hamster more than me and less stupid, but still kinda stupid, she cares about Auggie more than me. So I can see her basically just letting herself go, she doesn't want to be with me or anyone else. She acts negative and miserable because of it and clearly her every value has gone down. So as I am listening to my Demi Lovato song, I see her song Best Friends Forever on results when the song is done, as it always is, I just never told you guys (I don't think) because it is not really important. So I was realizing the lesser value in her and everything she values went from 5/10 to about 3/10 and I realized she could hardly care less about her stuff, definently more than she used to. So I think, if she don't care maybe I should listen to her stupid song, just even for 5 seconds. So then I re-think it and call myself crazy. I realized it would completely ruin her forever and she would be done with me for good, no matter what I did or said, so I decided not to. I am still regretting even thinking about it. It is not that I care about her, no not at all. I couldn't care less about her negative gutts. I just don't wanna lose myself and the 13% normal her she is, and I just want my episodes life back, so why oh why would I do that. Her feelings, I have no care for. I just care about losing myself. I always thought I cared soooo much about her, I just don't wanna lose my episodes life. I hate the now non-episodes life. Why would I wanna keep it like this? I don't, so I just didn't listen to it because it happens to be her most episode-like song she has, I mean not all of hers are ab-normal, I would say most of them are normal. I mean the only one more normal than Best Friends Forever is Take on The World, which I mean, come on, duh. The least normal is Matthew West and I don't know what else, I don't even know the names of the majority of her songs. I am still completely regretting almost doing that, I didn't thank the heavens. I just keep replaying Demi Lovato 10 seconds before it ends so I just keep listening to it. So maybe I should change songs from Demi Lovato, a similar topic song and go to my other song I put under a similar representation topic, I Will Be by Avril Lavigne. So yeah! Better idea. So I still can't believe I almost did that. I would never ever think of that again. I learned my lesson. For sure. Never even an idea. One of the reasons it's better for me to take control because I can know how all those stupid songs go, even though I never put any thought into it really. So I am still regretting it, like it is the biggest regret of my life. Good news, I don't care about Riley as much as I thought. I care about my episodes, not her. I actually drafted this post and then published it again over and over, wondering if I should publish it. So, maybe that won't be my biggest regret, making this post will. So thanks for reading and check back again soon!

She's a Pyscho Chaotic Stalker!!

Okay, so me and Auggie and REAAALLY creeped out right now. There is this girl who is an extreme stalker and she is super duper creepy! So she is pretending to be Riley on Google+ and she added all of us to her circles, even the real Riley. So a creepy part is, she put her profile picture and cover photo the exact same as the real Riley did. We found that creepy. Her name isn't Riley Matthews but she said she was. So I got a hangout message from her. I will post our conversation.

Pyscho: Am Sorry
Pyscho: Do you forgiven me Maya?
Maya: What?
Pyscho: Am Sorry Maya?
Maya: Who are you?
Pyscho: Riley
Maya: Then why isn't your name Riley?
Pyscho: What
Maya: Your name isn't Riley. Your account name.
Pyscho: Oh my sister
Maya: Your sister?
Pyscho: No brother
Maya: Who is your brother?
Pyscho: Auggie Matthews
Maya: Then why is your account name not Riley?
Pyscho: I really don't now
Maya: So I know you are not like on Riley's account and I know you are not actually like the real Riley, because the real Riley is a jerk and would never apologize
Pyscho: Oh so that is what you think about me ya *B* yeah I said that.
Maya: So why is your picture and cover photo the same as hers?
Pyscho: Mmmmmmmm Maya
Maya: What?
Pyscho: Stop Maya
Maya: What the?!
Pyscho: Am going to tell Mom Matthews *F*
Maya: Topanga?
Pyscho: You mean
Maya: Okay, you are definently not the real Riley, she would never swear.
Pyscho: Yes Maya
Pyscho: Swear what
Maya: She would never say the F word or the B word.
Pyscho: Mmmm when what bad word she would say mmmm
Maya: No she wouldn't say it!
Pyscho: Ftgtfhdndhd
Maya: What!?
Pyscho: dhdfhshfhsufhsfhwuequdensjfndjfdjfhdjfh
Maya: Huh?
Pyscho: Qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
Maya: What are you doing!?
Pyscho: Wwwwwwwwwwwwww *B*
Maya: How did you know me and Riley were fighting?
Pyscho: because I am Riley Matthews
Maya: No you are not.
Maya: She never swears!!
Maya: Hello?
Pyscho: Hi
Maya: No really. How do you know about that?
Maya: You still there?
Maya: Hello???
Pyscho: Hi
Pyscho: Riley is so mean
Pyscho: She told me your nuts
Pyscho: Maya are you there
Maya: I thought you said you were Riley?
Pyscho: No
Maya: You said you were

And that is the whole Maya-Pyscho conversation so far. It is very very awkward, how does she know we are fighting?! And why would she punk me by making me think Riley just might apologize!? So that is Pyscho, me and Auggie and disgusted by her and now Riley is talking to her and she made up with Auggie to tell him about it. So that is it on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, check back soon and watch out for Pyscho!

It's a Christmas Totally-Predictable-Outcome!

So, I have lots of totally-predictable-outcome news today. So we just returned from the Matthews family trip and it was epic. So on the way back, we thought we were gonna die because there were several car accidents on the roads and some people were loaded onto stretchers and everything. So we were scared we were gonna die. And then guess what happened? Some totally predictable outcome! Riley was being negative! Ooh, never seen that before. Not! Sarcasm alert. Yeah, the negativity scene has just left the station. Population: 1 (Riley Matthews). And 2 days ago on Quotev, she said she'd be normal from now on and then she went back to one of the main things that made her ab-normal. There are 2 things and she went back to one and it turns out, never left the other. So yay!! Not. So yeah there is her. And now me and Auggie hate her negativity because she is a jerk to us. And she also has a minor third main thing that makes her ab-normal, but not as major as the others. So I was getting sick of that too. So, Auggie doesn't mind the minor third thing, he actually kinda participates in it. But whatever, he's with me on the major things. So that was a HUGE totally predictable outcome. I betted 2 bucks with Auggie on Riley going back to ab-normal within the next 24 hours. He said she would, I said she wouldn't and he won because the ab-normal was back. So also another totally predictable outcome is that Quotev, yeah I was blocked again. Good times. So I made this journal, explaining how I didn't wanna get blocked again and how if someone reported me and got me blocked, it wouldn't be good and so the next time I come on, I am blocked. Great! Actually it is great, because me and Auggie checked his and he was blocked too and Riley was clearly blocked too, so it's not a total loss. So check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!

Saturday, December 6, 2014

It's a Christmas Miracle!

So Merry Christmas everyone, I know it's only the 6th but December is basically the month of Christmas. So I'm sorry I didn't get back to you sooner during the trip, we are going home tomorrow. So, so far we have been swimming on Friday night, my new friend Carol came with me and we talked and swam and made fun of the people we know. Then me and Riley went to bed together and Carol and her family slept in the basement. Then this morning, Riley manipulated her uncle (Mrs. Matthews's brother) into taking us to McDonalds for breakfast. Then we went to the mall with them and Me, Auggie and Riley's uncle all went to places and Mr. and Mrs. Matthews and Riley all went on their own. Then we met up for lunch and got Dairy Queen. So then after we came home and tried to figure out a game we bought called "Logo Party" which is about naming brands and logos. We couldn't figure it out, so we got all dressed up nicely and went to the mall. Me and Riley went and talked to Santa for a while about what we were doing this Christmas and whenever we walked by him, we all waved at each other. We are definently on the nice list this year. This would be my first time! So then we went to Target and looked at the smartphones and admired them. Then we were gonna get gifts for other people, but we didn't bother, we wanted to go look at the smartphones again. So then we went to Claires and I bought Riley a pair of silver earrings she wanted. I paid for one pair and took another pair but Riley made me put them back. I was taking them for her, I don't know why she didn't let me just take 'em. So then now we are back at her Uncle's, staying one more night. Oh and also I have a great Christmas miracle that your never gonna believe! We are finished our Quotev suspension and we are back on! I made a new account and I only have 14 followers, but I am only following 5 people, so I have my following-less-than-half-of-my-followers trend. So that's good, I'll get up there again! So we were suspended from Quotev in September and now we are back on! Whoo! So happy, I can't wait to be back! My username is Maya Hart, obviously, but if you join you can follow me at Quotev.com/MayaGMW Christmas Miracle everyone, amazing. So thanks for reading and keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Friday, December 5, 2014

The Hart Family's Distance

So today is the day we are officially going on the weekend trip. It won't be until 3:00pm today, I haven't even gone to school yet. So first off I need to do that and then when we get home, on Friday's school ends at 2:10pm, so then we will start packing and go. Mrs. Matthews this morning tricked me. Last weekend we were gonna go but we couldn't because of the awful weather conditions. She said that the roads are too bad and I freaked and she said she was kidding. I laughed, but I didn't it was almost a disappointment, I don't get those. So today is finally the day and you will hear about my trip while I'm on it, what I've done so far, how fun it was and what I am doing next. It'll be hugtastic! Sorry, Riley and Auggie are obsessed with this show called Henry Hugglemonster and they say things like "Hugtastic, Roarsome, Huggalicious" and even more. So yeah. Check back again soon and be sure to join me on my great adventures over the weekend, right here on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!