Aggravated Assault - Never Saw It Coming

Hey Blogger. So this may be a very very shocking story to hear. Tonight it was teen night at the leisure center, so me and my friends went. Then at the pool, some boys were hitting on me and Jax, doing everything they could to talk to us. Then on the main tube/ring, there were some native girls. About 6 of them and one boy. They started whispering about  us and mocked everything we said, which was weird. They did this for no reason. Then they started being racist against white people and correcting us about their nationality. They said that we will get off the tube first, and we refused to because that is what they wanted. After about a half hour or so, they gave up and got off. We had won the fight. I was proud and walked away. Then for the last hour, I played with my friends on a nearby  tube. Then after it was time to go, we got changed and headed out. The native gang girls were at the entrance. We speed walked outta there fast and they followed us centimeters behind me. Then once we were outside, the main girl shoved me. I turned around and said "leave us alone" there were way more of them than there were of us. They were all bigger than me also. Then the main girl slapped me in the face and punched and hit me in the arm. The thought of hitting this chick back crossed my mind, but I panicked and called for Mrs Matthews. The girls all ran inside in fear of trouble from Mrs Matthews, as I ran to the car crying. She wanted to go in and kick their butts for hitting me, but I insisted not to, as usual. Like when Lucas hit me, I told Sarah not to tell because I fear punishment from adults for being beaten up, I don't know why. Then we drove away as I told the story. They almost killed me, she would've if I hit her back, I know. I'm lucky to be alive. I feel so unprotected and unsafe, I'm gonna have nightmares as I shiver tonight. So here's a piece of advice, if anyone hits you, looking for a fight and they have  a gang with them, do not hit back. Ever. The gang will all kill you. Never hit back, please, it will make the situation better. Yell for an adult and they'll flee. Well anyways, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon.

Back 1 Million Lightyears Ago...

Hey Blogger, so today I thought I'd do sort of a blast from the past thing. So I'll be posting pictures of me when I was younger than 13 years old ('Cause lets be honest, 13 is when I became screwed WAY to early) and share the memories! :) Okay, so enjoy the get-to-know me when I was young. This is confidential, never shown on Girl Meets World, so those of ya reading are lucky!

This is me when I was 10 years old, I think. It was recently before Farkle's 8th Birthday party, when my head almost cracked doing that skateboarding trick. Then, I was at the elementary school talent show and I performed the song, Hurt by Christina Aguliera. I did pretty good, I'd say. I didn't win, but that's because Katie Goldman's seal impression was bang on!

I'm pretty sure I was 10 here as well. I don't know what I was doing. That was in my office in my house, and I'm pretty sure Riley took that. I don't know, we were bored kids with a camera on a rainy day, and that happened.

Shockingly, I was only 8 here. I would've guessed 11, but I look older for my age anyway. I was at some walmart premiere, I guess they were opening a new one in our town and I went to the opening. It was a block away from the Nighthawk Diner, so my mom wanted to show her support because they'd be business buddies together.

This is me when I was 11. I was just hanging around the shopping mall area with Gretchen and she wanted to do the selfie thing, so we took pictures in the middle of the New York City streets.

I was 9 or 10 here, singing in my basement because me and Riley were having a singing competition and Farkle was our judgemental judge. He didn't have a crush on me at that time, so guess who didn't win that competition?

This is me when I was 9, also in my basement. Me and Riley were doing our own talk show and we got Farkle to bring his expensive equiptment to film us so we could be on YouTube. Apparently, we did a perfect shot and except that Mr Matthews didn't let me and Farkle put it up online because he didn't want his daughter's 8-year-old face being published to just anyone online.

This is me at my Christmas Concert of 2010. My class was performing "Last Christmas" by that Wham artist and I had a solo, so I made myself look way older and stuff. I looked beautiful, no?

So that was my childhood memories and some I didn't even know I had until today, when I found them in my flip phone and dowloaded them onto my smartphone. So anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!

Spring Into Summer 2015

Hey blogger! Sorry for not being on so often, I guess I forget about my blog sometimes and I do only have my phone and the Matthews' computer, I don't have mine. So today in New York City, it is 50 degrees farenheight and 10 degrees celcius, a bit cloudy and rainy. It doesn't snow much anymore which means that Spring is coming! And then after spring is summer!! We are more than half was through the school year, up 'til June which means I am almost complete Grade 7 and Grade 8 could possibly be my next grade. I may fail 7, it's a possibility that I'll be a repeated student again. So it is getting nicer in the world and summer is upon us very soon! So I hope you guys are all doing well and have a good spring into summer!

Happy Spring and Summer 2015 everyone! Just checking in on you all and making sure that we are all still friends, friends forever. Glad I could write to you guys again, don't stop following and checking back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, because you don't know when my next post will be, keep up! I hope your all having a safe and fun time and I hope your all still watching Girl Meets World!

The Problem That Feels Like 99

Hey guys, sorry for not being on often, but I have a busy schedule with Girl Meets World and being grounded and the possibility of taking a plane to a new place and becoming this foreign exchange student. So sorry 'bout that! Anyways, so I have the known 99 problems but I might as well double it because I have one single problem that feels like 99. Seriously, it's #GettingOnMaNerves. And yes, I did mean to say "ma" instead of "my" because ma is what kids say these days, trust me. Now this girl Jax, is totally annoying because she thinks everything is her fault, when everyone CLEARLY states that it isn't. And she makes it her fault, by whining that it's her fault. Then when it isn't her fault, she thinks that all my friends who mattered to me can fight with me and then leave and I still have to be nice to her, like I'm in a good mood. Like no, seriously. That means she/they win and there's no way I'm gonna be upset about things that are important to me and act to the people who I couldn't care less about my relationship with, all happy like my important things matter less than her. Because they don't. I don't have a relationship with her from Girl Meets World that I give a rip about, so then she wins if I have to act possitive around her. When people tick me off, I am going to be negative no matter who I am around. And if she doesn't like it, she can not come around me. I am sick of her ratting me to Mrs Matthews. Because of her and her stupid yelling while Mrs Matthews is on the phone, we aren't getting our phones back and it's all her fault. That, is in no way forgivable. She starts bawling her soar eyes out because of a stupid yogurt tube. She ruined my system, I had the perfect amount until they ruined it. Farkle did. Now I'm supposed to be all positive with Jax, like no way! Screw her, screw that. I am not being emotionally beat up by the people who I have relationships with that actually matter, than be expected to be positive with the people who I couldn't care less about my relationship with. I'm sick of her expecting so much of me, and it's not happening anymore. I'm not going to be happy with her when the people I care about are being rude to me then I never hear from then again. I don't care about Farkle, he ruined my system and made me mad and of course it was him, why would it be someone Jax knew? She cares about herself more than me or anyone else so she throws my friends under the bus rather than hers. It ain't happening anymore. She isn't doing that. If someone I care about, and I care about my episodes relationship with everyone, backstabs me, I will be negative to anyone who comes around me unless it's someone who I really care about and can put me in a good mood, and Jax is not one of those people. Nobody not from my show is one of those people and never will be one of those people. Well anyway, she can expect all she wants of me but I ain't reaching her expectations. If my friends are mean to me, I take it out on anyone around. If you don't wanna take it, get out of my face already. Anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon.

The Popularity Test

Hey Blogger, so today I did something that I don't normally do. I call it The Popularity Test. So I decided to badazzle myself up to looking like one of those cheap popular girls and see what happens, and test my theory that popularity isn't based on "how nice you are" and stuff that your annoying parents tell you. It's based off who has the coolest clothes and wearing brand names, hair styles and makeup. Was I right? Yes. So I wore stupid brand name stuff that we got from Riley's older cousin, Mackenzie, and straightened my hair flatter than the bathroom floor and went to school like that. So you could probably imagine how I looked, pin straight thin hair and stupid pink brand name stuff and so guess what happens? First period we had gym class. We had to get into partners and as soon as the teacher said "Go!" one of the two most popular girls in my class immediately said "Maya, wanna be my partner" and I of course agreed. So it was me and her for badmintion, then we were called on to get into a group of 4 so we went with her best friend's group. Yeah, she partnered with me before her best (popular) friend. So then we were in a group of 4 and then after gym, I went to english when I got buzzed to the office to get my penicl case I left at the Matthews' apartment. So then I went to my locker to drop off my science homework (I also forgot at the Matthews') and the other one of the two most popular girls were there. "Maya, I love your hair!" she said. "Thanks" I replied. "Is it naturally curly?" she asked. "Yeah, so it takes longer to straighten than to curl, that's why I usually don't do it this way" I replied. "Well it looks cute!" she said. I smiled as she walked to class. Then I can't remember what happened after that, the point is, wearing hair like the popular girls and brand name clothing is what makes popularity what it is, not being nice to everyone and making the world a better place with the golden rule! That's how parents see it, and that's wrong. I proved them wrong with the scientific test and have living breathing proof! This doesn't really have a lesson behind it, but honestly don't wear clothes you don't like and do your hair the way everyone else does, even if you don't like it because it's not worth it. If being popular is that important, do me and yourself a favor and don't drag on about it because if they don't like you for you, that's their problem not yours. Okay there is a lesson behind this. So anyway, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

Keep Calm and Love What I Love!

Hey Blogger, so earlier today Auggie wrote a nasty blog post about me at his blog, Auggie's Blog of Coloring and Mr Googly and he actually got a "Keep Calm and Hate Maya" picture and posted it to the public! Stubborn! So that made me realize that they have a "Keep Calm" picture for everything and I mean EVERYTHING. So I am going to post one for everything that I do like and ones that represent me!

Okay, this one obviously. I am Maya, so obviously, Keep Calm and Love Maya is clearly a captian obvious one! So I also chose colors that represent me! I will for each one too!

This one is dedictaed to my pride and joy, Declan! Of course I love him and he is the second one because he is one of the most important people in my life! I love Declan and if you hurt/hate him, I will kill you, I swear.

This one's kind of a biggie, I hate homework and never do it! I have nobody to help me with it so I don't do it, it's just that simple. Besides, teachers get our days, let's take back our nights, who's with me?

Aww come on, I love Riley! She's my best friend and I adore her! I never knew how bad I was to her at some points until I saw someone else do to someone else, what I did to her. I realized, "That's how I look and sound?" and I felt bad for her and anyone I trashed her to. I'll never do that again, I love her to pieces and not because I want some reputation at church or anywhere.

This one comes back to Declan, I babysit him and that's the main reason I posted this! This one's also for Riley and Turner too, babysitting! I will for sure see Declan before I go off the camp this weekend, so I'm happy!

Well thanks captain obvious, I love Girl Meets World and I am on it! You can't care about a single word I am saying right now if you don't like Girl Meets World! The season finale's airing on March 27th, don't miss it!

Oh come on guys!! If your reading this, you gotta love my blog, it's awesome!! You get to hear about the daily life of your favorite Girl Meets World star! This blog is legit, no?

I love tuna! I love the tuna melts at my mom's diner, but tuna is like the most delicious fish ever! If you don't like tuna, you've got a problem, seriously.

I love all my amazing friends! Riley, Farkle and Lucas (and Jax of course) are all amazing friends who have been with me, like there with me like alot of the time! I don't have the best things to say right now, but they are all pretty nice right now, so I love 'em! Were workin' at it, really.

Well I am the rebel of all of my friends, enhance starting the homework rebellion. I'm more the cool and popular rebel girl of the group, but that's not much to say, right?

How could I forget this? I love New York City and am proud to live in my country! I always wear NYC logo shirts and stuff because I love living here, I'm a city girl!

Okay so that is it for keeping calm for now, so all I can say now is keep calm and check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon! Later haters, and see ya all again soon!

Just a Little Girl - The Real Thing

Hey Blogger, so last night we sorted out our differences with everyone, kinda. Well everyone else ended up okay and I....did not. Luckily, I had Mr Matthews who was there and he made sure I was okay. One thing you can do is make a little girl cry and then you could also show no consideration whatsoever. So I decided that I want to be no different with anyone than I was on Girl Meets World. I want to be exactly the same in every single way and that is my goal. "Let's talk to the one who's made it her life goal to be normal...Maya?" Mr Matthews said when we were trying to work everything out. Jax and I both decided that we want to be just like we were then, and I have a new moto for that. "If I wouldn't do it, I'm not goin' through it" and yes, I am aware I rhymed it with it but still, it's catchy. So then after Jax's dad came and space invaded us (just kidding), Jax and Matt went to bed with him on the top bunk and me, Auggie and Mr Matthews stayed on the bottom. That's not exactly how it was going to go, I had to fight for my spot, which I decided not to. Mr Matthews was going to go to bed with me and Auggie and then Shawn said that he wanted to go with them, and at this point, I'd been hooked to Mr Matthews all night, wrapped in a blanket, and it was something new when I actually said a word. I was on the verge of crying, I had nowhere to go, nobody to go to and I was all kinds of upset. Then Shawn wanted to go with Mr Matthews (and Auggie) and when he asked to, Mr Matthews looked at me. "Maya?" he asked. "I'll sleep on the couch" I said getting up and nearly walking out the door. "No, Maya! Wait!" Mr Matthews said. I walked back and sat on the bed. "Shawn, can you sleep on the couch?" Mr Matthews asked. "I want to sleep with you though, I don't wanna go on the couch!" he said. "Well Maya's only a little girl and she's upset and I don't want to leave her alone like this" Mr Matthews explained. Shawn was mad that Mr Matthews was more considerate of what I was doing, instead of him but logically, who should get the spot? The 14-year-old little girl who is too upset to say a single word, or the grown man with no excuse whatsoever? So Mr Matthews started arguing that I should get the spot and I would probably emotionally die if I was left alone on that couch. Shawn started bringing up Riley and as upset as I was, I was highly annoyed of the topic. I don't care if we talk about general Riley, but when someone is fighting for her nasty behaviours, I flip. But I didn't this time, I could barely say a word. Mr Matthews was kinda flipping, but only because he was right. So then adventually Shawn decided to go find Riley or whatever. "At least we don't have to worry about where he's gonna go now!" Auggie said happily. Mr Matthews nodded his head in agreement and that was that. Apparently I am apart of this family, and I am glad to be, I'm just...I don't know. I have to go shopping with Mrs Matthews and Auggie now, so I'd better go get dressed and such, so check back soon bye!