Honest to God, If I Could I Would...

Hey Blogger, so last night after we went swimming, which was #Awesome, we came home and ate cereal for a bedtime snack, I know weird and then we went upstairs and Riley was unessecarily praising her hamster. Oh my gosh, that thing is like her god!! Honestly she praises it like it will kill her if she doesn't. I hated it more in the beginning of it's arrival here, but it wore off because Riley praised it less. She treated it normally for a while, and not better than she treated people. Whenever she does anything unnesessary with it, that's when I get mad. Like every single time she gets home, she goes up there to say hi to it. It can't talk!! It doesn't understand a word we are saying and probably doesn't love us as much as Riley and Mrs Matthews says it does. Hamster have no emotions, you can get more of a face out of a cat! And that's a cold hard fact, cats have more emotions than hamsters. I don't know about ferrets, Ginger doesn't show much emotion. Speaking of Ginger, I spend everyday with her for less than a week and then she was my normal pet. Ginger is not my god, that would be down right AWKWARD. I love Ginger, she's my pet, I really do but I don't go singing my praises to her like she's my mother or any human being for that matter. Okay sure show more love to Ginger than my mother, but my mother is messed up, our relationship is on a rocker so it makes sense. If I had an average mother, no way would I praise Ginger. Like honestly, she spends the last 5 minutes before we go back to school when we come home for lunch, saying goodbye to the hamster, it doesn't care if you say bye, it doesn't know your saying bye and it doesn't know what bye means!! I don't care if she loves it to death, but when she starts valuing it more than people, that's where it becomes a problem. It is a problem when she values it over people and when she gives it unessecary treatment like saying goodbye to it for the last 5 minutes of the day. Otherwise, I don't care at all how much she loves it, I am just sick of it being ahead of me and everyone else in her life. Did it change her diapers, has it been her brother for the past 5 years, as it been her best friend for the past 6 years, has it been crushing on her since the 1st grade, does she have a crush on it? Okay well that last one is relatively possible considering the way she treats that thing. It would be awkward, really awkward, but hey it's awkward enough that it is her god and role model, it wouldn't surprise me if she fell in love with it after that. And okay, sure Auggie looks up to me, I know that. I told him last night that I have a plan that's actually gonna work to get him out of this with me, but at least I'm a person!! A 5-year-old seeing a 14-year-old as his role model is not nearly as creepy as Riley looking up to the hamster. And before I generated the plan to get Auggie out of this, right before I left Riley's room last night, I realized she is always rude to me, treating that hamster better than me and so she leaves me no choice. She literally ditched on me and like I said to Auggie, I have nowhere else to go. She wants Auggie to stop looking up to me, she needs to stop valuing the hamster more than people, otherwise no deal. And I can get Auggie out of this, I still can't believe I didn't think of this plan before, he'll be out of it for sure if I really want him to. But with the hamster being Riley's god, I'll stick with being Auggie's. Honest to God, I can get Auggie out of this and I mean it. But I realized why I've been leaning on him so much. Riley is always mean to me (sometimes about the hamster) and she ditches me and I have nobody else to cry to and nowhere else to go. I realized it when Riley was kicking me out last night and I said "Well I'm just going to Auggie!" and that's when it hit me. I always go to him because she leaves me and I have nowhere else to go to. I deserve to love the friend that stayed, Riley leaves Auggie stays, and she wonders why we are the way we are. I can end this with Auggie and it will work. If it doesn't, I would not go on the computer for a week, no joke. But I'm not going to do it, change Auggie because of the hamster praised god. So yeah, nice talk and thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and I'm glad I've made myself clear.

Man, I've always wanted to do that! If you get in my biggest problem pictures, you have to have done something really bad, and not just once, over a period of time. My mom has been on this, she's done something wrong most of my life. Riley's been on this, hello she was a jerk before the hamster arrived and has been from September-January/Present. And now this hamster is joining it, being praised for over a period of time from November-present. Feels good to put people on this! Your not lucky if you don't get on it, your unlucky if you do get on it. My Biggest Problem #3 - The Hamster God.

Overexaggerated, Overdramatic

Hey Blogger, sorry I haven't been on in a while, I got busy with Google+ and notifications. Before I get to the point of this post, I would like to say that on Google+ there has been this problem with impersonation and someone I know on there finally got the guts to get on there and impersonate me, that person is seriously pushing it. So they claimed my blog as their own and because of that I had to drop my Blogger Profile and revert to Google+ profile as my blogger one and that made me really sad. That profile's been with me for as long as I can remember and because of Farkle and everyone supporting the impersonater, I had to revert it. Okay so now for the point. Last night, Mr and Mrs Matthews went out with their friend, actually it was Declan's mom!!!! Declan was in my dream last night and so was Daniel Ritcher. It was awesome!! Anyway, so then Riley texted me in the middle of our fight to meet her at the bay window at 9:30 and when I looked it was 9:33 and I didn't have my phone with me so I missed it and felt sooo terrible. Then I replied and said okay and Mr and Mrs Matthews were leaving and me and Auggie pretended to get in bed like nothing was gonna happen. After they left, I told Auggie to stay in bed, that I'd be right back. I went and knocked on Riley's door and asked if she still wanted to talk. She said there was something she needed to talk about but she had something else to say first. It was about Declan and Turner and the chances of never getting to see them again if our parents get in a fight. So then we got off topic and Farkle showed up at the window and we shut him out. Then downstairs, he buzzed in and Auggie being unaware that we were trying to keep him out, he went and let him in. We were talking downstairs for a bit then we went upstairs again and played with Kiwi. Then we heard a noise and went into Mr and Mrs Matthews room and turned on the TV. Riley texted her mom and she said not to worry. Me and Auggie were gonna go downstairs to get my phone when Riley joined us and we all went. We were defending ourselves with words by saying things like "My dads home, you better run" well Riley said that. Me and Auggie were just continously saying "Hello, Hello, Hello" and then once I grabbed my phone, everyone screamed and ran back into their room. Then I told them the Case of the Camrose Kitty, a story about teens microwaving a cat. Then after we all decided to go to bed, we got in and were talking a bit and Riley was being all "I wanna go to bed" negative. So me and Auggie tried not to bother with her. We were talking amongst ourselves when we heard the door opening and his parents were back with Ronnie. "Come on Augg" I said getting out of bed to go see them. "Hey! What about me?! You guys are mean!" Riley complained. "You were being all negative and wanting to go to bed" I said. "Yeah, we thought you wouldn't wanna get up" Auggie replied. "Well I'm not now that they're home" she complained. "Well how should we have known that!?" Auggie muttered as we walked out of the room. We all went and greeted the adults and they sent us up to bed. Then I was crying about how whenever Riley fights with me, she takes it out on Auggie. Like when my friends online are cyberbullying Farkle, he takes it out on me and I apologized for him having to go through that. Then we got my phone and started singing songs for hours. Down stairs we heard Mrs Matthews and Ronnie singing their hearts out on the computer, they were doing the same thing we were except downstairs and we had a phone while they were using the computer. Then after we were getting tired, we went downstairs to tell them they were being too loud. They were both only wearing their bras and still regular pants, they just had no shirts on. Auggie hugged his mom and told her to quiet down. Then we went upstairs and went to sleep. Then this morning Riley and Farkle came to me and stood in front of me saying "Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya" until I answered. "What, What!?" I cried. They both sat on one side of me and squeezed me to death. "O-Okay" I said squirming out. "Were sorry" they both said. So we all ended up making up and that was all over. I wrote the majority of this post before they apologized so I don't mean for it to sound like I hate anyone, I love them both to death! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

My Biggest Problem (New Feature Pt. 2)

Hey Blogger, so anyone remember my post from August "Two Days Too Soon: Disney's Premiere" where I wrote about the current new episode at the time, Girl Meets Maya's Mother. I wrote about my mother and how she was my biggest problem. I even had a picture of her up that said "My Biggest Problem" across it. Guess what? Months later, I have a new biggest problem and her name is none other than Riley Matthews. She is my biggest problem and as a tribute to my old post "Two Days Too Soon: Disney's Premiere" I am gonna make something very similar to that post. I've been wanting to do this for MONTHS!!!

I could not wait for this day!!! I finally get to announce, Riley Matthews. MY BIGGEST PROBLEM!

Twice Innocent, Twice More Than Ever Before!

Hey Blogger, so guess what? Today I had my Monday's meeting on Tuesday about that girl in my class from my previous post "Bark Up Your Own Tree" and it went well. We got down to the situation and turns out I'm not completely innocent? Shocking? Not yet, you just wait. I was guilty for one thing and one thing only. The day I had enough, I got ticked at her for making fun of my ping pong skills that I attempted to whip a ball at her head. I admitted right there, in front of the principal that I did that. But I did nothing else, that is shocking. In gym class days ago she said "Your almost as bad at ping pong as you are at volleyball, I was at camp, I saw how terrible you were" she said. Then in the meeting today she said "Oh what camp? I never went to the camp while you were there!!" and she knew it, KNEW it that she was there. She knew she was lying and I could tell. She admitted it days ago and now lies to both me and the principal, she knows I know. She just tried to convince the principal otherwise. So it ended and Sarah begged me to tell her what had happened. I kinda told her but I kept being cut off by classes and stuff and kept saying "Tell ya later" and never finished. I'll tell her tomorrow. Also, something else very surprising, I was innocent in another situation, this one also today and more recent. So Riley suggested we go outside and for most of today she's been a bit negative, but not enough to say anything. So I kept it to myself until we went outside and it was clearly awkward and I wasn't up to facing sitting outside in the awkwardness with her. So I said on the silent walk, I suggested we go back. Confused, she asked why and I explained why it was awkward. "Your always negative! You've been negative for the past 3 days!" she complained. What the heck? I have to admit, I wasn't nominated Preppiest Princess but I wasn't being negative. I hadn't been negative for a while, not noticably at all. I've been happy since like Saturday I think. Yeah, I've been satisfied since then and I have proof to prove it. So I was so happy because we were going back like episodes us and I was so happy, that it fell naturally to act like episodes me. You know because you've seen Girl Meets World and you know how I act when everyone else acts normal so that was how I naturally acted. I haven't been acting anymore negative than episodes me. You cannot tell me that episodes me was more positive than this. And if you were to tell me this, you would be lying or clueless to who episodes me is. In Riley's case, I'm gonna split it. She's lying and she doesn't really know me, clearly. Her accusing me of negativity proves she doesn't know me at all. So you wonder why I am appearing negative? Unless your Riley, you are not wondering that because anyone else wouldn't suspect that. That's just Maya, that's just who I am. I'm not preppy, that I am not. So yeah, there's your answer. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, feel free to comment in the comment section below, share your opinions, I don't bite or cyberbully. If you make a rude comment I will remove it. Thanks for reading and check back again soon!

CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down

Hey Blogger, I'm betting your wondering what that awkward title is about. So I'll tell ya. Today the majority of our Girl Meets World cast went skating and it was awesome! We all split up in groups. The groups were:

• Me, My mom, and Shawn.
• Riley, Lucas and Farkle
• Auggie and Mr Matthews
• Ava and Mrs Matthews #Yikes

And I think that was it. I thought there were more groups, but there's only 4. So then in my group, my mom and Shawn teamed up and tried to beat me around the rink. I was not going down alone, I knew that. So I remembered back to the summer of 2nd-3rd Grade and I remembered I had private skating lessons with Gretchen and her gang that Gretchen payed for with her extra money, so I was a well skater and I remembered Gretchen was too, so I called her to come and help me kick some butt. When she arrived, we spotted my mom and Shawn on the ice rink and were determined to beat them. They were ahead of us for a while. Then me and my mom teamed up and Gretchen and Shawn teamed up (I know, weird pair) and they took the team name of "Female Olympian Champions" or something and we took the team of the "Winning Waitresses" me and my mom did, their team name was way better than ours. "Why didn't you just succeed in acting and then we could'a been the All-Star Actresses" I said. My mom agreed and we went off to beat those Female Olympians. Yes, I am well aware Shawn is no female, but Gretchen came up with the name. Then me and my mom were always on a certain side of the rink where little kids were falling and old people were going slow and I was almost tripping because people were cutting us off. The other side of the rink was clear to go fast. "Ugh, this is like the idiot zone" I complained. Me and my mom started talking about that and I said "CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" and we laughed as I described how I would make a CAUTION sign out of that. Then I said "CAUTION" and made a weird pose and I looked like an idiot, because that was the point. "Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" I finished. That made my mom laugh so hard, the pose of me doing the idiot move. Then by the end, we all had to go and get slurpees.

Now I described that sign when we were on the ice rink and decided to make my own. Yes, this is the "CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" sign that I picture in my head. Yeah, the drawing of the person was too good to be a falling idiot, but I tried. So you know when you picture something in your head and you never get to see it for real? This is not one of those situations. That is my CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down sign that I pictured and me being an artist, I made it into something. The person was close to actually how I looked doing the idiot move, but I drew it too well. It looks like a pro skater, but it is meant to be someone losing their balance, in which, looking like an idiot. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

The 99 Problems (Still The Issues)

Hey Blogger, as you all know, well those of you who've been with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart since it started, will know that I made a blog post, early in the blog, so way back in August, I made a post called "The 99 Problems (The Official Issues)" and it was mostly an introduction to all the problems of my life. So I listed many problems that I was having with my life and it was a fairly long list, I think it had 29 things on it. So I will once again, make that list, the exact one but cross off the things that are not longer a problem, but add things that have became a problem since August 27th 2014, when I made the list. The ones I add will be bolded, meaning they are the ones that didn't occur then, but occur now. So let's see what is still apart of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!


1. I have to go to school

2. I am failing every class in school

3. Girl Meets Crazy Hat is the worst episode that kills me

4. Everyone ships me with Lucas
5. I am the only kid in 7th Grade with a flip phone

6. My history teacher is my best friend Riley Matthews' dad

7. I am not currently staying with my parents

8. My father moved out of our house soon after I was born

9. My mom pays no attention to me

10. My father has another family

11. I have nobody at home helping me with my homework

12. My friend Riley is trying to save me from life

13. The phone I now have was boughten by Riley's father, not mine

14. Another terrible episode is Girl Meets World of Terror (I used to love it)

15. I only have one decent and normal friend

16. I practically live for myself

17. I feed myself, get myself up every morning, shop for myself

18. I take care of myself at home

19. My mother can't afford to raise me

20. My mother works as a struggling waitress

21. My mother would rather persue her dream of becoming an actress rather than raising me

22. It kills me that I can't get to Lucas

23. I have a blue and grey flip phone, being the only one in the class

24. I struggle with school and living at home

25. Farkle Minkus, the most obnoctious kid in school has a crush on me

26. I'm worried about falling for Farkle

27. I am gifted at art rather than martial arts

28. The closest thing to a 'romance' I have is with...Farkle
29. My mom usually forgets my Birthday
30. My friendships are all outta wack
31. I'm struggling with my reputation
32. I have this really rude friend, stealing my stuff all the time.
33. I have this bad habit of creating an ab-normal bond with Auggie.
34. Riley is often negative and doesn't wanna be my friend (sometimes)

Okay, so I have crossed out a couple and have added a couple, now I'm going to calculate how many issues I have and see if it is over August 27th's count, so 29+ or under, 28- let's see!

Okay, so the calculated total of Maya's official issues is 28! I have one less issue now than I did then, including the new ones. So I guess we can call that progress, right? Right...no. Not really. I've got one less problem! Yeah, so that's my official issues of January 2015 compared to August 2014. So in 5 months, I will be posting another official issues post to see if I've increased or decreased. I've decreased by one since August and you can call that progress. Let's hope for 27- next time, which will be in the end of June, so just as summer begins. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!

If I Forgot To Say, I'm Saying Now...

Hey Blogger, so it has been about 1-2 days now since everything has changed. Yes, my life has changed and me being me, that's usually not a good thing. But this time, it is different. Changed. I have forgotten to say, that everything has changed and I'm happy about it, life is good and I couldn't be happier with my friends and family. This is the happiest I've been with my people relationships since August and I am so very happy with everyone! I've felt this sense of over-welming joy that I haven't actually said thank you for. I am sooo thankful for the improvance of Riley, for one. She has worked so hard and there are some things she has done in the past 48 hours that has actually surprised me, I didn't think she was even capable of anymore. I am so thankful for Shawn, he's always there for me and always helping me out. I know he'll take care of me and I'm so very thankful. I am also surprised and impressed about the effort my mom has put into making a change and trying to get to know the daughter she probably didn't realize she had half my life. Those people have gave it their all and have suceeded hugely and I am so happy, so impressed and life is great. Thanks to all those people, I'm sorry I haven't said it sooner.

If I've forgotten to say it, I'm saying it now...