Saturday, January 17, 2015

Precious Memories Made

Hey Blogger, so I really enjoyed my 14th Birthday! It is official! Penny got me $2 #ThanksPenny, Farkle gave me my gift back, just like I gave to him. He gave me Zook/Nightmares and a Finding Nemo book, I don't even know what that one was about. Riley gave me my mom, the best gift I could ask for, and she gave me a beautiful necklace. I have such an amazing family, and it doesn't mean they're all biologically related to me. Friends and Family match up in my eyes. I enjoyed my birthday so much this year, I was hoping you could enjoy it with me, so I will post some of my birthday memories of 2015:

This one's my favorite. Me and my mom, like we've never been before. I've never really known how it feels to have a mother, one that's there like that. It's kinda special, something I've been missing out on all 14 years of my life.

Yeah, as evil as I look, it's kinda funny! That old rope trick was pretty good, not that I was happy with it at the time.

Then having to get out of that took some effort, for sure. Not my effort of course, but it surely wasn't the highlight of my day.

Shawn is also something special. Someone who's been where I have all his life, even longer than I have. Who knew someone could be so similar to you, be going through the exact same thing, when I told myself I was the only one.

Best friends are also something special. Even if it is just for your birthday. That's sorta where I'm at now. I thought so highly of her yesterday, when she made that birthday surprise and saying she even worked on it at school, made my birthday. Then today she accuses me of something so very stupid. I mean if I actually did that, she hacked my account at 7:36pm on the night I made my recentest video. It's just the only possible truth.

My birthday cake this year was also something else! It looks pretty girly but tasted like heaven! So having that cake made me feel 14 and proud of it too. Being the only 14-year-old in 7th Grade isn't my favorite, but I failed elementary and that's something I gotta live with. The cake was amazing and I thank my mom for getting it just for me!

Memories made are something that cannot be erased. That birthday present was one of the best things my mom has ever done for me. I know she hasn't paid much attention to me over the past 14 years but I am well aware of her true lifestyle even if other people aren't. I know it took so much to get that for me and I'm beyond thankful, I am.

So my birthday was a true hit, honestly, it could not have been more successful. Thank you to everyone who contributed to making it special! I appreciate everyone in my life and I'm thankful for what has changed for the greater good. And I don't just mean everyone I know, I mean you guys on here too. Everyone who has left me encouraging messages, who make my day when I see their comments. I got over 20 "Happy Birthday Maya" messages yesterday and a few this morning. Thank you all for caring so much, I couldn't ask for better followers, family and friends! Check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon and thank you all, again!

Maya Hart - The Guilt Trip (What the Heck Did I Do!)

Hey Blogger, so today I will tell you about how I took the guilt trip. It was a while ago. Yeah, that's what I'm going with. There is no precise time, well there is but you can't make me talk! Haha, anyway...So there was a time I felt I had a right to do something. The general human being had no right, but I was in a situation of necessity and I had a right to after all this time. Then after what I did, I got rewarded well sure I did, but I really didn't deserve it. So maybe I had no right to. I had to right to do what I did and I also had no right to accept any reward. But I did both those things and now I am taking a guilt trip. The question is, what the heck did I do!? Why would I do something like that? Well I know why, but I wish I hadn't. Guilt trip. I knew it was too good to be true, Maya Hart apparently really IS the opposite of innocent. It's not called the Innocent Trip, now is it? I honestly believe I did not make up the phrase "guilt trip" but I don't know where I would've got it from.






So I couldn't find any online quotes that relate to my situation (PS. I had a feeling I was the only one going through this problem) so I decided to make my own! Yes, you can tell I wrote them because, well I signed them at the bottom and you can google those quotes and they won't show up on other images (unless someone thought of exactly what I did) because I already tried searching quotes that represent me and there were none. So I may be the one who will make someone a wonderful fortune cookie. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!

The Last Minute Birthday

Hey Blogger, guess what? Last night I got to watch the new episode on the Matthews DVR and I was really happy to see it. It was a good episode! And also last minute, Riley locked in their parents room for a while, I re-watched a couple minutes of the new episode, I don't know I was bored. Then Riley came back in wearing a fancy dress and I was confused. She took me into Auggie's room where she set up an end-of-the-day Birthday party for me. All of our friends were in there and they all yelled "Happy Birthday Maya!" and I least expected it because my birthday was basically over. It was 9pm. So Riley gave me a box that said "Maya's Birthday Wishes" and I opened it and it had birthday notes from everyone. She told me to close my eyes and pick one out randomly. Everyone's was amazing. They all read their's and they were all so beautiful. I will keep those forever. My 14th Birthday, 20 years from now I'll find them boxed up somewhere and remember that. But the weird thing was, Riley's wasn't in there, but I didn't realize that until later. So then we all sang Take on The World and a Brithday Build-a-Bear song. Then she said some certain people got me a present, and I was all in for that. Farkle got me Zook, his creepy stuffed animal that we all scream in horror at. I remembered on his Birthday when I got him "nightmares" by reading him a story about a human-killing serial killer. Then he gave me nightmares in return by giving me Zook. That made me laugh because he still remembered from September. Penny gave me all her cash, $2.15. I appreciated that. I could buy my lunch with that. "There's one more" Riley said handing me her note from the wish box. She read it and it ended with "I hope you like my gift" and I was confused, because I didn't remember her getting me anything in specific. Then my mom came in and gave me a present box. I opened it and it was a necklace. It was soo beautiful. I was sooo happy and shocked. "What about all that money you lost?" I asked. "I used all I had to get this for you" she said. "What about our house?" I asked. "I figured your birthday was more important" I smiled. "Thank you, mom. It's beautiful" she hugged me and stood with everyone else. It was the best birthday I've ever had. Better than my 7th, that's for sure. So that was my last minute birthday. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!

Friday, January 16, 2015

Maya to Declan - Give Back Today

Hey Blogger, so Declan gave me the best birthday present I could ask for, considering I was kinda upset at the beginning of the day and until I went to him, so I decided to make some awesome tributes to Declan Rankin, the best little spirit-lifter I know!






These are all my beautiful tributes to Declan! I love and miss him sooo much! I can't wait until I see him again, he is the best birthday present I could ever ask for!

The Best Birthday Present Yet!

Hey Blogger, so you won't believe what I just did! I actually went to see Declan! It was the best ever! I read him like 2 and a half story books and played with him in his room and in Turner's room. I was teaching him to walk down the stairs. I taught him up and down but I didn't fully do it because he was practicing in his life before I showed up and I still had to holds his hands. He was going faster than me, I complimented him on that. We went to see crying Turner and before me and Declan went into the room where Riley was comforting Turner as he cried, I put my finger on my lip and said "Shhh" to Declan and he repeated what I did. As we went in, Declan kept going "Shhh" with his finger on his lip and he was doing that as we went to get Ronnie for Riley, she couldn't calm Turner down on her own anymore. In one of the books me and Declan read, it had a shopping list and showed the items and I taught Declan to say them all. He always said "butter" it was cute. I taught him butter, cream, potatoe, orange and I forget the last one. He said them all proudly. I loved spending precious time with Declan! It was awesome and the best times ever! Every moment I spend with Declan is awesome! We are going rollerblading with them sometime soon. Mrs Matthews and Ronnie talked about it. Owen and Auggie were in the basement like the whole time, but I knew he was enjoying his time with Owen and he knew I was enjoying my time with Declan so me and Auggie never communicated. I was still the best. I miss communicating with Declan instead of Auggie! It's not that Auggie's bad, it's that Declan's good. I always gave Declan shoulder rides and he had so much fun. At the end we were saying bye to each other and I kept repeating saying "Bu-bye" and we kept repeating it to each other than at the same time as him, I could tell what he was gonna say so I said it at the same time as him and he laughed so hard. He was shaking my head and patting my head and he even sneezed on me a couple times. I held him upsidedown as he laughed so hard. He loves me so much like I love him and I could really see it in the end. He's so comfortable with me too. He loves me like I love him, I know that, I could really see it today. Knowing that is the best birthday present I could ever ask for. Everyone even says "Declan loves Maya and Turner loves Riley" and it is true. It's always been like that. Declan and Maya, Riley and Turner. Just the way it's always been. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!


Maya's 14th Birthday!

Hey Blogger, so today is officially my 14th Birthday! January 16th 2001 was exactly 14 years ago! Mr Matthews asked me if I felt like I was 14 and I said I didn't feel any different, which is natural. I don't even know if I'm 14 yet because I don't know what time I was born at. So turning 14 is kinda weird, I think I may be the oldest kid in 7th Grade. I'm supposed to be in Grade 8 because I was held back in elementary school. So as today is my birthday, that means that Girl Meets Master Plan, my birthday episode is airing tonight! So everyone please enjoy that and don't be afraid to tell me what you think of the episode afterwards!





Okay, I know that last one was a little childish, but hey, it's my birthday. Go big or go home. So my birthday only comes once a year and I'm glad it isn't 7 years ago, on my 7th birthday. #WorstBirthdayEver. So spending my birthday at school on one of the worst scheduled days is gonna be epic. Not. So wish me the best of luck on my 14th Birthday! I know I probably won't get to see my mom on my birthday, but that's okay. Yeah, it'll be fine. I'm just turning 14 not dying. So anyway thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to wish me a happy Birthday! (And check back soon)

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Always Gonna Be Everyday's Tomorrow

Hey Blogger, disappointing news, we didn't get to go to Declan and Turner's today like we were promised, like I told you all yesterday on "It's Only a Day Away..." where Mrs Matthews said we were going today, which we aren't. We didn't go. She "forgot" to text Ronnie. She said she will tomorrow, but I'm starting to believe that it is gonna be tomorrow tomorrow. It's always gonna be everyday's tomorrow. "Tomorrow" Mrs Matthews will say. The next day, "Tomorrow." The next day, "Tomorrow" and it is just gonna be everyday's tomorrow. So that is just excellent. I rarely ever get to see Declan and the time between the times I do see him are longer periods than I was planning for. So that is awful. So wish me luck on going to Declan's tomorrow, because tomorrow is my birthday, it may be a birthday present. Check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!