Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Asking For My Own Rights (The Truth About Her)
So, I am pretty sure unless you've accessed my blog pages, some way, somehow, you have no idea what has been going on lately with me. It seems to you like I've been living my normal life with my friends and everything's been as usual as Girl Meets World is. Well no. Girl Meets World has become Spirit-Killer Meets Their Victim. Girl has always been Riley and World has always been the subject. Well Riley's killer and I'm her victim, you don't even wanna know. So, you know that whole respecting people and never making "someone who cares about you feel under-appreciated" (Mr. Matthews words, he wasn't wrong) and all that other people before yourself thing, never hurting anyone else. Well, apparently for Riley she's an angel on camera and a spirit-killer in the truth. So for the past week and a half she has been ignoring me, ditching on me and doing anything she can think of to make me well aware that she isn't my friend anymore. "Well, Maya there's gotta be a reason for it!" You might think. Well, yes, yes there is. The reason is, there is nothing "in it for her" being my friend so she ignores me. Yeah, she gets nothing but someone who cares about her 10x more than she does them and that isn't good enough for the great Riley Matthews, now is it? No, no it isn't! There has to be something "in it" for a person to be my friend, well that's pitty, the last person I'd wanna be friends with! Who wants to be friends with someone who doesn't treat you with the respect and rights you deserve because there's nothing in it for them to be your friend!? Nobody! Not a single person. I bet I could survey my whole school asking the question "Would you wanna be friends with someone who will only be your friend if there's something in it for them?" I bet EVERY SINGLE PERSON would say no. If there has to be something in it for her, well let's put something in it, shall we!? Why not! So, then you give it to 'er if she agrees to treat you with the respect you deserve. Agreed. 20 seconds later (LITERALLY) she starts kissin' up to you because 20 seconds ago you offered her something and she doesn't care about me! She wants what she wants and she's faking being nice to be, acting, because she wants something! Outrageous! And then guess what? She can't even pretend to care about me for a dang hour! Not one! She did it for under and hour and then she started being rude to me! Okay, so I'll tell you how this goes tomorrow morning, I have a whole night with her unless she fakes sick and gets her parents pittying on her again. So, tell ya how this goes tomorrow.
To Kindergarten and Back
Okay, so today is going to be a little bit different than usual. Riley got sick last night and left me alone in Auggie's bedroom. Auggie slept in Riley's bedroom and Riley slept with Mr. and Mrs. Matthews in their bedroom. So, yeah I fell asleep pretty quick, I am used to sleeping at my house like that every single night, so nothing felt weird other than the fact that I was in Auggie's room. I do not know why I didn't sleep in Riley's and Auggie slept in his, weird. Well, it worked how it worked, I guess. So, now this morning Riley is still sick as me when Farkle flirts with me, so she will be staying home with Auggie. But I cannot be at school lunch in the cafeteria all alone, so Mrs. Matthews said I can come home for lunch. So, at lunch time, I will go off campus and go back to The Matthews's Apartment and have lunch there with Riley and Auggie. Then Mrs. Matthews enlisted me to take Auggie to his kindergarten on the way back to school. So, I'll walk Auggie to his school and take him into kindergarten and then I'll go back to mine, since Auggie's in the afternoon class. So, then I have to go pick up Auggie from school, since Mrs. Matthews has to stay home with Riley, luck she has a day off today from her big deal lawyer stuff. So, I will be picking up Auggie from school. How fun. Well, that usually doesn't happen, so let's see how it works. So, I'll tell you later on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart how that went. Check back again soon!
Monday, November 17, 2014
My Future Awaits Me!
Okay, so this post is going to be about what is coming up on Girl Meets World. So, first off, the episode Girl Meets the Forgotten aired this past Friday night. It was a great episode, I personally enjoyed it very much. It helped me get out of this friendship-romance thing I had going and I am proud to say that I am officially finished with it. Thank god, now I can be my episodes happiness, which is normal, a normal person I am. So, I loved the forgotten episode, it was personally one of my favorites so far. I loved it when I was asking Mrs. Matthews to rub my back and she said she had to do all these things first and I just responded with "Okay, hurry up!" and smiled and laid back down. So, me and Riley were kinda brats in that episode, I can now see how they said that. We had no empathy for her parents and we only cared about ourselves and how we had to work for 45 minutes in a row, not caring that they worked all day long for hours on end. So, I personally loved that episode.
Next episode that will be airing for us, that has already aired for Disney Channel is well, the one and only, Girl Meets Flaws. Of course it's heard that I dislike this episode....strongly. And yeah, it's not my favorite, I could of done better in it, but I don't care about that anymore. Episodes me would do that, so why be mad about it? So, I am not going to. This episode focuses on bullying and the importance of fitting in. Yes, Farkle gets bullied by one of our classmates, Billy in this episode. I honestly will kill anyone who bullies my friends, kill them I will. But sometimes, you gotta be strong and you have to know that that's what they want, they want you to be like them. They want you to get mad and fight back. So, I absolutely agree that bullying is wrong and if someone bullies my friends, they are gonna wish they hadn't. So, bullying is something that has been happening ever since kids were put together and were able to adjust and make friends. Bullying is something to stand up against and there will be more where that came from later. So, Girl Meets Flaws, I am actually pumped to see this episode!
So, the next episode that is coming up after Girl Meets Flaws, is Girl Meets Friendship. Girl Meets Friendship is when Riley, Lucas and Farkle all run for the school election to be president or something like that, I really don't care what and I have to chose who to route for and that is apparently going to change all our friendships, or so they say. I am actually interested in this episode because I am not really doing exactly what everyone else does. Maybe it won't turn out how I expect and maybe I am rarely in it and I am just there plotless and have no real point in being there, I just am. Maybe, but maybe not. I may take a different route and my plot might be interesting. So, that episode doesn't air until the 26th of November, so the week after Girl Meets Flaws, unless they hold it back. So, I am excited to see how this episode turns out too!
So, that is it for now on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and keep up with me and I'm sure you won't be disappointed, I have new posts often, especially lately as I am trying my best to avoid Riley at all costs due to her so called "behaviour" and she doesn't at all act like herself anymore, she is 10x meaner and cares 20x less about me than she normally does, so pitty on her for that. So I will be on here often now, so don't be surprised if you see posts of me being bored. So again, check back soon, and I mean real soon.
I'm Getting an A+ in Failing!
Hey, Blogger. Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Mrs. Matthews took my computer away for several reasons. I have never been a good kid, that's obviously known. So, I finally got it back today and let me just say, we've missed a lot. On the very night I got it taken away, it was Friday. So, it was the Youth Night at the leisure center. So, we all decided to go. We took our friend, Alexis from school and a lot of her friends were there too. Mostly boys, and one girl that every guy is in love with. So, first we were all on a double tube floating around. Then at 8pm, they put out a blue and white ring and we were all floatin' around on it. Then they took out the big alligator that is probably 5x the size of your couch, and I'm not even exadgerating. So, then there were a big group of older boys on it, and very few girls. So, me and Alexis went and got on anyway. The boys kept kicking all the girls off. Then I kept almost drowning which was awful, but who cares! I'm not telling everyone I can't swim! I just gripped the edge of the alligator and held on until one of the girls offered to help me up. One of the girls, Coral, was always falling off and I felt sooo bad. Yeah, I have to admit, we were the popular ones. Especially I was, well you'll see why next. So, then when I finally told the boys I can't swim, some of them stopped pushing me off. Others did not. We fell off soooo many times. Everyone always helped each other up by grabbing their hand and pulling and yanking until they hit surface. I grabbed so many boys hands that I don't even know! So, then there was this boy that really reminded me of Billy so badly. He had darker skin and was actually mean and it wasn't funny. A point came where I was done with this kid and I got into it with him. He was on the floor, hanging on the edge of the alligator and I was sitting on the alligator. I got into it with him and he grabbed my leg and tried to hog me down, but I started kicking soo hard and he fell down and I won. Then the lifeguard blew the whistle and was givin' me the smackdown from the edge of the deck. So, then he left, probably humiliated he was beat down by a blonde 7th grade girl. So, then I bet the biggest boy on the alligator that I could get him off and he said he could get me off. So we tried it and guess who won? He did. Nah, just kidding. I won! I got him down. He left for a while and then he came back and saw me and Alexis sitting on the edge. "Which one of you did it?" he asked. I waved my hand and smiled evily. "Okay, if you don't push me off, I won't push you" he said. "Deal!" I said shaking his hand. Then we went back to business. So, that was reeeeally awesome! Then in other major news, I got over my awful conviction of this romantic-friendship train I was stuck on with Lucas. Which is lucky because I thought I'd focus on it all the time and doze off in class, and I tested that in history today and I was totally not thinking about that, so I am good. In other school news, remember that project Lucas made me do by myself? If not, me and Lucad partnered up for a science project and then we got into a fight and he told me to do the whole thing by myself. He left me no choice because he ditched and left me with the project. So, over the weekend I did it and you will not believe what grade we got on it. 3%. Yeah, we got 3% also known as 0.5/15 marks total. Yeah, we didn't even get one whole mark and when I checked online today, I saw my grade was 3% and Abby in my class was laughing at me and said it was an improvement. I mean, how can someone manage to get 3% on a project, 0.5 of a mark?! I am really good at failing apparently. I even said that today. So, it was funny because that's Lucas's grade too and that is what he gets for making me do the whole project by myself! Haha! I don't care that I failed, I'm smilin' real big! That's awesome! Not even a single mark! Haha! I can't wait to see his face if I hadn't already missed it, when he sees that grade. LOL! Oh and also on Friday, Girl Meets the Forgotten aired and I was so happy because it also helped me get off this train-wrecked life of friendship-ish romance thing-a-ma-bob. On a totally related topic, Girl Meets Flaws commercial went out on Friday too, which means there are 4 days until Girl Meets Flaws airs...yay....not. Okay, so well that was today and not much happened over the weekend, so I guess that's it on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, don't forget to check back soon!
Friday, November 14, 2014
The Undiscovered Truth
NOTE: THIS IS THE 99 PROBLEMS OF MAYA HART'S 200TH POST!
So, last night was not what it usually was. We didn't all fight and team up into teams we knew would tick everyone off. But it was definently not ordinary. So, I am pretty sure that I told you about me and the two kids in my class during science making up weird things about the rest of our classmates based on what they were doing? Well, I just did if I didn't before. So, me and them saw Lucas holding a medicine bottle in science so we said that he has a problem where he has too much conditions requiring medicine. Our "theory" was way off, honestly. So, last night Lucas showed up at Riley's house looking like the biggest hot mess ever. Not the hot part, the mess part is the point. So, he was wearing baggy clothes and was barely talking (except when he pointed things out to/about Riley, which even when he's all down he can still manage to do and tick me off). So, me and Farkle both hated him for last night and we hated the fact that he showed up, so we were mad and kinda making mean comments when we got the chance. Then at bedtime, Farkle was apologizing to him and I was smacking myself in the head with the palm of my hand thinking "Why? No Why? No" and so on. So, then Lucas left because Farkle would never let him sleep by Riley and he only wanted to be by her because me and Farkle both didn't like him. Even though Farkle apologized, he still didn't really forgive him, considering he left. Then a bit later he came back in because he forgot something. So, he was looking on the floor for it. I went and sat on the floor and was helping him look. He picked up his medicine bottle from science class. "It's that!" I thought in my head. "What's that?" for I asked. I kept asking him what it was, and he said it was his perscribed medicine. "So you have to take medicine everyday?" I asked. "No" he said. "So your gonna lie to me?" I asked. "No, I'm just not going to tell you the truth" he said. Good comeback, by the way. So, I tried to get it out of him and I adventually did, who knows how I did because randomly he started telling me the story. His dad sent them medicine from Texas and he accidently sent the wrong medicine because his mom had the flu. So she told him to throw it out, but he thought the looked good to he tried one. Honestly, it was a stupid stupid move I think. To just randomly think that taking an unknown medicine is a good idea. So, he did and they tasted like strawberries apparently, I don't know. So, he told me that he just kept taking them when all of us (Me, Riley and Farkle) were being mean to him. But I didn't get it because Farkle and Riley are never mean to him, anyway. So, I don't really believe that they did anything to influence it. "This is stupid, it's wrong!" I said. "So your fine I can see" I said. I picked up one of the bottles, (he had like 9 of them!) and took out two pills. "So if I ate this I would be just like I am now, I'd be okay?" I assumed. "No" he said. "So, you can take them and I cannot?" I asked trying to understand. But I couldn't, none of it made sense to me. "Your stupid, this is stupid, what were you thinking?!" I asked getting mad. He wanted to go home now because I had gone awol, but only because I was worried about him, I didn't want him getting hurt and this seemed so unlike him, totally. I was worried, I was afraid that this was my fault or something. So, I apologized for going nuts and he said it was okay, so we all just got in our normal spots. "I'm facing my back to you, but wake me up if you need me" I told Lucas. He agreed and we all went to bed. Everything has been like that ever since then. So, yeah if I have any news on this unusual topic, I will tell you all. But in the meanwhile, keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!
So, last night was not what it usually was. We didn't all fight and team up into teams we knew would tick everyone off. But it was definently not ordinary. So, I am pretty sure that I told you about me and the two kids in my class during science making up weird things about the rest of our classmates based on what they were doing? Well, I just did if I didn't before. So, me and them saw Lucas holding a medicine bottle in science so we said that he has a problem where he has too much conditions requiring medicine. Our "theory" was way off, honestly. So, last night Lucas showed up at Riley's house looking like the biggest hot mess ever. Not the hot part, the mess part is the point. So, he was wearing baggy clothes and was barely talking (except when he pointed things out to/about Riley, which even when he's all down he can still manage to do and tick me off). So, me and Farkle both hated him for last night and we hated the fact that he showed up, so we were mad and kinda making mean comments when we got the chance. Then at bedtime, Farkle was apologizing to him and I was smacking myself in the head with the palm of my hand thinking "Why? No Why? No" and so on. So, then Lucas left because Farkle would never let him sleep by Riley and he only wanted to be by her because me and Farkle both didn't like him. Even though Farkle apologized, he still didn't really forgive him, considering he left. Then a bit later he came back in because he forgot something. So, he was looking on the floor for it. I went and sat on the floor and was helping him look. He picked up his medicine bottle from science class. "It's that!" I thought in my head. "What's that?" for I asked. I kept asking him what it was, and he said it was his perscribed medicine. "So you have to take medicine everyday?" I asked. "No" he said. "So your gonna lie to me?" I asked. "No, I'm just not going to tell you the truth" he said. Good comeback, by the way. So, I tried to get it out of him and I adventually did, who knows how I did because randomly he started telling me the story. His dad sent them medicine from Texas and he accidently sent the wrong medicine because his mom had the flu. So she told him to throw it out, but he thought the looked good to he tried one. Honestly, it was a stupid stupid move I think. To just randomly think that taking an unknown medicine is a good idea. So, he did and they tasted like strawberries apparently, I don't know. So, he told me that he just kept taking them when all of us (Me, Riley and Farkle) were being mean to him. But I didn't get it because Farkle and Riley are never mean to him, anyway. So, I don't really believe that they did anything to influence it. "This is stupid, it's wrong!" I said. "So your fine I can see" I said. I picked up one of the bottles, (he had like 9 of them!) and took out two pills. "So if I ate this I would be just like I am now, I'd be okay?" I assumed. "No" he said. "So, you can take them and I cannot?" I asked trying to understand. But I couldn't, none of it made sense to me. "Your stupid, this is stupid, what were you thinking?!" I asked getting mad. He wanted to go home now because I had gone awol, but only because I was worried about him, I didn't want him getting hurt and this seemed so unlike him, totally. I was worried, I was afraid that this was my fault or something. So, I apologized for going nuts and he said it was okay, so we all just got in our normal spots. "I'm facing my back to you, but wake me up if you need me" I told Lucas. He agreed and we all went to bed. Everything has been like that ever since then. So, yeah if I have any news on this unusual topic, I will tell you all. But in the meanwhile, keep up with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!
The Invites Responded!
Okay, so today is finally Friday. Friday is a big day for me, today. So, first I have school which is nothing out of the ordinary. Then I after school my mom's friends Jamie and Danny are coming down and I get to hangout with Danny again. Also, today is the day I finally hangout with my friend Alexis. Me and Alexis go to school together in different homeroom classes, so during school we don't talk much. Then we talk lots after school on Google+ and now we finally decided to hangout together not online, where we can respond to each other's questions not 2 hours after they are asked. So, this means that Danny is going to meet Alexis and of course he will re-meet Riley too. Like I said before, he met Riley when we were 9 in 4th grade. So, I have both my friend guest things coming over on the same day, which means that we will be overloaded with people for a while. I don't know how long Danny and Mrs. Bryson are staying with us, so we'll see how long that goes for today. I didn't really realize that Danny is coming today, which is the same day I invited Alexis, that was honestly unintentional. But weirdly I will have two more people who are with me, so I am really lucky right now. I know Alexis will and obviously Danny is going to be with me more than Riley and all those people. So, yeah I have two invited guests coming to see me today, so I will be busy as heck, so don't be surprised if I don't write here again today, but I might. So, check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart again soon!
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Remember The Story
So, I found out this news yesterday and forgot to tell you sooner. So, tomorrow is Friday and Friday is the last day of the school week! Whoo! Thank god! Okay, that isn't what I was going to tell you, it's just I am sooo glad the week is almost over. But tomorrow, my mom's friends from when I was 8-10 years old are coming over. We haven't seen them since October 2012. My mom's friend is about her age. Her name is Jamie Bryson and she is about my mom's age. I remember her from 2012 and she had longer brown hair, usually curled. Her eyes were a hazel-ish green and she was a bit taller than my mom. She works at a construction site. It is really rare when a girl works on a construction site. Her son, Danny is my age who I hung out with when I was little. I think he met Riley when we were 9 years old. He has brown hair like his mom and blue eyes. He was pretty tall on me, I was up to his mouth, basically when we were younger. He never knew the little sweet me when I was 7. He met me at the hardest time of my life, when I was 8. He met me in August 2010. When Danny was 6 years old, his dad passed away in a car accident and Danny and his mom was in it too. They were driving down a highway and a semi-truck slammed into them and their car was tipped onto it's side. His dad wasn't wearing a seat-belt and as the car tipped onto it's side, before it fell, the door broke off and his dad fell out and the door and car fell on top of him. Danny was only 6 years old, in the backseat fascened in his carseat and his mom was buckled in the passengers seat. The semi-truck went sliding across the highway, but managed to stay up. The man driving the semi-truck was un-harmed and went to see if they were okay. Mrs. Bryson immediately unbuckled herself and went and got Danny out of the car and gave him to the man driving the semi-truck. She tried to lift up the car off of his dad, but she wasn't strong enough. The man driving the semi-truck called 911 immediately and many people were on scene trying to help. Mrs. Bryson called her mother and told her what was going on. But before her mother arrived, the police, EMS care and firetrucks arrived and closed the road. They got the car off his dad and there was blood everywhere. He had a major cut in his leg, like where Lucas was rubbing me in library and his head had a majorly deep cut and his stomach was blunted and blood was rushing out of his every bruise and cut. They got him to the hospital quickly and Mrs. Bryson's mother came and drove Mrs. Bryson and Danny to the hospital. Mrs. Bryson's dad was on a business trip in another state, so she would call him when she got home. Mrs, Bryson, her mom and 6-year-old Danny waited in the hospital for over an hour. "Is daddy going to come home with us?" Little Danny asked his mom and grandma. "Yes, of course he will, Danny" Mrs. Bryson told him, but she was not sure. After a while, the doctor came out and said that the cuts were too open and too much blood got out when he was trapped under the car for 20 minutes. He died of his injuries that day, May 23rd 2009. Danny was very close with his dad and loved him very much. They spent lots of time together and had a very close father-son relationship. When Danny understood that his dad passed away, he was devistated and he cried for months.
The 2 years later, Mrs. Bryson met my mom right around the time when my dad stopped sending me stuff and I was all worked up and I felt kinda how I do now, with Lucas and all. I just handled it in a way that changed my life. As soon as I met Danny, he didn't tell me about his dad passing away until I was 9 and we met when I was 8. He told me he would tell me his if I told him mine after and I had to pinky-swear on it. So, once he told me that story, I said "Yours is so sad, now mine sounds like a first-world problem!" I laughed. I told him anyway and he did feel bad for me too. So, then we went and told our mothers that we told each other and Mrs. Bryson said "That takes a lot of courage to talk about, both of you" and me and Danny smiled at each other. So, then when I was 10 years old we had a sleepover. It was at his house and my mom there until around our bedtime, talking to Mrs. Bryson. First me and Danny were playing outside, riding his tiny motorbike. He was on the front, driving and I was in the back. We went to his friend, Clayton's house and he showed Clayton me and his motorbike. "This is my cool motorbike and this is my friend, Maya" he said. "You've got a girl and a motorbike, your ligit man!" Clayton laughed. Clayton took a picture of me and Danny on the motorbike. "Show this to your classmates and you'll be more popular than the 6th grader with his own personal pool" Clayton told Danny. Then we went off to the park with Clayton. It was the saucer park, I lived in the same house as when I was 10 so I knew about the same parks. Clayton pushed me and Danny on the saucer for a while. Then Danny pushed me and Clayton and then it kept trading off. "Why can't I push?" I asked. "Because your a girl, Maya. You couldn't push both of us" Danny said. "Yeah, you've got that little figure and you don't even have breats yet" Clayton said. "I'm only 10 ya know and I bet I can push both of you" I said. So, they let me try and I knocked them off their rockers. Literally. They fell off, "Who's laughing now?" I asked laughing. Then Danny and me took Clayton home and rode back to his house on his motorbike. "You know, Maya, you scared Clayton pretty badly, but not me. I wasn't scared of no girl, even you" he said on the bike. "Sure ya were..." I said with a mischeviously look on my face. When we got home, we got in our pyjamas and pulled out the sofa bed in his master room upstairs, which had all his toys (whatever 10-year-old boy toys are) and a flat screen TV. We watched a zombie movie. Then we had a pillow fight and in the end, we used our left-over popcorn as amo against each other. I spilt coke-a-cola all over Mrs. Bryson's precious white carpet, but Danny took the rat for me. Mrs. Bryson said he would be grounded when I went home tomorrow. So, then we turned out the lights and laid on the sofa bed. I faced my back to Danny when I felt something crawling up my back. "Ahhh!" I screamed. Danny pulled his hand away and laughed. "I gotcha, Maya. You shoud'a seen your face!" he laughed. "You should of too because it's as dark as night in here" I cameback. "That's because it is night, Maya" he replied. "Well, yeah" I replied shrugging my shoulders. Then we kept jumping on each other and laughing. "Shhh!" Mrs. Bryson cried from her bedroom. We started whisper-laughing with our hands over our mouths. Then we fell asleep. At 3:32am, I felt something shaking me. "Maya! Maya, wake up!" I heard Danny's voice say. "What?" I asked turning to face him, with my eyes not even half open. "You wanna prank my mom?" he asked. I immediately woke myself up. "Yeah!" I whisper shouted. So, he took me by the hand and led me downstairs to his kitchen. He opened the fridge and started pulling a while bunch of random things out. "What are you doing?" I asked. He grabbed whipped cream, cucumbers, carrot sticks, honey, smarties and jumbo sized twizzlers. "Come on" he said with his hands loaded with the food and candy. He quietly set it down on the floor right at the door of his mom's room. "Shhh" he said not turning to face me, but putting his arm against my chest. I didn't move or say anything, I just looked over and quietly followed him. He picked up the whipped cream and poured it into his hand and started smearing it all over Mrs. Bryson's face. "Cucumbers" he said reaching his hand out at me, not turning to face me. I put the 2 cucumbers onto Mrs. Bryson's eyes. "You knew?" he asked. "Duh, it's a food facial" I whispered. Then we put whipped cream all over the twizzlers so they would stick and we put them in Mrs. Bryson's hair, like it was here hair. Then he stuck the carrot sticks to her fingers with the honey, like fingernails. Then he topped it off with sticking smarties as the nailpolish. We both giggled and quietly took the stuff back downstairs. "That was awesome!" he cried putting his hand up for a high-five. "We haven't even seen the best part" I said high-fiving him. "What's that, Maya?" he asked. "Her reaction tomorrow morning" I said. "Oh, right" he said. We both climbed back onto the sofa bed and fell fast asleep. In the morning, we woke up to a loud scream. "Ahhhh!!" it sounded like. Both Danny and me immediately sat up and smiled at each other. We dashed to his mom's room. He put me on a piggy-back and we peeked into his mom's room and watched her react to our master plan. "W-What is this!?" she asked. "Danny Bryson, get in here now!" she yelled. Danny didn't put me down, he just stepped into the room with a very guilty look on his face. "Danny, did you do this?" she asked madly. "Maya did too" he sighed. "Hey!" I said looking at him with a shocked and mad look. Mrs. Bryson picked me up off Danny's back and carried me downstairs. Danny followed cautiously behind us. She set me on the counter and looked at Danny. "Was this supposed to be funny?" she asked madly. We both sat in silence, guilty silence. "Because it was!" she laughed. Suddenly, the mood was lightened and me and Danny both looked at each other, our jaws dropped, but smiling and gasping. "Your kidding mom!" he cried. She hugged him tightly and shook him around. "You kids are silly, silly. But your gonna have to clean up my bed and put the sheets in the laundry" she said patting his head. "Oh, okay mom!" he laughed. She walked upstairs to clean up. Danny walked up to me on the counter and motioned for me to get back on his back. I jumped back down and onto him. He carried me around the house, playing an airplane game, where he had to close his eyes and I had to direct him where to go. Yeah, the person giving the piggy back should not be the one with their eyes closed. Noted. He ran under a picture hanging on the wall and it scraped the top of my head and fell on me. "Ouch!" I cried. "Maya!" Danny cried setting me down and looking me in the eye. "Are you okay, Maya? Where did it get'cha?" he asked. I showed him the bright red bruise on my head. He took me into the bathroom and he gently rubbed antibiotics (medicine like polysporin) on my head. Then later my mom came and picked me up. I waved goodbye to Danny and told my mom all about the sleepover and the prank on the drive home. So, that's Danny Bryson, my friend who's visiting tomorrow. Telling those stories really reminded me of being 8-10 years old again, I almost felt like I was there again. So, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and don't forget to check back again soon!
The 2 years later, Mrs. Bryson met my mom right around the time when my dad stopped sending me stuff and I was all worked up and I felt kinda how I do now, with Lucas and all. I just handled it in a way that changed my life. As soon as I met Danny, he didn't tell me about his dad passing away until I was 9 and we met when I was 8. He told me he would tell me his if I told him mine after and I had to pinky-swear on it. So, once he told me that story, I said "Yours is so sad, now mine sounds like a first-world problem!" I laughed. I told him anyway and he did feel bad for me too. So, then we went and told our mothers that we told each other and Mrs. Bryson said "That takes a lot of courage to talk about, both of you" and me and Danny smiled at each other. So, then when I was 10 years old we had a sleepover. It was at his house and my mom there until around our bedtime, talking to Mrs. Bryson. First me and Danny were playing outside, riding his tiny motorbike. He was on the front, driving and I was in the back. We went to his friend, Clayton's house and he showed Clayton me and his motorbike. "This is my cool motorbike and this is my friend, Maya" he said. "You've got a girl and a motorbike, your ligit man!" Clayton laughed. Clayton took a picture of me and Danny on the motorbike. "Show this to your classmates and you'll be more popular than the 6th grader with his own personal pool" Clayton told Danny. Then we went off to the park with Clayton. It was the saucer park, I lived in the same house as when I was 10 so I knew about the same parks. Clayton pushed me and Danny on the saucer for a while. Then Danny pushed me and Clayton and then it kept trading off. "Why can't I push?" I asked. "Because your a girl, Maya. You couldn't push both of us" Danny said. "Yeah, you've got that little figure and you don't even have breats yet" Clayton said. "I'm only 10 ya know and I bet I can push both of you" I said. So, they let me try and I knocked them off their rockers. Literally. They fell off, "Who's laughing now?" I asked laughing. Then Danny and me took Clayton home and rode back to his house on his motorbike. "You know, Maya, you scared Clayton pretty badly, but not me. I wasn't scared of no girl, even you" he said on the bike. "Sure ya were..." I said with a mischeviously look on my face. When we got home, we got in our pyjamas and pulled out the sofa bed in his master room upstairs, which had all his toys (whatever 10-year-old boy toys are) and a flat screen TV. We watched a zombie movie. Then we had a pillow fight and in the end, we used our left-over popcorn as amo against each other. I spilt coke-a-cola all over Mrs. Bryson's precious white carpet, but Danny took the rat for me. Mrs. Bryson said he would be grounded when I went home tomorrow. So, then we turned out the lights and laid on the sofa bed. I faced my back to Danny when I felt something crawling up my back. "Ahhh!" I screamed. Danny pulled his hand away and laughed. "I gotcha, Maya. You shoud'a seen your face!" he laughed. "You should of too because it's as dark as night in here" I cameback. "That's because it is night, Maya" he replied. "Well, yeah" I replied shrugging my shoulders. Then we kept jumping on each other and laughing. "Shhh!" Mrs. Bryson cried from her bedroom. We started whisper-laughing with our hands over our mouths. Then we fell asleep. At 3:32am, I felt something shaking me. "Maya! Maya, wake up!" I heard Danny's voice say. "What?" I asked turning to face him, with my eyes not even half open. "You wanna prank my mom?" he asked. I immediately woke myself up. "Yeah!" I whisper shouted. So, he took me by the hand and led me downstairs to his kitchen. He opened the fridge and started pulling a while bunch of random things out. "What are you doing?" I asked. He grabbed whipped cream, cucumbers, carrot sticks, honey, smarties and jumbo sized twizzlers. "Come on" he said with his hands loaded with the food and candy. He quietly set it down on the floor right at the door of his mom's room. "Shhh" he said not turning to face me, but putting his arm against my chest. I didn't move or say anything, I just looked over and quietly followed him. He picked up the whipped cream and poured it into his hand and started smearing it all over Mrs. Bryson's face. "Cucumbers" he said reaching his hand out at me, not turning to face me. I put the 2 cucumbers onto Mrs. Bryson's eyes. "You knew?" he asked. "Duh, it's a food facial" I whispered. Then we put whipped cream all over the twizzlers so they would stick and we put them in Mrs. Bryson's hair, like it was here hair. Then he stuck the carrot sticks to her fingers with the honey, like fingernails. Then he topped it off with sticking smarties as the nailpolish. We both giggled and quietly took the stuff back downstairs. "That was awesome!" he cried putting his hand up for a high-five. "We haven't even seen the best part" I said high-fiving him. "What's that, Maya?" he asked. "Her reaction tomorrow morning" I said. "Oh, right" he said. We both climbed back onto the sofa bed and fell fast asleep. In the morning, we woke up to a loud scream. "Ahhhh!!" it sounded like. Both Danny and me immediately sat up and smiled at each other. We dashed to his mom's room. He put me on a piggy-back and we peeked into his mom's room and watched her react to our master plan. "W-What is this!?" she asked. "Danny Bryson, get in here now!" she yelled. Danny didn't put me down, he just stepped into the room with a very guilty look on his face. "Danny, did you do this?" she asked madly. "Maya did too" he sighed. "Hey!" I said looking at him with a shocked and mad look. Mrs. Bryson picked me up off Danny's back and carried me downstairs. Danny followed cautiously behind us. She set me on the counter and looked at Danny. "Was this supposed to be funny?" she asked madly. We both sat in silence, guilty silence. "Because it was!" she laughed. Suddenly, the mood was lightened and me and Danny both looked at each other, our jaws dropped, but smiling and gasping. "Your kidding mom!" he cried. She hugged him tightly and shook him around. "You kids are silly, silly. But your gonna have to clean up my bed and put the sheets in the laundry" she said patting his head. "Oh, okay mom!" he laughed. She walked upstairs to clean up. Danny walked up to me on the counter and motioned for me to get back on his back. I jumped back down and onto him. He carried me around the house, playing an airplane game, where he had to close his eyes and I had to direct him where to go. Yeah, the person giving the piggy back should not be the one with their eyes closed. Noted. He ran under a picture hanging on the wall and it scraped the top of my head and fell on me. "Ouch!" I cried. "Maya!" Danny cried setting me down and looking me in the eye. "Are you okay, Maya? Where did it get'cha?" he asked. I showed him the bright red bruise on my head. He took me into the bathroom and he gently rubbed antibiotics (medicine like polysporin) on my head. Then later my mom came and picked me up. I waved goodbye to Danny and told my mom all about the sleepover and the prank on the drive home. So, that's Danny Bryson, my friend who's visiting tomorrow. Telling those stories really reminded me of being 8-10 years old again, I almost felt like I was there again. So, thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and don't forget to check back again soon!
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