When Is It NOT My Turn?? (Original Page)

So, this is the post on the one of the pages I made 5 minutes ago called "When Is It NOT My Turn??" and I have decided to publish it live. So, yeah. Because I don't care what happens to this and if it happens or not, I don't care how public this is, now realizing it, my life is so far all me and let it be that way. So I am going to show you one of the pages I thought I shouldn't let anyone read, but realizing it now, who cares because nothing is going to change and besides, anyone could have figured this out.

"When Is It NOT My Turn??" Written and Presented By: Maya Hart!

The weirdest thing is that in the majority of the episodes that have aired and the ones soon to be aired, I am always being the one out of me and Riley stuck with Farkle. I mean, she never has to do it if I don't and I always do it when she doesn't. I will list the episodes that have aired and the episodes that haven't that prove I am always the one taking every turn for this.

Season 1 Episode 2 - Girl Meets Boy
Season 1 Episode 3 - Girl Meets Sneak Attack (Possibly)
Season 1 Episode 4 - Girl Meets Father
Season 1 Episode 5 - Girl Meets Truth (Possibly)
Season 1 Episode 13 - Girl Meets Farkle's Choice (Possibly)
Season 1 Episode 19 - Girl Meets Fish

And those are all the episode I am the sucker in. So, that is just great, isn't it? Here is the list that Riley has on her own.

Season 1 Episode???

She has none and I have 6 of them. So, and the ones that I share with Riley are:

Season 1 Episode 5 - Girl Meets Truth
Season 1 Episode 13 - Girl Meets Farkle's Choice

See, Riley has none by herself and I have 6 by myself. We have 2 together. Meaning that 4/6 of the times I am involved in it, I am the ONLY one involved in it. 2/6 times I share with Riley and 0/6 times, it is Riley's only. So, yeah regognizable? Be aware that this is hopefully not going to happen in the future.

20 Somethin' Hours From Now

So, in 20 somethin' hours from now, Me and Riley will be going to Camp Belwood. I am so excited for Camp Belwood. Mr. and Mrs. Matthews paid for me to go too, because my mom can't afford it and even if she could, she wouldn't. So because Riley is going and so are Farkle and Lucas, Mr. and Mrs. Matthews let me go too. So I am very excited for that. We have to be there at 5pm tomorrow. It is very exciting. We get to go powertubing, rock climbing, and other activities too. We have camp fires and roast marshmallows and hot dogs and make smores. We get to do a singy thing called Fireside where the band plays songs and we all get to sing and dance to them. Doesn't sound like my kinda thing, does it? No, but this one is actually fun. My outcast-witted-troubled 8-year-old self went and it was very fun for me then. Now, I get to go with the older kids because I am 13 and not 8 and it'll be very fun, I can tell. We get to go on tubes on the back of speed boats and go really fast. I can't wait! We sleep in cabins with other girls. Boys have their side and girls have theirs. Girls cabins are Green 1, Green 2, Green 3, Orange 1, Orange 2, Orange 3 and sometimes the blue cabins are for girls too. The boys have Brown 1-7. So, it'll be really fun. The only disturbing part of this is Farkle said he is going too. That'll be terrific. He's a good friend and all, but he's just Farkle and I don't want him embarrasing me in front of people who don't know him or me. They go by age. In the order I named the cabins up there, is the age order too. Green 1 is usually the youngest and Orange3/Blue is usually the oldest. When I was 8, I was in Green 3 in the kids camp. Now I am going into Teens camp which I am younger in so I will probably be in Green something again. So, yeah. That'll be fun. If I were to go back to kids camp, I'd be in Orange 3, Blue because It if from 7-12 years old is kids. 11-18 is teens camp. I am very excited. So, this is going to be one of my life's highlights. I can't wait. In our cabins, we have bunkbeds we share with other girls in our cabin. This'll be very much fun! I am so excited. I am thankful that Mr. and Mrs. Matthews put me in Camp Belwood. So, this is going to be a great experience. I won't be posting for a while because we don't have computers at camp. It's from Sunday to Friday and so August 3rd to August 8th. So you won't hear from me after today until August 8th. So, I will catch up again on August 8th.

It's All Just Me!

So, I have been searching for new profile pictures for Quotev and all and I found more pictures that I want to upload here, so yeah, newest blog post.

Look at me, I am just so annoyed and shocked, if I feel anything at all.

Yeah, that is basically it so yeah. I don't have much more. I don't have any more, actually.

Stealing and Testing

So, me and Riley were barking at Lucus and he told on us. Then we ran to Riley's house and asked her to come out. Then she joined us. Then we met some 20-year-old men who overheard me and Riley talking about how she can't leave the complex and I can. "Who can't leave the complex? Sarah or Samantha?" he asked us. "My name is Maya" I said. "And my name is Riley" Riley said. "That's a nice name" he said to her. "Thanks!" she said. Then we kept running away and Lucas's mother was spying on us from her front door. She said "Are you picking on him?" and I said "No we are not" and she said "Howcome you run whenever I open the door?" she asked. "Why are you spying on me?" I asked. I don't remember what happened after that, only how it ended when I said "Whatever, Lady!" and walked away. Then me Riley and Riley all went to Safeway and looked at donuts. Riley made a very detailed plan about how we are going to buy donuts. Then when we got there, there were 2 I wanted, so I decided to sneekily try them both and see which one I like better. Then Riley said that was stealing. We looked around and I tried to taste test some things but Riley wouldn't let me. Then she took me out and said I can't steal things, I said I was just testing them. I was testing them, I didn't get to, but I was going to. Riley just didn't want to get caught. I don't care, who can get me in trouble? Like my mom cares!

Our Shows Future Episodes!

Girl Meets World - Episode Guide (Presented By Maya Hart)

Series overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired (U.S. dates)
			Season premiere	Season finale
	1	21[1]	June 27, 2014[2]	Summer 2015

Season 1: 2014–2015

No.	Ep.	Title	Original air date	Prod. code	U.S. viewers (millions)
1	1	"Girl Meets World"	June 27, 2014	101	5.2[3]
Riley and Maya attempt to sneak out of Riley's bedroom and ride the subway. Their plan fails. However, they still go on the subway and end up meeting a extremely hot cute boy named Lucas Friar on a train. They are late for history class, and they discover that their teacher is Riley's father, Cory. It is later revealed that Farkle has a crush on both Maya and Riley. Later, Lucas walks in and introduces himself as from Austin, Texas with every girl liking him including Riley which gets Cory fatherly protective of his daughter. Maya starts a homework rebellion, and Riley joins her in her chant as an attempt to be more like her, causing a RIFTbetween father and daughter. Notes: This episode was made available for free on iTunes on June 13, 2014. This episode premiered after the movie premiere of Zapped on Disney Channel.
2	2	"Girl Meets Boy"	July 11, 2014	102	3.2[4]
In an attempt to get the students in his class to stop texting and communicate in person, Cory gives them a HOMEWORK assignment that teaches them how to communicate face to face, ultimately sparking a real connection between Riley and Lucas.
3	3	"Girl Meets Sneak Attack"	July 18, 2014	104	2.6[5]
Riley becomes jealous when another girl flirts with Lucas, so she enlists Maya and Farkle’s help to learn how to flirt too.
4	4	"Girl Meets Father"	July 25, 2014	106	3.3[6]
Cory struggles with Riley growing up when he learns she’d rather go to the school dance then participate in their yearly tradition of riding the Coney Island roller coaster. Simultaneously, he is dealing with the outcome of giving Maya an “F.”
5	5	"Girl Meets the Truth"	August 1, 2014	102
After Cory teaches a lesson on truth, Riley and Maya struggle with whether or not it was right to lie to Farkle and tell him he's a good actor and if Maya should keep the locket she found, even though it doesn't belong to her.
6	6	"Girl Meets Popular"	August 8, 2014	111
Riley is surprised when she gets invited to a party that doesn’t include Maya. However, once she arrives, she soon learns it’s a party filled with unpopular classmates.
7	7	"Girl Meets Maya's Mother"	August 15, 2014	112
When Maya’s ARTWORK is featured at a school event, Riley sees it as an opportunity to help Maya mend her relationship with her mother. Meanwhile, Cory and Topanga get a surprise visit from their childhood friend Minkus.
8	8	"Girl Meets Brother"	2014	105
Cory and Topanga teach Riley the importance of responsibility, leaving her home to look after her little BROTHER while they go out to celebrate their anniversary.
9	9	"Girl Meets Marissa, Marissa, and Missy"	2014	1xx
When Missy returns, she doesn't want Lucas, she wants revenge. When she messes with Maya, Riley and Lucas things go far when she tries to kiss Lucas to kid about liking him.
10	10	"Girl Meets Crazy Hat"	2014	107
When Topanga gives Riley a hat to memorise when she went to her first party, Auggie steals it to make an impression on Ava but Riley hates the hat but is too nervous to tell Topanga that. Meanwhile, Lucas, Farkle and Maya help Cory on his teaching habits.
11	11	"Girl Meets World of Terror"	2014	108
When Maya is in detention, Riley tries to get her out from a mean teacher.
12	12	"Girl Meets Friendship"	2014	1xx
Riley and Maya think back on the past and how they became best friends, realizing that they are the best of friends. Meanwhile, Cory and Topanga are getting notes from Auggie's teacher saying that he's been bad at school.
13	13	"Girl Meets Farkle's Choice"	2014	110
Farkle has to choose between Riley and Maya as dates to an awards ceremony that he attends annually. At first neither of the two are interested in attending the event since neither of them like him the way he likes them, but after showing the girls how great of a guy he is the two end up fighting over who gets to be his date. Meanwhile, Topanga, Cory, and Auggie have a BOOK club with Auggie's girlfriend, Ava.
14	14	"Girl Meets Home for the Holidays"	December 2014	113
Cory is excited because Shawn is finally coming to visit. He has a "Cory and Shawn foreva" ornament that he hangs over his wedding ornament. Topanga is worried that Amy will criticize her, and Cory says it's going to be "hideous." Maya doesn’t believe that Shawn exists because she never sees him. Riley says it's because Shawn does not like her very much. Cory's parents are the first to arrive at the apartment. Cory is disappointed that it's not Shawn and Topanga can hear Amy being critical about Topanga throwing the holiday party.
15	15	"Girl Meets 1961"	2015	114
The kids research their great grandparents.They go back in time to see what it was like back then.
16	16	"Girl Meets Game Night"	2015	115
Cory being excited because it's family game night, which is his favorite night of the month. However, Cory's upset about Riley's friends being there and wants to send them out, but he think's that will push Riley away.
17	17	"Girl Meets Flaws"	2015	116
Farkle skips out on class after another student tells him he is weird and a "nothing." Riley, Maya, and Lucas then go around trying to figure out who said that and why.
18	18	"Girl Meets the Forgotten"	2015	1xx
Riley and Maya work in the school cafeteria.
19	19	"Girl Meets Fish"	2015	1xx
When Cory tells Riley that she can get a pet fish but she has to be responsible, Maya and Farkle have a party making someone steal the fish.
20	20	"Girl Meets First Date"	2015	120
Riley and Lucas go on their first date. Cory disapproves of it. Topanga and Maya help Riley with what she's going to wear and how to act. Farkle gets jealous. Auggie and Ava get "married".
21	21	"Girl Meets Shawn"	2015	121
It's Maya’s birthday and Riley has decided to give her a BFF friendship ring. After gifting the ring, Maya reveals to Riley that her mom had forgotten her birthday and left for work before she even woke up, which had upset Riley. Meanwhile, Shawn comes to visit the Matthews because he is doing a photo project, “New York on less than $100″ and asks Cory if he can crash there for the weekend.

Maya Hart's Playlist 2014 (Updated)

So, it's August now and I need to have a new update of my playlist this month because I am too lazy to go view July. So, here is Maya Hart's Playlist 2014 (Updated) version of August 2014.

1. Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up

2. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi

3. Demi Lovato ft. Joe Jonas - This Is Me

4. Rihanna - Take A Bow

5. Christina Aguliera - Your Body

6. Jessie J - Domino

7. DHT - Listen To Your Heart

8. Megan Nicole - Never Have I Ever

9. State of Shock - Money Honey

10. Taylor Swift - Haunted

11. Aritist Against Bullying - True Colors

12. Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape

13. Avril Lavigne - This Innocence

So, that is my playlist Maya Hart's Playlist 2014. This is the updated version. To view the original version of July 2014, click HERE. Thanks for viewing The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.

Riley, Riley and Maya

So yesterday, Mini Riley came over and he is only 5 years old. At first, we had to take him to get slurpees and he was so hard to approach. He was so slow on the walk to get slurpees and when Riley stopped to wait for him, he stopped too. What the heck?! So, Riley was trying so hard to get him to open up to her. I was being loud, stupid and awkward and it was obvious he wasn't going to approach me. Then I kept trying to kill drangonflies and then he started opening up to me. Not Riley who was trying so hard, but me, Maya Hart, who wasn't trying at all. Riley was so confused asking "What did I do wrong!?" and I said "Not be me!" and he opened up to me. By the walk back to Riley's house, he was alot more open than he was when we left. Then we all decided to go to the park and we were making fun of Riley and laughing at her. Then she got mad and went to tell on us. Then like 5 minutes after we got to the park, he had to go to the bathroom and we had to walk all the way home. At the end, we were running to get back because he had to go to the bathroom so badly. Then when we got back, he watched me on my computer and we were talking to Farkle. He told me what to say and Farkle was replying and Mini Riley was being mean to Farkle, which then I apologized to Farkle for. So then we had to have dinner and at this point Mini Riley was buck wild and spitting all over Riley. So then we had to go to Mrs. Matthews and Mini Riley's mom's singing thingy and I overheard Carolyn (Mini Riley's mom) say that Riley and I had to sit in carseats. What?! I am 13 I don't sit in a carseat! And I told Riley and we were prepared for the longest ride of our lives. Then when we got to the car, we saw the backseats and they were regular seats, facing sideways and only with lap buckles. Now those are awesome! The ride was so fun, I never wanted to get out! Then at the park, me and Riley took Mini Riley on the teeter-totter thing and we were rocking so hard. I was on the side of nobody and Riley was beside Mini Riley. Then they were trying to rock me off and hurt me physically. Then they teamed up and called themselves "Riley Power" because they were both named Riley. I didn't come up with a stupid name like that. Then Riley and Riley were trying to win and we were getting competitive. I was saying "Nobody beats Maya Hart!" and I tried to kick some Riley butt. Then we apparently started playing a game where "Maya" was evil and I had to tag them. Then they both got on the monkey bars and said that I wasn't allowed to tag them. They were at a level off the ground that I could reach them and I kept tagging them and they kept saying I wasn't "allowed" to tag them. But I just did. So too bad for them. Then because I didn't follow the rules of their game, they went to tattle tale on me and I was in shock. I don't have to follow the rules of a 5-year-old in a park game. I don't even follow the rules of where I am supposed to. Then I got back first and they told on me after I told on them. Then I went outside and stood on a porch thing. I saw a grocery store that was brand new and I walked over there to see if I could wander around in there. It wasn't finished yet so I had to walk back to the church. I went and I saw them in the office. I called the radio station and said I was there with two idiots named Riley and I wanted to request the worst song for them. Then they left the office and I got the computer to myself. Then I told my friends on Quotev about them and their "game" and they felt bad for me. Then we had to go back to Riley's house. Then I sat in the awesome car mad at Mini Riley and Riley. Riley asked if I was mad at her and I said no because I know Riley wasn't stupid enough to actually believe I have to follow their rules. I was mad at Mini Riley. Then Mini Riley said I was his favorite and I liked him again. Then we got back to Riley's and Mini Riley and Carolyn dropped us off. The adults announced that Mini Riley and Carolyn will be staying OVERNIGHT at Riley's with us on Saturday night. Great. Well, all I can say now is I need luck on that one. They will be back. It will again be Riley, Riley and Maya.