Man, I've always wanted to do that! If you get in my biggest problem pictures, you have to have done something really bad, and not just once, over a period of time. My mom has been on this, she's done something wrong most of my life. Riley's been on this, hello she was a jerk before the hamster arrived and has been from September-January/Present. And now this hamster is joining it, being praised for over a period of time from November-present. Feels good to put people on this! Your not lucky if you don't get on it, your unlucky if you do get on it. My Biggest Problem #3 - The Hamster God.
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Honest to God, If I Could I Would...
Hey Blogger, so last night after we went swimming, which was #Awesome, we came home and ate cereal for a bedtime snack, I know weird and then we went upstairs and Riley was unessecarily praising her hamster. Oh my gosh, that thing is like her god!! Honestly she praises it like it will kill her if she doesn't. I hated it more in the beginning of it's arrival here, but it wore off because Riley praised it less. She treated it normally for a while, and not better than she treated people. Whenever she does anything unnesessary with it, that's when I get mad. Like every single time she gets home, she goes up there to say hi to it. It can't talk!! It doesn't understand a word we are saying and probably doesn't love us as much as Riley and Mrs Matthews says it does. Hamster have no emotions, you can get more of a face out of a cat! And that's a cold hard fact, cats have more emotions than hamsters. I don't know about ferrets, Ginger doesn't show much emotion. Speaking of Ginger, I spend everyday with her for less than a week and then she was my normal pet. Ginger is not my god, that would be down right AWKWARD. I love Ginger, she's my pet, I really do but I don't go singing my praises to her like she's my mother or any human being for that matter. Okay sure show more love to Ginger than my mother, but my mother is messed up, our relationship is on a rocker so it makes sense. If I had an average mother, no way would I praise Ginger. Like honestly, she spends the last 5 minutes before we go back to school when we come home for lunch, saying goodbye to the hamster, it doesn't care if you say bye, it doesn't know your saying bye and it doesn't know what bye means!! I don't care if she loves it to death, but when she starts valuing it more than people, that's where it becomes a problem. It is a problem when she values it over people and when she gives it unessecary treatment like saying goodbye to it for the last 5 minutes of the day. Otherwise, I don't care at all how much she loves it, I am just sick of it being ahead of me and everyone else in her life. Did it change her diapers, has it been her brother for the past 5 years, as it been her best friend for the past 6 years, has it been crushing on her since the 1st grade, does she have a crush on it? Okay well that last one is relatively possible considering the way she treats that thing. It would be awkward, really awkward, but hey it's awkward enough that it is her god and role model, it wouldn't surprise me if she fell in love with it after that. And okay, sure Auggie looks up to me, I know that. I told him last night that I have a plan that's actually gonna work to get him out of this with me, but at least I'm a person!! A 5-year-old seeing a 14-year-old as his role model is not nearly as creepy as Riley looking up to the hamster. And before I generated the plan to get Auggie out of this, right before I left Riley's room last night, I realized she is always rude to me, treating that hamster better than me and so she leaves me no choice. She literally ditched on me and like I said to Auggie, I have nowhere else to go. She wants Auggie to stop looking up to me, she needs to stop valuing the hamster more than people, otherwise no deal. And I can get Auggie out of this, I still can't believe I didn't think of this plan before, he'll be out of it for sure if I really want him to. But with the hamster being Riley's god, I'll stick with being Auggie's. Honest to God, I can get Auggie out of this and I mean it. But I realized why I've been leaning on him so much. Riley is always mean to me (sometimes about the hamster) and she ditches me and I have nobody else to cry to and nowhere else to go. I realized it when Riley was kicking me out last night and I said "Well I'm just going to Auggie!" and that's when it hit me. I always go to him because she leaves me and I have nowhere else to go to. I deserve to love the friend that stayed, Riley leaves Auggie stays, and she wonders why we are the way we are. I can end this with Auggie and it will work. If it doesn't, I would not go on the computer for a week, no joke. But I'm not going to do it, change Auggie because of the hamster praised god. So yeah, nice talk and thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and I'm glad I've made myself clear.
Friday, January 30, 2015
Overexaggerated, Overdramatic
Hey Blogger, sorry I haven't been on in a while, I got busy with Google+ and notifications. Before I get to the point of this post, I would like to say that on Google+ there has been this problem with impersonation and someone I know on there finally got the guts to get on there and impersonate me, that person is seriously pushing it. So they claimed my blog as their own and because of that I had to drop my Blogger Profile and revert to Google+ profile as my blogger one and that made me really sad. That profile's been with me for as long as I can remember and because of Farkle and everyone supporting the impersonater, I had to revert it. Okay so now for the point. Last night, Mr and Mrs Matthews went out with their friend, actually it was Declan's mom!!!! Declan was in my dream last night and so was Daniel Ritcher. It was awesome!! Anyway, so then Riley texted me in the middle of our fight to meet her at the bay window at 9:30 and when I looked it was 9:33 and I didn't have my phone with me so I missed it and felt sooo terrible. Then I replied and said okay and Mr and Mrs Matthews were leaving and me and Auggie pretended to get in bed like nothing was gonna happen. After they left, I told Auggie to stay in bed, that I'd be right back. I went and knocked on Riley's door and asked if she still wanted to talk. She said there was something she needed to talk about but she had something else to say first. It was about Declan and Turner and the chances of never getting to see them again if our parents get in a fight. So then we got off topic and Farkle showed up at the window and we shut him out. Then downstairs, he buzzed in and Auggie being unaware that we were trying to keep him out, he went and let him in. We were talking downstairs for a bit then we went upstairs again and played with Kiwi. Then we heard a noise and went into Mr and Mrs Matthews room and turned on the TV. Riley texted her mom and she said not to worry. Me and Auggie were gonna go downstairs to get my phone when Riley joined us and we all went. We were defending ourselves with words by saying things like "My dads home, you better run" well Riley said that. Me and Auggie were just continously saying "Hello, Hello, Hello" and then once I grabbed my phone, everyone screamed and ran back into their room. Then I told them the Case of the Camrose Kitty, a story about teens microwaving a cat. Then after we all decided to go to bed, we got in and were talking a bit and Riley was being all "I wanna go to bed" negative. So me and Auggie tried not to bother with her. We were talking amongst ourselves when we heard the door opening and his parents were back with Ronnie. "Come on Augg" I said getting out of bed to go see them. "Hey! What about me?! You guys are mean!" Riley complained. "You were being all negative and wanting to go to bed" I said. "Yeah, we thought you wouldn't wanna get up" Auggie replied. "Well I'm not now that they're home" she complained. "Well how should we have known that!?" Auggie muttered as we walked out of the room. We all went and greeted the adults and they sent us up to bed. Then I was crying about how whenever Riley fights with me, she takes it out on Auggie. Like when my friends online are cyberbullying Farkle, he takes it out on me and I apologized for him having to go through that. Then we got my phone and started singing songs for hours. Down stairs we heard Mrs Matthews and Ronnie singing their hearts out on the computer, they were doing the same thing we were except downstairs and we had a phone while they were using the computer. Then after we were getting tired, we went downstairs to tell them they were being too loud. They were both only wearing their bras and still regular pants, they just had no shirts on. Auggie hugged his mom and told her to quiet down. Then we went upstairs and went to sleep. Then this morning Riley and Farkle came to me and stood in front of me saying "Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya" until I answered. "What, What!?" I cried. They both sat on one side of me and squeezed me to death. "O-Okay" I said squirming out. "Were sorry" they both said. So we all ended up making up and that was all over. I wrote the majority of this post before they apologized so I don't mean for it to sound like I hate anyone, I love them both to death! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
My Biggest Problem (New Feature Pt. 2)
Hey Blogger, so anyone remember my post from August "Two Days Too Soon: Disney's Premiere" where I wrote about the current new episode at the time, Girl Meets Maya's Mother. I wrote about my mother and how she was my biggest problem. I even had a picture of her up that said "My Biggest Problem" across it. Guess what? Months later, I have a new biggest problem and her name is none other than Riley Matthews. She is my biggest problem and as a tribute to my old post "Two Days Too Soon: Disney's Premiere" I am gonna make something very similar to that post. I've been wanting to do this for MONTHS!!!
I could not wait for this day!!! I finally get to announce, Riley Matthews. MY BIGGEST PROBLEM!
Twice Innocent, Twice More Than Ever Before!
Hey Blogger, so guess what? Today I had my Monday's meeting on Tuesday about that girl in my class from my previous post "Bark Up Your Own Tree" and it went well. We got down to the situation and turns out I'm not completely innocent? Shocking? Not yet, you just wait. I was guilty for one thing and one thing only. The day I had enough, I got ticked at her for making fun of my ping pong skills that I attempted to whip a ball at her head. I admitted right there, in front of the principal that I did that. But I did nothing else, that is shocking. In gym class days ago she said "Your almost as bad at ping pong as you are at volleyball, I was at camp, I saw how terrible you were" she said. Then in the meeting today she said "Oh what camp? I never went to the camp while you were there!!" and she knew it, KNEW it that she was there. She knew she was lying and I could tell. She admitted it days ago and now lies to both me and the principal, she knows I know. She just tried to convince the principal otherwise. So it ended and Sarah begged me to tell her what had happened. I kinda told her but I kept being cut off by classes and stuff and kept saying "Tell ya later" and never finished. I'll tell her tomorrow. Also, something else very surprising, I was innocent in another situation, this one also today and more recent. So Riley suggested we go outside and for most of today she's been a bit negative, but not enough to say anything. So I kept it to myself until we went outside and it was clearly awkward and I wasn't up to facing sitting outside in the awkwardness with her. So I said on the silent walk, I suggested we go back. Confused, she asked why and I explained why it was awkward. "Your always negative! You've been negative for the past 3 days!" she complained. What the heck? I have to admit, I wasn't nominated Preppiest Princess but I wasn't being negative. I hadn't been negative for a while, not noticably at all. I've been happy since like Saturday I think. Yeah, I've been satisfied since then and I have proof to prove it. So I was so happy because we were going back like episodes us and I was so happy, that it fell naturally to act like episodes me. You know because you've seen Girl Meets World and you know how I act when everyone else acts normal so that was how I naturally acted. I haven't been acting anymore negative than episodes me. You cannot tell me that episodes me was more positive than this. And if you were to tell me this, you would be lying or clueless to who episodes me is. In Riley's case, I'm gonna split it. She's lying and she doesn't really know me, clearly. Her accusing me of negativity proves she doesn't know me at all. So you wonder why I am appearing negative? Unless your Riley, you are not wondering that because anyone else wouldn't suspect that. That's just Maya, that's just who I am. I'm not preppy, that I am not. So yeah, there's your answer. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, feel free to comment in the comment section below, share your opinions, I don't bite or cyberbully. If you make a rude comment I will remove it. Thanks for reading and check back again soon!
Sunday, January 25, 2015
CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down
Hey Blogger, I'm betting your wondering what that awkward title is about. So I'll tell ya. Today the majority of our Girl Meets World cast went skating and it was awesome! We all split up in groups. The groups were:
- Me, My mom, and Shawn.
- Riley, Lucas and Farkle
- Auggie and Mr Matthews
- Ava and Mrs Matthews #Yikes
And I think that was it. I thought there were more groups, but there's only 4. So then in my group, my mom and Shawn teamed up and tried to beat me around the rink. I was not going down alone, I knew that. So I remembered back to the summer of 2nd-3rd Grade and I remembered I had private skating lessons with Gretchen and her gang that Gretchen payed for with her extra money, so I was a well skater and I remembered Gretchen was too, so I called her to come and help me kick some butt. When she arrived, we spotted my mom and Shawn on the ice rink and were determined to beat them. They were ahead of us for a while. Then me and my mom teamed up and Gretchen and Shawn teamed up (I know, weird pair) and they took the team name of "Female Olympian Champions" or something and we took the team of the "Winning Waitresses" me and my mom did, their team name was way better than ours. "Why didn't you just succeed in acting and then we could'a been the All-Star Actresses" I said. My mom agreed and we went off to beat those Female Olympians. Yes, I am well aware Shawn is no female, but Gretchen came up with the name. Then me and my mom were always on a certain side of the rink where little kids were falling and old people were going slow and I was almost tripping because people were cutting us off. The other side of the rink was clear to go fast. "Ugh, this is like the idiot zone" I complained. Me and my mom started talking about that and I said "CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" and we laughed as I described how I would make a CAUTION sign out of that. Then I said "CAUTION" and made a weird pose and I looked like an idiot, because that was the point. "Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" I finished. That made my mom laugh so hard, the pose of me doing the idiot move. Then by the end, we all had to go and get slurpees.
Now I described that sign when we were on the ice rink and decided to make my own. Yes, this is the "CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down" sign that I picture in my head. Yeah, the drawing of the person was too good to be a falling idiot, but I tried. So you know when you picture something in your head and you never get to see it for real? This is not one of those situations. That is my CAUTION: Idiot Zone - Please Slow Down sign that I pictured and me being an artist, I made it into something. The person was close to actually how I looked doing the idiot move, but I drew it too well. It looks like a pro skater, but it is meant to be someone losing their balance, in which, looking like an idiot. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
The 99 Problems (Still The Issues)
Hey Blogger, as you all know, well those of you who've been with The 99 Problems of Maya Hart since it started, will know that I made a blog post, early in the blog, so way back in August, I made a post called "The 99 Problems (The Official Issues)" and it was mostly an introduction to all the problems of my life. So I listed many problems that I was having with my life and it was a fairly long list, I think it had 29 things on it. So I will once again, make that list, the exact one but cross off the things that are not longer a problem, but add things that have became a problem since August 27th 2014, when I made the list. The ones I add will be bolded, meaning they are the ones that didn't occur then, but occur now. So let's see what is still apart of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart!
1. I have to go to school
1. I have to go to school
2. I am failing every class in school
3. Girl Meets Crazy Hat is the worst episode that kills me
4. Everyone ships me with Lucas
5.I am the only kid in 7th Grade with a flip phone
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6. My history teacher is my best friend Riley Matthews' dad
7. I am not currently staying with my parents
8. My father moved out of our house soon after I was born
9. My mom pays no attention to me
10. My father has another family
11. I have nobody at home helping me with my homework
12. My friend Riley is trying to save me from life
13. The phone I now have was boughten by Riley's father, not mine
14. Another terrible episode is Girl Meets World of Terror (I used to love it)
15. I only have one decent and normal friend
16. I practically live for myself
17. I feed myself, get myself up every morning, shop for myself
18. I take care of myself at home
19. My mother can't afford to raise me
20. My mother works as a struggling waitress
21. My mother would rather persue her dream of becoming an actress rather than raising me
22. It kills me that I can't get to Lucas
23. I have a blue and grey flip phone, being the only one in the class
24. I struggle with school and living at home
25. Farkle Minkus, the most obnoctious kid in school has a crush on me
26. I'm worried about falling for Farkle
27. I am gifted at art rather than martial arts
28. The closest thing to a 'romance' I have is with...Farkle
29.My mom usually forgets my Birthday
30. My friendships are all outta wack
31. I'm struggling with my reputation
32. I have this really rude friend, stealing my stuff all the time.
33. I have this bad habit of creating an ab-normal bond with Auggie.
34. Riley is often negative and doesn't wanna be my friend (sometimes)
Okay, so I have crossed out a couple and have added a couple, now I'm going to calculate how many issues I have and see if it is over August 27th's count, so 29+ or under, 28- let's see!
Okay, so the calculated total of Maya's official issues is 28! I have one less issue now than I did then, including the new ones. So I guess we can call that progress, right? Right...no. Not really. I've got one less problem! Yeah, so that's my official issues of January 2015 compared to August 2014. So in 5 months, I will be posting another official issues post to see if I've increased or decreased. I've decreased by one since August and you can call that progress. Let's hope for 27- next time, which will be in the end of June, so just as summer begins. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!
29.
30. My friendships are all outta wack
31. I'm struggling with my reputation
32. I have this really rude friend, stealing my stuff all the time.
33. I have this bad habit of creating an ab-normal bond with Auggie.
34. Riley is often negative and doesn't wanna be my friend (sometimes)
Okay, so I have crossed out a couple and have added a couple, now I'm going to calculate how many issues I have and see if it is over August 27th's count, so 29+ or under, 28- let's see!
Okay, so the calculated total of Maya's official issues is 28! I have one less issue now than I did then, including the new ones. So I guess we can call that progress, right? Right...no. Not really. I've got one less problem! Yeah, so that's my official issues of January 2015 compared to August 2014. So in 5 months, I will be posting another official issues post to see if I've increased or decreased. I've decreased by one since August and you can call that progress. Let's hope for 27- next time, which will be in the end of June, so just as summer begins. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and check back again soon!
Saturday, January 24, 2015
If I Forgot To Say, I'm Saying Now...
Hey Blogger, so it has been about 1-2 days now since everything has changed. Yes, my life has changed and me being me, that's usually not a good thing. But this time, it is different. Changed. I have forgotten to say, that everything has changed and I'm happy about it, life is good and I couldn't be happier with my friends and family. This is the happiest I've been with my people relationships since August and I am so very happy with everyone! I've felt this sense of over-welming joy that I haven't actually said thank you for. I am sooo thankful for the improvance of Riley, for one. She has worked so hard and there are some things she has done in the past 48 hours that has actually surprised me, I didn't think she was even capable of anymore. I am so thankful for Shawn, he's always there for me and always helping me out. I know he'll take care of me and I'm so very thankful. I am also surprised and impressed about the effort my mom has put into making a change and trying to get to know the daughter she probably didn't realize she had half my life. Those people have gave it their all and have suceeded hugely and I am so happy, so impressed and life is great. Thanks to all those people, I'm sorry I haven't said it sooner.
If I've forgotten to say it, I'm saying it now...
If I've forgotten to say it, I'm saying it now...
I'm Never Goin' Back! (Maya's New Years Resolution Sucess)
Hey Blogger, so I know I am like 24 days late for this but I have made some progress in the little New Years Resolutions I had made. So one of the resolutions I made was to stop eating so much all the time. No I am not fat, not yet anyway. I have had a couple (just a couple *sarcasm*) problems with people in the mid-end 2014 so I ate to keep myself from crying and to feel better. I've been trying to stop eating so much, I haven't gained any noticable weight, but I should probably tone it down a bit. So I've done a decent job at that, I've done a little bit better since this year, a little here and there I've aten too much in one day, but I'm doing better. Also, the thing with the boys, the boys and girls challenge thing is my hugest success in New Years Resolutions this year. Last year, I didn't know how to get out of it, I was stuck being forced into it and I never won even though I shouldn't have had no choice. "Right should always win" (My song) but it doesn't usually work that way. But ever since the New Year, I've done alot better with it and I haven't done it since early January and the person who is the most proud of me for this (besides myself) is Sarah. It almost brought her to tears sometimes, when I told her what happened during those nights and when I told her I disrespected myself so badly, the things I took. No literally, I physically took alot for a 13-year-old girl. So I think it was around January 3-10th inbetween there was the last time I participated in such things and I'm happy I've made it so far. Also my episodes problems and such have became a huge success in the past little while. For as long as I can remember, my friendships were a bigger problem than my episodes problems, with my family (the boys and girls challenge played a huge role in putting friendships down) and so that made me really mad. So now I think I've got it on track and I have to say for a little while there, my episodes problems were making me mad. "Look on the bright side, your friendships and ab-normal problems are not your worst problems!" Sarah said and she was right. I was lucky that even though I was in this annoying situation, it was my episodes problems bringing me down. So I've fixed that up now too and I'm doing very well now, like 100,000x better than I was in 2014 and I'm glad to say this year has been a HUGE success. Thanks to many people, these are the people who have made it possible, the person who made it the best will be first and going down will be people that impacted me the most (in a positive way) to the least. If these people made no positive impact on me, they will not even be in the list.
1. Riley Matthews
2. Shawn Hunter
3. Katy Hart
4. Farkle Minkus
Okay, people like Lucas, Mr and Mrs Matthews are not in there because they did not make it worse, but they did not make it better. Auggie is not in the list because that is not one of my New Years successes. That was actually something that I didn't succeed in. Me and Auggie's relationship was just like it was in 2014 and we've still been ab-normal with each other for the most part. I mean, we've improved a little bit, but not enough to be proud of. So those are my New Years Resolutions that I am proud to say succeeded for the most part! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
1. Riley Matthews
2. Shawn Hunter
3. Katy Hart
4. Farkle Minkus
Okay, people like Lucas, Mr and Mrs Matthews are not in there because they did not make it worse, but they did not make it better. Auggie is not in the list because that is not one of my New Years successes. That was actually something that I didn't succeed in. Me and Auggie's relationship was just like it was in 2014 and we've still been ab-normal with each other for the most part. I mean, we've improved a little bit, but not enough to be proud of. So those are my New Years Resolutions that I am proud to say succeeded for the most part! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
The 300 Posts of Maya Hart
Hey Blogger, The 99 Problems of Maya Hart has officially made it's 300th blog post! Guess what post that is? That post is THIS ONE!!! :D Yay! Okay, so this is the 300th post, so....yeah. Okay, to be honest I did not really prepare for this and I am basically just writing more and more and more words to fill up the page and to stall because I don't know what else to write. Nope, I'm just writing and stalling and writing as many words as I can get out onto this very single page right here. Okay, so 300 is a big number. Some of your parents may be 300 years old. I know Mr Matthews is a bit past that, but we are willing to overlook that! So I just may list for the heck of it, Posts numbers 100 and 200. So:
Blog Post 100: Unreality
Blog Post 200: The Undiscovered Truth
Blog Post 300: The 300 Posts of Maya Hart
So yeah, those are posts 100 and 200. "The Undiscovered Truth" post 200 actually says at the top "NOTE: THIS IS THE 99 PROBLEMS OF MAYA HART'S 200TH POST" so maybe I didn't have to start from post 1 and count all the way to 200. That's what I did. Not very smart of me, now is it? No, it is not. So the big 300 star is here. To fill this page, I will now add some convienient photos to fill the space....and the silence.
Blog Post 100: Unreality
Blog Post 200: The Undiscovered Truth
Blog Post 300: The 300 Posts of Maya Hart
So yeah, those are posts 100 and 200. "The Undiscovered Truth" post 200 actually says at the top "NOTE: THIS IS THE 99 PROBLEMS OF MAYA HART'S 200TH POST" so maybe I didn't have to start from post 1 and count all the way to 200. That's what I did. Not very smart of me, now is it? No, it is not. So the big 300 star is here. To fill this page, I will now add some convienient photos to fill the space....and the silence.
Okay, thanks for reading and looking at pictures of The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
Remember My Best Friends?
Hey Blogger, so today I will be talking about tonight! Haha! Future joke. Anyway, so tonight will be the first time we go back to First Alliance Chruch NYC. We haven't been there since early December and I remember how much we loved it. I'm gonna shower today and do myself up all...nicer than I am now. It seems like it's been centuries since I've been there, but it's only been a couple months. Most of December and most of January. So 2 months. The same amount of time as I knew my father. Anyway, so I remember all my amazing friends who were there, like Kayley and Nicole and many more that I forget the names of. I just can't wait to go back there, I haven't seen my Grade 7 Girls leaders in a long time. I'll have to tell them my birthday just passed. I can't wait to go there, see all my best friends again, I haven't seen in ages and ages it seems. This is going to be an exciting night. I do remember them, I remember my best friends and we are gonna reunite tonight! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, I know this was short but that's alright. Check back soon and tomorrow I will tell you about the trip back to FAC NYC.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Bark Up Your Own Tree
Hey Blogger, today I am going to tell you a story about bullying. Yes, it is me getting bullied, but believe it or not popular girls get bullied sometimes too. So this friend I have, she's not generally a very nice person. Or so they say. She, Lucas and Sarah are my only primary friends in my class. I get along with mostly everyone, there are a few kids that I cannot stand. My other friends are in the other Grade 7 classes for the most part. So this girl, she isn't very nice to me and hasn't been since October. That's when I recognized that she was pushing me around and treating me like a dog. No, literally. In gym class she told me to 'fetch' the ball. Yeah, no joke. I am a person too, she can't boss me around and treat me like her dog. Because I am not. I am another student in our 7th Grade class. I am just as deserving of respect as she is. She takes my phone away from me and burns the battery and physically I cannot get it back until I get seriously mad. Which I have before. She's always taking my penicl box and locking the keys inside it so I cannot get in. It's always a joke, she never really locks it but she still pretends she does and holds it above my head. Also literally, she's taller than me. And when today in gym class, she made me trade spots with her because I was in the better spot and I was a worse player in her eyes, which is not true, she sucks at it just as much as I do. I finally stood up for myself and said "You are not the boss of me, I am not your dog" and I meant what I said. Before gym, I had art and Mrs Matthews told me to take it to one of the teachers because everyone at the Matthews was tired of hearing about what she does everyday. So the art teacher told me to just stand up for myself because she is not my boss, not in charge of me. If she can tell me what to do, I can tell her what to do. We are both just students, nobody has a higher power than the other. I told Sarah right after gym class that I 'gave her a taste of her own medicine' and I did. So then I went to the art teacher after gym and said I stood up for myself, but after that she hated me for wanting to control myself and having a human dignity. She swore at me because I am not letting her boss me around. I am 14 years old, not 4 years old. Big difference, like 8 year difference here. I'm not 8 years younger than her, she's not my guardian, she has no power over me. Over lunch, the art teacher took it to the principal who had a brief discussion with her. Also then the principal told me that me, her and the bully girl will be meeting together on Monday to discuss this. I agreed and went off. Then after lunch my friend came up to me and told me that at lunch, she was sitting with the bully girl and she called me words I cannot say on here, because this is family friendly, here. So then the bully girl came up to me, as I've been avoiding her since gym class and said that my friend who just told me that hates me. No, she doesn't hate me. You know what, the bully girl hates me. She makes up things that other people said this about me, "Maya's this, Maya's that" they said. No no no, "Maya's this, Maya's that" is what SHE says. She puts the sweetest kids on the spot, the ones who are so nice to me and says that they say this about me, no no no. She wants me to think everyone hates me, but no no. They don't hate me, they never said that. SHE hates me, SHE said that stuff about me. She even got Riley in it once, said that other sweet girls said things about me and Riley, no no no, SHE said that about us, SHE thinks that, not them. So this is called bullying. Yes, I am Maya Hart super popular bad girl, but I can get bullied. This girl thinks she has power, well it's been going on for months and I'm not taking it anymore. If you are being bullied, trust me, taking it to a teacher or an adult is THE BEST solution. I get to go in on Monday and let that girl and the principal know that this is how she's treating me and I don't like it and it better stop or I will get other help, beyond the principal. After school when I told Mrs Matthews about what she did I think it was yesterday, she offered to come pick me up from school and give her a piece of her mind. I said I didn't wanna be there for that, I didn't want her to know I've been ratting her out to the Matthews' everyday after school for the past months. So if you are being bullied, go to the teachers, one that you trust. One that you know is on your side. So that is the best thing to do, I promise. I had a bullying problem with some boys in my class about a month ago or so, and I got the principal in it and they had to talk to her and they haven't been picking on me for a while now. It hasn't happened since. So I got the issue with the boys resolved and I'm in the process of getting the issue with this girl resolved. All by telling a trusted adult, take my advice. I promise you, most of the time it works, depends on the teachers and how they deal with bullying. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
The Songs To Remember
Hey Blogger, so I'm going to do a list of my songs, not in the order of my playlist but in the order of best to worst. I'm not gonna input every single song, just my tops. So please stay tuned for my favorite songs:
1. Listen to Your Heart - DHT
2. Just a Little Girl - Trading Yesterday
3. Cry - Rihanna
4. Take a Bow - Rihanna
5. What About Now - Chris Daughtry
6. Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink
7. Human - Christina Perri
That is my top 7 songs, the ones I am in love with! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and thanks for checking us out, come back soon!
1. Listen to Your Heart - DHT
2. Just a Little Girl - Trading Yesterday
3. Cry - Rihanna
4. Take a Bow - Rihanna
5. What About Now - Chris Daughtry
6. Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink
7. Human - Christina Perri
That is my top 7 songs, the ones I am in love with! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and thanks for checking us out, come back soon!
We Happed Unexpected
Hey Blogger, so everyone remembers my last post, "The Only Two Left..." and the moral of the title was I had Sarah and Auggie left. They were the only two. Riley was gone and she cost me my friends and my life (not literally, like death). So here I am probably abou 15 hours later and you will not believe where I am now. I started Broken-Souled to Never-Been-Better. So yeah, everything worked out and after how it was 24 hours ago, I'm so shocked that it turned out so well. Everything that I think could happen, doesn't. My life changes when I least expect it. I go seeing what people are up to and I hope for, I literally cross my fingers that it will be something better. It never is. Then as I'm strolling along, clicking pages going around and that's when things change, when I'm not hoping for it. So this happened unexpected. I guess I got lucky. Sarah is likely worrying the life outta herself because I am here and she could easily believe that I'm crying not to go to school, because of Riley because I can't do this. I'm not, I was laughing last night, I'm fine, I was good. Life worked out just fine. Perfectly and I couldn't ask for much more. Riley unblocked me, I unblocked her days ago. Shawn is over and we are having a great time with him. But maybe I did have one problem that got beyond worse. I ran off because I was sick of this life and I got sent to the police station for being under 18 outside after 11pm and my mom didn't wanna pick me up. Then when the Matthews convinced her to only because they couldn't under legal rights, she faked a phone call with me that I wasn't really on! She made it look like she was talking to me and she was a good mother, better than she is that's for sure. Then when Mr Matthews and Shawn confronted us, we started fighting with each other. She said she never asked for a daughter and I claimed that I was a mistake and got mad because of that. It wouldn't surprise me at all, honestly. If I wasn't supposed to be born. So then they talked with us individually and then after she left I don't know what happened after that with her. I was talking to Shawn about random things after we kicked Mr Matthews out. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, I know it was short but still keep up with us!
Thursday, January 22, 2015
The Only Two Left...
Hey Blogger, so you will not believe what happened today, it was unbelievable and even for me, all the childhood terrible days I lived, today would drop in the Top 5 Worst Days of My Life. So right before we were about to go to school, Mrs Matthews was there. I was at the door and Riley was by the counter. Mrs Matthews was standing with me and I was talking to her about how I can't stand Riley. She said I took fault in this too, just as much as she did. I started explaining what was going on and so did Riley, but everything Riley blurted out she just ruined it for herself and Auggie and Mrs Matthews stood beside me and we discussed this but it was no discussion, more of a debate. Then when I started crying, Mrs Matthews realized how awful Riley is and how awful she's been all this time. I hugged her and cried, and Auggie hugged me from behind. Riley stood there, a distance away during this all but she was still in sight. I took Auggie to walk with me and I cried the whole walk there. He was worried about me, he didn't wanna leave me. I told him I would be okay, I have someone just like him to be with me while I'm at school, Sarah. When I got there, I didn't see Sarah until the walk to art, she immediately knew what was up. Then she was with me during art as I acted all down, well I was acting like how I was feeling so I was a dead soul. Then in shop I stopped being all upset and happily worked on our project, me and Sarah. "I thought you were upset about everything" Sarah said. "Nope! I'm over it" I smiled. "You know there are some girls who act like everything's okay and then they really aren't" Sarah educated. "I'm not like that!" I smiled as I slammed a nail into our board with my hammer. Then the rest of class was normal until it came lunch. Right before it I saw my friend, Lee-Ann. "If your sitting with Riley then I'm not sitting with you guys. If she goes home I'll stay, if she stays I'll go" I said. "You guys aren't fighting again are you?" she asked. "Well...yes, but--" she cut me off. "Seriously! Again, we can't be your friends if you guys are always fighting" she said. "Were not always fighting!" I said. "Why don't you just make up with her?" she asked. "No way! She actually doesn't wanna be my friend, she ligitamently wants to fight with me" I said. The music teacher caught up to her and needed to talk to her, so we were split up then. At lunch I asked if her and Siena were sitting with Riley. "We are gonna make a deal with you" Lee-Ann said. "Okay, what?" I asked. "We are not sitting with you until you make up with Riley" she said. "What!? She wants to fight with me, I cannot make up with her" I cried. They shrugged their shoulders and walked away. I went and called Mrs Matthews. She said I can come back to their house because I get to go their too, Riley doesn't get to take over the house. I was almost crying by the end of our conversation. Then I went to my locker, Sarah caught up to me. She was walking with me and trying to talk to me, but I just kept walking. Then when we got outside, I started crying. "What's the matter, Maya?" she asked. "My friends won't sit with me unless I make up with Riley" I cried, and now I was actually crying. "What? Why?!" Sarah asked. "Because they are both our friends and can't take it" I said. I cried to her the whole way home, when we got to the Matthews apartment, the door was locked. I slammed on it so hard, I was ticked that Riley, that stubborn freakshow locked me out. She opened it and I was nearly in tears, I ran to Mrs and Mr Matthews' room, where I thought Mrs Matthews would be. "Where is she?!" I cried when she wasn't there. "She's not home" Riley remarked. "WHAT!?" I freaked. "Okay--" Sarah cried. "Why are you so upset?" Riley asked, in a half-nice way. "YOU! You are the reason! You ruined my life!! My friends won't sit with me because of YOU!!" I cried. "I didn't say anything to them!" she yelled. "Oh I know, I did! They won't sit with me until I make up with you and you want to fight, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!" I cried and started crying so hard, I ran into Mrs and Mr Matthews' room. Sarah followed. "Shh, Maya calm down. It's okay" Sarah cried. Sarah took me downstairs to get food. We made pizza pops and went up and watched Girl Meets Game Night. Then Riley left, and we were so thankful. Then a while after, we went back. The walk back, I was crying and right as we approached the school, Sarah helped me fix myself up and calm down. So that was today, it was one of the worst days. I have never cried more in my life, so hard I couldn't breathe, I couldn't stop. It was a nightmare. Last night, this morning, this afternoon, it never ends! Sarah was telling me on the way to the Matthews' for lunch, that I should look at who I do have. Her and Auggie, I still have them. Though at the time I said "I used to have way more!" as I cried my little soul out. So maybe when I go home everyday, little Auggie will be waiting and actually caring, wanting to hear what happened, wanting to listen and to do something about it. When I wake up every morning, I will have Auggie to walk with me to school, I'll take him to Mr Matthews' class and have Sarah to go to as soon as I get there. I am never really alone, I guess I never knew that. I will always have someone like that there. Someone who not just listens, someone who wants to do something about it. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon! Thanks bye.
What Goes Up Must Come Down, Maya
Hey Blogger, so anyone recognize the title of this post? If not, you likely haven't seen my show. I said this in the 10th episode, Girl Meets Crazy Hat. Except I said it to Farkle, I said "What goes up must come down, Farkle" but today it is "What goes up must come down, Maya" and you'll understand why soon. So apparently Penny's going back to LA, very likely, after what I heard I can't let her stay. So I kinda discussed it with her online and she said say "If I were to leave" which means that she isn't doubting it. So then last night, Riley forced me to play the wii, it didn't seem that bad, so I decided to go. She never talked to me, never even looked at me. She was clearly going back to this negativity phase and I literally had tears in my eyes at some points. I couldn't blink or move my eyes at all, scared that tears were gonna start rushing down my face. And during that moment, I didn't want her to know at all, actually. Then Mr Matthews came down when we scooted by the song, 4x4 by Miley Cyrus, that's his favorite song and it made me smile, I wanted to laugh but I didn't know how to make a word after Riley. I was smiling and I actually couldn't stop if I tried because it was just so spitit-lifting and unexpected it made me so happy. Everytime he said something, I was smiling and I had to. The minute he stopped, I just felt terrible again. Then at bedtime, the minute Riley shut off the light, I started crying, tears rushed down my face faster than the Titanic sunk. I really wanted Auggie at that moment, I missed the little soul so badly that minute. "I wish it was just me and Auggie so badly" I thought exactly. I tried my darn best to cry as motionless and quiet as I can, not that Riley would've done something if she knew and that was most of the reason I actually didn't want her to know. I didn't wanna become sure that she wouldn't give a rip, that she wouldn't care. Then I finally wanted to know for sure if Penny was leaving so I asked. "How should I know?" she responded. Here we go, I thought. The negativity was beginning, I could hear it. I could feel it, I knew it. Soul-crushed, I had enough problems. I was actually currently dealing with something very hard, Sarah's rehab process, my memory of my birthday and everything like that. "Please let's not do this. We were doing so good. My family issues, my episodes issues became my biggest problem, again. It was going so good, we even got rid of the boys and girls challenge like that. You were doing so well, I was almost feeling sorry for what I did to you, almost." I thought this all in my head as other discussion was passed through the conversation. Adventually, we started talking about something disturbing that came up in my history class. Then we got scared and smudged up against my side of the bed. Riley apologized for giving me no room, but it should've been me apologizing. Being smudged up against that wall was the second happiest moment of my night, besides for Mr Matthews who made it so I couldn't stop smiling. Then the next morning, I got out of bed and tried to show no affection, no care for Riley whatsoever. Me being me, I failed and gave her back the blanket I dragged out when I tried getting out of bed. Then the morning continued as regular, she came down and we spoke no words. Then when I went upstairs, all alone, to get dressed I stood by the lightswitch in Auggie's room where I keep all my stuff and leaned my head against the side wall. I felt like I was about to cry, it was dark, I was alone, I didn't care if it happened or not. Then I realized I was wasting my time, so I turned on the light and looked straight at the "Happy 14th Birthday Maya Hart" sign on the wall and started crying so hard, seeing all of that and all the trouble they went through for me. I picked up Riley's birthday wish letter and read it to myself, I cried so hard. Adventually, I heard Mrs Matthews coming so I wiped my face and continued getting dressed. When I went downstairs again, shortly after Riley went upstairs and I sat on the couch and started crying. Auggie came in and stood in front of me. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Penny's probably going back to LA, Riley's not even there for me anymore, she's only negative again" I cried. Auggie stood there and watched me for what seemed longer than I realized. He plopped himself beside me. I looked over at him with tears rolling down my cheeks. "You and me" Auggie said. I smiled, sniffled and wiped away my tears, as more kept rolling down. "Thanks Augg" I said smiling. I hugged him and tried not to cry. I tried to tell myself I wasn't alone. That's why this post is called "What goes up must come down, Maya" because it went up, we got better and then it came down again. It must at some point, apparently. I have school today and I can get through that best I can. So thanks for reading and check back on The 99 Problems of Maya Hart.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Step by Step: Sarah's Rehab Process
Hey Blogger, so last night and today Sarah took me through some rehabilitation process on how to stop being so upset. It was kinda confusing, but I guess she was right. There was only one (major) flaw to her process which will be discussed further into the post. So I will give you the step by step directions Sarah gave me to "reduce my misery by 48.8%" I don't know, Sarah's words, not mine. So here is her step by step process:
Sarah's Rehabilitation Process
(By Sarah, JQA, Grade 7C)
Step 1: Get something else on your mind. Like try and think of what you do have, right now, rather than what you can't have.
Step 2: Change your Google+ theme. That includes profile picture and cover photo.
Step 3: Avoid "stalking" wikia and certain pages at all costs. It will not help, just make it worse.
Step 4: Do no more further research into our newest episode, Girl Meets Master Plan. Don't read wikia pages on it, google images from it, or watch commercial clips from it.
Step 5: Avoid watching commercial for it whenever it comes on TV. Change the channel, walk away, avoid it at all costs.
Step 6: Try and focus on other plots, such as friendships, school and grades, getting my "rebellious" reputation back.
Step 7: Find someone you trust to keep you on track with other activites. Find a friend, or someone you know who will hangout with you and talk about themself rather than you.
Step 8: Engage in other activities such as the wii, the computer, showering, homework, getting some time outside and focus on school work during school.
Step 9: Change the subject whenever it comes up. Talk about someone/something else, don't have your mind on it at all, even in a conversation.
Step 10: Avoid looking in detail about Girl Meets Writers updates on it. If Girl Meets Writers have new updates and information on it, read the post and look no further into it.
Step 11: Leave no signs of it around you, such as pets from home, items and memories from home or watching similar episodes such as Girl Meets Home for the Holidays.
Step 12: Don't listen to any songs on it (Last song in Maya Hart's Playlist 2014-2015) and do not watch any fan-made videos based on it.
And if all else fails, you have the exclusive "Sarah's Rehab Back Up Plan" which is more of a giving process as well.
Sarah's Rehab Back Up Plan
(By Sarah, JQA, Grade 7C)
Try your best to earn all you can. Be nice to everyone around you, encourage positive topics and try and make sure everyone else is happy. You may get their approval, if they are happy, they may wanna make you happy so they can stay happy too. If they do not feel the need for you to be happy as well, then revert back to "Sarah's Rehabilitation Process" and hang out with other people such as myself (Sarah) and Auggie. If they are unhappy otherwise, it is their job to make themselves happy and figure out what will make them happy without you having to do it for them.
So, that was Sarah's Rehabilitation Process and she even had a back up plan. I was writing from her perspective, that is what she said, so I was basically quoting her. "You" was me and "Myself" was Sarah because I was quoting her plan. She didn't actually write this blog post, I did (Maya) and I was just quoting her plan in her perspective. I wrote "By Sarah" because it was her plan, I just wrote it our. Okay I think you get it now. So please enjoy this and be sure to check out my last blog post, "August-December - Extreme Relation" which is about my new song relation that was sooo relatable back then. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and I for sure will follow Sarah's process and her back-up plan if possible. When the people make me happy, I make them happy. I've been crying my sorry eyes out for a week now, so that's why nobody else is having any fun. So thanks for reading, bye check back soon!
Sarah's Rehabilitation Process
(By Sarah, JQA, Grade 7C)
Step 1: Get something else on your mind. Like try and think of what you do have, right now, rather than what you can't have.
Step 2: Change your Google+ theme. That includes profile picture and cover photo.
Step 3: Avoid "stalking" wikia and certain pages at all costs. It will not help, just make it worse.
Step 4: Do no more further research into our newest episode, Girl Meets Master Plan. Don't read wikia pages on it, google images from it, or watch commercial clips from it.
Step 5: Avoid watching commercial for it whenever it comes on TV. Change the channel, walk away, avoid it at all costs.
Step 6: Try and focus on other plots, such as friendships, school and grades, getting my "rebellious" reputation back.
Step 7: Find someone you trust to keep you on track with other activites. Find a friend, or someone you know who will hangout with you and talk about themself rather than you.
Step 8: Engage in other activities such as the wii, the computer, showering, homework, getting some time outside and focus on school work during school.
Step 9: Change the subject whenever it comes up. Talk about someone/something else, don't have your mind on it at all, even in a conversation.
Step 10: Avoid looking in detail about Girl Meets Writers updates on it. If Girl Meets Writers have new updates and information on it, read the post and look no further into it.
Step 11: Leave no signs of it around you, such as pets from home, items and memories from home or watching similar episodes such as Girl Meets Home for the Holidays.
Step 12: Don't listen to any songs on it (Last song in Maya Hart's Playlist 2014-2015) and do not watch any fan-made videos based on it.
And if all else fails, you have the exclusive "Sarah's Rehab Back Up Plan" which is more of a giving process as well.
Sarah's Rehab Back Up Plan
(By Sarah, JQA, Grade 7C)
Try your best to earn all you can. Be nice to everyone around you, encourage positive topics and try and make sure everyone else is happy. You may get their approval, if they are happy, they may wanna make you happy so they can stay happy too. If they do not feel the need for you to be happy as well, then revert back to "Sarah's Rehabilitation Process" and hang out with other people such as myself (Sarah) and Auggie. If they are unhappy otherwise, it is their job to make themselves happy and figure out what will make them happy without you having to do it for them.
So, that was Sarah's Rehabilitation Process and she even had a back up plan. I was writing from her perspective, that is what she said, so I was basically quoting her. "You" was me and "Myself" was Sarah because I was quoting her plan. She didn't actually write this blog post, I did (Maya) and I was just quoting her plan in her perspective. I wrote "By Sarah" because it was her plan, I just wrote it our. Okay I think you get it now. So please enjoy this and be sure to check out my last blog post, "August-December - Extreme Relation" which is about my new song relation that was sooo relatable back then. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and I for sure will follow Sarah's process and her back-up plan if possible. When the people make me happy, I make them happy. I've been crying my sorry eyes out for a week now, so that's why nobody else is having any fun. So thanks for reading, bye check back soon!
August to December - Extreme Relation
Hey Blogger, so today I am gonna do a song relation. It isn't about current me at all, I should've done this relation back in October-December. It is Taylor Swift's song, Better Than Revenge A.K.A my newest song and it strongly represents October me. So the red parts will be the extreme representation and the yellow parts will be the regular representation.
Characters/Cast
"I" - Maya Hart (Me)
"She" - Riley Matthews
"He" - Farkle Minkus
Characters/Cast
"I" - Maya Hart (Me)
"She" - Riley Matthews
"He" - Farkle Minkus
The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage
And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage
I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa, but
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
She's an actress, whoa, but
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
whoa oh
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word
whoa oh
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
on the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in line, she should keep in line
There is nothing I do better than revenge
There is nothing I do better than revenge
And do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do, don't think you do
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do, don't think you do
Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say 'sabotage'
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say 'sabotage'
So that song is really representing, but not anymore. From August-December, it was VERY representing. "The story started it was hot and it was summer and" I mean, it started in August, duh. "I had it all I had it right where I wanted it" I had it like episodes, right where I wanted it. "She came along, got him alone" I mean that's exactly what happened. "I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspect it" Really? For the past 6 years she took no interest in Farkle, but I didn't see it coming. Wouldn't have suspected it! "She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum" for alot of that time, it was beating on me like a drum, painfully I just wanted to go back to episodes. "She's not a saint and she's not what you think, she's an actress" I mean hello! Everyone who's seen Girl Meets World thought she was a saint, but she wasn't what they thought. She was acting, on Girl Meets World it was all an act. "She's better known for the things that she does on the matress" I mean duh!! The boys and girls challenge, she changed after that and that was all I knew her as. "On the playground won't make you many friends" I mean, come on. She went home everyday for lunch because she had no friends and I did. That was the hugest relation I've ever done.
I have never done such an honest song relation before. I mean, none of that matters to me anymore except for episodes. I really don't feel that way anymore, but it was huge back then. I mean, I didn't even know that is was such a huge relationship back then because I never really heard the song before that. So all that matters now is episodes, I just saw what a huge relation this was and decided to do a relation lyrics. So thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart, be sure to check back again soon!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Gone Down Hill (Literally!)
Hey Blogger, so today was John Quincy Adams annual skiing field trip. It was sooo awesome! On the bus ride there, it was awful. Me and Sarah sat in a bad seat and some kids would not leave us alone. They never stopped bugging us and they kept dragging us into conversations we weren't in and didn't wanna be in. Then when we finally got there, we had to get in groups of our sport and lesson. Sarah was in Snowboarding Level 2 and so was Lucas. Farkle and Riley didn't go because they are wimps. I was in Skiing Level 1. My friend Siena was in it too, so I decided to stick with her. She was my old friend who wound up in Skiing Level 1. So first we went down to the station where we get our equiptment. Me and Siena were both size 6 boots. They were sooooo heavy! We got orange vests that said "Snow School" on them to indicate we were in school lessons. Then we got our skiis and 8 of us gathered with our instructor, Trevor. He asked us all our names and then made us go round in circles wearing 1 skii only. Then we had to try the other skii only. Then finally we were able to go on the Bronze Carpet. The Bronze Carpet was a conveyer belt made for humans to ride on. The bronze one lead to the littlest mountain, where we started. Then we went down. We had to make a pizza shape with our skiis. They called it "Pizza" shape because we were "Little Level 1 Kids" and we were treated like kindergarteners. So then we played red-light-green-light going down the little mountain. Then we were able to go on the Silver Carpet which is the human conveyer belt that lead up to the medium mountain. Then we tried a few things down it, played red-light-green-light and adventually it was time to break for lunch. Me and Siena were relieved that we could take off some of our snowgear. Then we went to order lunch, I bought some for her. We each got a small pop, she got orange and I got cream soda. We each got a cinnamon bun and shared a giant sack of fries. Then we were about to get back out on the hills, when I had to go to the washroom. So Siena and me went into the bathrooms and took off all our equiptment to go. Then after it took a while to get it back on and we realized the whole group was waiting for us. Then we got back out on the hills. We did one more run on the Silver Carpet, then we went to the Gold Carpet. Dun dun dun! Nah, I'm kidding about the dun thing. Then we finally got to go on my dream spot, THEE CHAIR LIFT!!! Ahhh!!! It was sooooo awesome!!! It was like a sitting elevator where you can see where your going, almost like an open gondola. I thought I was gonna fall off, but I realized how stupid that was. Then afterwards, we had to do some more runs on the Gold Carpet. The Gold Carpet conveyer belt line was sooo long and you spent like 5-10 minutes just standing there, riding on that human conveyer belt. Then we had to zig-zag down the side of the mountain. Next Gold Carpet time, we switched sides of the mountain. After riding the Gold Carpet, I was the only one who couldn't climb on my skiis up the rest of the moutain. I was falling down the mountain so slowly. "Maya, come this way!" Trevor called as the rest of the group watched me struggle. I adventually made it and went second down the hill. Then on our final Gold Carpet run and the final run of the day, we got to go down freestyle! It was so awesome, I went so fast! Level 1 was way to easy for me. I really should've been in Level 3. Not Level 2, I just like Level 3. So then the bus ride back was only half as bad as the ride there. I didn't get stuck by the naggy kids, so me and Sarah kinda just talked. Then when we got back, we had to go to 15 minutes of 8th period. It was History for our class and we had to watch the second Narnia. It was mostly through but it was strange. Then I was determined to rush home and tell Mrs Matthews all about my day. So that was Maya's day falling down the skii hill! Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
What About Now? (Auggie's Reminder)
Hey Blogger, so today I am going to tell you about last night. I bawled my 14-year-old eyes out last night, just like I did when I was 3-6 years old and then 8-11 years old. So Auggie was the only one who really understood the problem, although he acted as he didn't. He played along with everyone else. Then Penny was trying to give me her Omaha Boy, a weird bed bug stuffed animal pet thing. I wanted it and we ended up fighting each other for it. Then adventually I gave it up. I kept on crying and everyone tried to figure it out. I just wanted to go home, but both me and Auggie knew that could ruin everything, so I decided to stay here and face this. "She's been like this all her life, except she would've fallen asleep by now because she normally didn't have people rattling on her, asking what is wrong. She cried herself to sleep all the time as a child, she's used to it" Auggie claimed. That he let out and I had no problem with that, especially when I didn't care about anything. Then adventually everyone decided to let me be so I would stop crying and fall asleep. Auggie stayed beside me because he had no other spot. Well he did, but he stayed anyway. Hello!? "Nobody Did...(Post Version)" even said it, he stays! So then Auggie said. "C'mon, don't be upset. Tomorrow's another day. It could be the best day, where everything resolves. It could be better than your birthday, and maybe not just for a day. Everytime you wake up, it's a new chance to see a change. You know, it might be the day everything goes the way it should be. You could come home and the best thing could happen, who knows? Just don't count on it, just keep that in mind" Auggie said. He was right, any day could be this turn-around, really. I know not to count on it, I live with disappointment I said it in Episode 7. Any new day could be the day that everything works out, don't count on it but just remember that. I'll keep it in the back of my mind. Just remember that. It's not all about the past 14 years of my life, what about now? What about today? Yeah, those are lines from my song, but still it fits. So maybe today will be the day, every new day is another chance it could work. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
Monday, January 19, 2015
But Nobody Did.... (Post Version)
Hey Blogger, so I just did a page called "But Nobody Did... (Page Version)" and I put it on pages for a reason, but I can still discuss it in a way that doesn't spill out all the information in a post. So I once heard that people deserve to love the ones that stay. It was more specific, discussed in the page version. So "[I] can't get to close to someone who just leaves" (BTW, square brackets mean that the original word of the quote was changed to what is in the brackets). The original quote was "I can't let Maya get close to someone who just leaves" and so I changed it so it was from my perspective. It's just Auggie caring for me, while being surrounded by people who are purposefully ignorant of my discouragement. Auggie stays, he cares. Penny and Riley stay but they are purposefully ignoring my sadness (in a sense that makes sense to people dumber than me). They don't care, never asked what's wrong once. And no, that's fine. I'm totally unaware of it, except for the fact that I realized it 2 days ago and I just said it. Oh so wait, maybe it's well on my mind. So why should other people get to love the people who matter to them and have them stay? Everyone else should have their Auggie and that's it. Riley can have Lucas or whoever, Penny can have Amy or Bernadette and that's fair. So I wanted to go home, but Auggie did point out that that could set everything clear and I'll be well aware of whether this was an accident or not. "If you go, you'll know for sure. That could fix everything or make it worse, are you willing to go there?" Auggie quoted. I wasn't ready to throw away the chance that this could all be one big misunderstanding, so I decided to stay and ruin my field trip tomorrow. I don't care about my looks, I don't care about showering tonight, I don't care about anything. It's just me, Auggie and my computer. I will see my classmates and people at Auggie's house like I have to but no positive renforcement will come out of it. I'll just keep on dying inside until I do realize it's been so long there is no misunderstanding at all except for the fact that I am misunderstood. Nobody gets me, but it doesn't matter because nobody cares. What's the point? I've lived too much life for the past 14 years and I should've known that I got lucky. People say "If you could do [blah blah blah] for a day..." and guess what? I got my day, I got my wish. I had one day that was all I wanted and it was January 16th 2015, my birthday. And then it was it. Even Riley returned to her ab-normal self when that day was over. It was only just a dream. My field trip is ruined, as my life. I have Auggie who tries to make it better but the kid's underage, even for me and I'm 4 years underage. He can't fix anything, he doesn't get it. But who does? Who cares? I'm not gonna sit around and care when nobody else does. This world's got a problem and why should I be the only one it matters to? I can't change the world. The ratio is 1:7 billion. Me against 7 billion people. I can't change a thing, I give up. I am a Clutterbucket, I give up and I don't care who knows it. Little Miss Maya Clutterbucket, that's who I am. We see that the rest of the world is gone and we are too little of a portion of this world to change a thing and then we give up. Well that's where I'm at now. I've already realized, I'm 1:7 billion people, I can't change and thing and this is where I give up. Right here, right now. Thanks for reading and enjoy your life, I'm sure it's better than mine.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
The People That Matter - 2015 vs. 2014
Hey Blogger, so today I am going to do a competition between people I know and there importance rank 2014 compared to 2015. So let's see!
Round 1:
Okay, so we are gonna play 2014's Riley Matthews vs. 2015's Penny. So Riley Matthews, important ranked from July-September and then from December-present. She was my best friend for 6 years before this and was my major plot all throughout Girl Meets World. In July-September, she acted relevant and relatable enough to be considered normal. October-Novemeber, I didn't really pay much attention. December-January, she has failed miserably to play the part. She has been negative, rude and discouraging to me and Auggie, leading us to be wonderous of the feeling of happiness, which we do not know how to show anymore. Moving on to 2015's Penny. At first started out as someone who had no real relationship with. She was just there to prevent Riley's negativity and block her out for a couple hours. She has greatly improved over the past few days, trying to reconcile the relationships between Me and Auggie with Riley. She has made it work decently. She tried and cares to be here. She hasn't tooken over our show since the beginning and has made an agreement with us.
Winner: 2015's Penny
Round 2:
We are going to play 2014's Lucas Friar and 2015's Shawn Hunter/Katy Hart.
In 2014, I gained some bond with Lucas due to the fact that Riley had paired with Farkle, being the only 2 left, we made some connection. It worked out some of the time, he made me really happy. There were times I felt I needed him, like he needed me. Although, on the side bar, he did hit me several times through out November 10-December 2014. I was upset and mislead by this relationship often and questioning taking part in it. Moving to 2015's Katy and Shawn. These people have became a big highlight of my life since Girl Meets Master Plan, my 14th Birthday. From 2001-2014 I saw my mom as someone who neglected me and who never cared for me more than her career. Now I saw on my birthday that she does care about me and I do matter and we've formed a better relationship. Now Shawn was also something else. Throughout my childhood, I felt like I was often alone and discouraged. I felt like I was the only one going through this problem with my family and my school work and I felt like nobody understood me. Then he told me that his mom was like my dad and his dad is like my mom. I realized I wasn't alone and I wasn't the only one who grew up like that. Then on my birthday when he took charge when my mom didn't show up and those two started fighting at the diner, I felt like he really cared about me and not just because he's been where I am. I felt like I had a family for once, like they were actually there for me.
Winner: 2015's Shawn and Katy.
So 2014 was a rough go, I would say. Since then, my family life has improved and so have my friendship stances. I would say my family issues are now more of a problem than my friendship issues, which is what I was aiming for. Maybe New Years Resolutions make sense, not that that was an assigned resolution. So Penny and my family have made a great impact on me and I've been really happy with the outcomes. Riley and Lucas, those times were hard, but even mine and their realtionships have noticably improved and that's nothing to complain about. I'm glad this year could become a greater success than the last year and I can see this year coming along quite well, unless something unexpected happens. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
Round 1:
Okay, so we are gonna play 2014's Riley Matthews vs. 2015's Penny. So Riley Matthews, important ranked from July-September and then from December-present. She was my best friend for 6 years before this and was my major plot all throughout Girl Meets World. In July-September, she acted relevant and relatable enough to be considered normal. October-Novemeber, I didn't really pay much attention. December-January, she has failed miserably to play the part. She has been negative, rude and discouraging to me and Auggie, leading us to be wonderous of the feeling of happiness, which we do not know how to show anymore. Moving on to 2015's Penny. At first started out as someone who had no real relationship with. She was just there to prevent Riley's negativity and block her out for a couple hours. She has greatly improved over the past few days, trying to reconcile the relationships between Me and Auggie with Riley. She has made it work decently. She tried and cares to be here. She hasn't tooken over our show since the beginning and has made an agreement with us.
Winner: 2015's Penny
Round 2:
We are going to play 2014's Lucas Friar and 2015's Shawn Hunter/Katy Hart.
In 2014, I gained some bond with Lucas due to the fact that Riley had paired with Farkle, being the only 2 left, we made some connection. It worked out some of the time, he made me really happy. There were times I felt I needed him, like he needed me. Although, on the side bar, he did hit me several times through out November 10-December 2014. I was upset and mislead by this relationship often and questioning taking part in it. Moving to 2015's Katy and Shawn. These people have became a big highlight of my life since Girl Meets Master Plan, my 14th Birthday. From 2001-2014 I saw my mom as someone who neglected me and who never cared for me more than her career. Now I saw on my birthday that she does care about me and I do matter and we've formed a better relationship. Now Shawn was also something else. Throughout my childhood, I felt like I was often alone and discouraged. I felt like I was the only one going through this problem with my family and my school work and I felt like nobody understood me. Then he told me that his mom was like my dad and his dad is like my mom. I realized I wasn't alone and I wasn't the only one who grew up like that. Then on my birthday when he took charge when my mom didn't show up and those two started fighting at the diner, I felt like he really cared about me and not just because he's been where I am. I felt like I had a family for once, like they were actually there for me.
Winner: 2015's Shawn and Katy.
So 2014 was a rough go, I would say. Since then, my family life has improved and so have my friendship stances. I would say my family issues are now more of a problem than my friendship issues, which is what I was aiming for. Maybe New Years Resolutions make sense, not that that was an assigned resolution. So Penny and my family have made a great impact on me and I've been really happy with the outcomes. Riley and Lucas, those times were hard, but even mine and their realtionships have noticably improved and that's nothing to complain about. I'm glad this year could become a greater success than the last year and I can see this year coming along quite well, unless something unexpected happens. Thanks for reading The 99 Problems of Maya Hart and be sure to check back again soon!
Maya Hart - Behind the Scenes
Hey Blogger, so today I am gonna show you some behind the scenes stuff, stuff you wouldn't be able to see otherwise unless you were actually me! So this is gonna be an exclusive look at all of my Google+ Blogger and computer stuff that I do on here while talking to some of you guys!
So this is my laptop background, desktop cover thing. It's me and my mom, I've loved this picture the minute I saw it and made it my goal to set it as my desktop cover. I loved it.
This is my profile, you can zoom in and see there's all the editing tools, so this is obviously my account. I can edit it and change everything, you see.
This is my +Maya dashboard, where my notifications, proflie settings and hangouts are. As you can see my profile picture is in the corner as well.
These are just some of the notifications I had, Kiwi Matthews and Riley, Ginger is in there too and Richard Vargas.
This is The 99 Problems of Maya Hart's Blogger Dashboard. I have all my posts and as you can see I have 288 posts total.
This is my profile, my circles and you can see I can edit them at the bottom of the circles and it says "In your circles" so this is my profile.
This is my hangout chat with the official Michael lugojr who is someone who talks to me often. You can see my other hangouts on the side there too.
This is me replying to a conversation on the last blog post I made "Ginger Hart - Remember When..." and I shared it to Google+ and it immediately got comments, like all my updates do.
This is my hangout with my good friend, Jamie Zamora. We were talking about what Riley was currently doing.
This is my blogger profile, you see it says "Edit Profile" at the top, so I can edit my blogger profile and manage blogs I am following.
This is my Video Manager for YouTube. My latest video is for my 2nd favorite song, Just a Little Girl by Trading Yesterday, followed my Maya Hart's Channel - Video Collab and so on.
This is my creator studio on YouTube. I can manage my videos, edit them too, see?
This is my subscriber dashboard. You can see I can sign out, there's my profile picture and I can go to my creator studio, add an account and I have 131 subscribers.
This is my Google Contact Information for myself, this is all off my iPhone.
This is the end of my "About" on Google+ you see I can edit it at the bottom and there are my bragging rights, you can view those on Google+.
This is my YouTube channel, I can continue to my subscribers at the top, which is 131 subscribers, I can also view my video manager from there.
This is my Gmail inbox, I have my notifications and settings at the top and I can manage my pages of gmail's and so on.
This is my gmail inbox, in case you were wondering what that looks like. I was just downloading these pictures as my latest inbox messages and such.
This is another one of my Gmail inboxes, I don't really know why I've got that twice.
And finally, this is "Maya Hart's Playlist 2014-2015" this is a pretty famous playlist, I'm on it everyday and you can see I can add a description and edit it.
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Ginger Hart - Remember When...
Hey Blogger, so today I am going to do a post about my ferret Ginger. Lately, I've been missing her alot, staying over at the Matthews's so much, so I decided to write another post about her. I made one all about her in the past I think. I'm pretty sure it was "Save Me From Home" when I told you all about Ginger.
Ginger hasn't changed much since then. My mom has been feeding her for a while now and I've heard that he's been doing good. So I'm happy to hear that Ginger is up to date at home.
This is the profile that someone made for Ginger on Google+ that I am very happy about. This Ginger has made me feel like Ginger is still with me, even though we are neighbourhoods apart. Ginger has always been apart of my life, even since I haven't been home often. Since me and my mom are on better terms since my birthday, I may talk to her more and stuff like that. So I may be able to see Ginger again soon. So please add Ginger "The Ferret" Hart to your Google+ circles, courtesy of Maya Hart!
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