Monday, July 28, 2014

Me and Farkle?! As If...

So, at Wild Rapids, Farkle was calling me and Riley his girls. Then adventually, Riley and I got onto the topic of saying it to each other. Not "Farkle's Girls" but similar things to that. In line for one of the slides, I was saying Riley and Farkle will get together and making my hands in a kissy mode making them kiss each other. She said me and Farkle would and did the same thing. Then I said "Today, we are joining Riley and Farkle in Holy Matromony" and Riley was shocked. "Riley, do you take Farkle to be your loyal husband? I do" I said. "And Farkle, do you take Riley to be your loyal wife? I do" I said and "You may now kiss the bride" and I did the hand kiss again. "No!" Riley screamed and tried to split my kissing hands. Then she did it to me and "Farkle" and we kept accusing each other of having a crush on Farkle and we kept denying it. Then I said Riley is going to get married to Farkle and she said I was going to get married to him. I denied it, she denied it. Then in the hot tub, I kept making my own hand marriage seremony of Riley and Farkle's wedding. Then I said "We join Maya and Ryan Gosling in Holy Matromony" and Riley said "We join Riley and Taylor Lautner in Holy Matromony" and I corrected her and said "Riley and Farkle in Holy Matromony" and then a man in the hot tub overheard us and said "what about Channing Tatum?" and I went "Oh! We join Maya Hart and Channing Tatum in Holy Matromony" and we kept saying selebrities were joining us in Holy Matromony. Then I said after we got out of the hot tub, "Farkle's got nothing aside being cute" and Riley gasped "Oh! You just admitted it!" and I said "No, I said all he is is cute" and she said "I agree with that" and I didn't really mean that. I mean me and Farkle?! No! Pfft, that's stupid. Why would I, Maya Hart want to date him, Farkle Minkus. No way! Not a chance....

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